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idunno if this was already uploaded but i'm gonna pakia it anyways =P

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jeff the killer

paranormal

This creepypasta picha contains kubadilika kioo dirisha. There might also be kufanya kiini, holding cell, kufanya seli, taasisi ya adhabu, adhabu kituo, taasisi ya kuurekebisha, and kituo kuurekebisha.

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Ben Drowned Plushy 2

added by zutaradragon

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maskey?????!!!!!!

posted by emo_girl1994

one siku i was sleeping over at my Marafiki house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if wewe include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he alisema " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"

Devil resedence part 1

posted by yamishadow2001

If your a shabiki of anime wewe might know what soul eater is. I really loved the onyesha that was until that terrible day. I was watching the news when on the news a news reporter alisema something about a Lost episode of soul eater called,"the devil resedence", when I heard about it I looked everywhere to find it and eventually I found it at a old store and they guy there was creepy he said,"we will change into madness inside", I was not bothered kwa it I put the disc in my ps3 the onyesha appeared normal everyone at the death academy, but maka was looking in the maktaba and found a book that was covered...

Lucius special: Purge pt. 2

posted by FrostyBlazer

EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?

Masky: easy! *takes out phone*

SE: Hello wewe have reached hell, please hold

Masky: Seed Eater! We need wewe to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!

SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...

Masky: wewe and I both know wewe don't really agree with his ideals

SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!

Masky: ok, we are in Maine

SE: a little zaidi specific

Masky: in a forest

SE: a little zaidi Masky...

Masky: near black pond

SE: will send it right away!

Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?

SE: will send it in a few minutes!

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 4

posted by FrostyBlazer

*2 weeks later*

Slender: breakfast is ready!

Johnny: awesome!... just because wewe don't trust me doesn't mean wewe have to stalk me...

Hoody: I'm not stalking you...

Johnny: bullshi*

Lucius: how the hell did wewe learn how to cook?

Slender: I had a daughter...

Lucius: cool

Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...

*swoosh*

Zalgo: ...

Lisa: ...

Zalgo: FUC-

*swoosh*

Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan

Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army au supporters of it

Johhny: and if wewe let me go I could get my guys to help you...

All but Lucius: NO!

Lucius: do we have a choice?

All but Lucius: NO...

Lucius Chapter 4, Part 3.5

posted by FrostyBlazer

????: hello my dear

???: *screaming*

???: wewe are a sick, sadistic, maniac!

????: to bad... I AM a killer now...

???: do wewe feel any guilt?

????: every single siku I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!

???: but why did wewe kill them?

????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!

???: wewe are crazy!

????: well thank wewe captain obvious!... now if wewe excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait wewe can't, wewe are tied up! *sadistic laughing*

???: wewe are in better place Mr. snuggles...

SOK members: Alexander Solonik

posted by FrostyBlazer

Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback

Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik

Solonik: what? how did wewe get in here?!

Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth

Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why wewe are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?

Henry: yes... WE would like wewe to rejoin, wewe are the weapons expert...

Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon

Henry: there will be none of that if wewe don't help!

Solonik: ...

Henry: fine then... *walks away*

Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...

Henry: welcome back

Society of Killers

SOK Member: Hannibal Lecter

posted by FrostyBlazer

Guard: wewe have a visitor Lecter

Lecter: ...

Guard: wewe talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*

Lecter: hello Henry

Henry: hello Mr. Lecter

Lecter: so... what is your business here?

Henry: well... wewe are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...

Lecter: they broke the treaty?

Henry: exactly

Lecter: well then... may wewe open the door for me?

Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter

*opens door*

Henry: welcome back

Society of Killers

Lucius Chapter 3, Part 4

posted by FrostyBlazer

*meanwhile*

Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-

Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...

Henry: yes master... what is it?

Kagekao: gather the team...

Henry: yes sir!

*back to the story!*

Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?

Slender: I sent him to my brother

*TV onyesha swoosh*

Splender: Toby, would wewe like some zaidi tea?

Toby: yes!

Splender: Mr. Fluff, would wewe like some zaidi tea?

Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!

Audience: *laughing*

* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *

Lucius: Zalgo has an idea...

posted by FrostyBlazer

Zalgo: hmmmm...

Observer: hmmmm...

SL: hmmmm...

Lisa: hmmmm...

Targeter: hmmmm...

Pyris: hmmm...

BVRV: pika...

Zalgo: I got it!

All: what is it?

Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...

Observer: and?

Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...

Targeter: and?

Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!

Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?

Zalgo: ._.

All: ._.

Zalgo: fuc*

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Lucius Chapter 1, Part 4

posted by FrostyBlaze

Slender: Observer, wewe are in charge

Observer: yes sir...

Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*

*Ding Dong*

Masky: yes? *opens door*

???: contract for wewe sir

Masky: thanks seedy

SE: wewe are welcome masky

Masky: Who is your friend?

SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP

Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...

Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!

Lucius: *shoots tazer*

Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*

Lucius: I win

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Lucius Chapter 1, Part 3.5

posted by FrostyBlaze

???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took wewe so long?

SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!

Zalgo: like?

SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...

Zalgo: and?

SL: thats all...

Zalgo: ._.

SL: sir?

Zalgo: ...

SL: ummmmmm...

Zalgo: THATS ALL

SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30

Zalgo: WHY wewe - wait, did wewe say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?

SL: yeah?

Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!

*going through portal*

SL: wait what? don't wewe have to take care o-

Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!

*portal closes*

SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends

Hitori Kakurenbo: Hide and Seek With Yourself

posted by kittyluv57

[WARNING: This is for once not a fictional story! Everything in this makala is real, and DO NOT recommend actually trying this game! It is dangerous, and I don't want anyone getting hurt.]

This makala is composed of everything I have heard about playing Hitori Kakurenbo, rolled up into one article. There are several different interpretations, so I've included all I could find so I don't leave anything out.

Some people believe this game is actually a ritual to call a malevolent presence into your home. What exactly wewe are calling changes depending on the source, I have heard some say wewe are...

Lucius Chapter 2, Part 5

posted by FrostyBlazer

Porter: hujambo guys *hanging from foot on tree*

Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?

Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, hujambo HOW DID wewe NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!

Porter: well wewe were to busy chasing sonic wewe didn't listen to me when I alisema I was blind

Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face

Porter: wewe don't have a face?

Slender: shi*

ToTheArk: where are we going to live?

Jeff: well...

Slender: no!

Jeff: he owes us!

Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!

Jeff: do we have any other options?

Slender: fine...

Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?

Slender: I will tell wewe later *unties rope*

Porter: *flop* ow...

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SEXY!!!

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Jeff xD LOL!!!!

added by anniejacksonn

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Creepypasta

added by KaterinaLover

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The Rugrats Theory

posted by usernameinvalid

The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Demonic and Unimaginable imagination.

Chuckie died a long time zamani along with his mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy au a girl thus creating the twins.
As for "All Grown Up" the teenage Angelica became addicted to various narcotics which further aggravated her Schizophrenia, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations...

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Slenderman the angry chef of house wife like thing

added by Lancelot8

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Devil resedence part 3

posted by yamishadow2001

I saw her behind me I ran away as jumped out off the swing and ran away as far as I could,but she appeared infront of me I thought I was dead but then a guy wearing a mask and a white cloack appeared and told me to get lord death amd then he opened a portal and pushed me on it I arrived therr fast and ran to the academy and warned lord death when he heard this he took me to a room and told me to learn two techniques.
I came out of the room after 45 dakika and told him Im ready and I summoned two glowing swords dhahabu swords and teleported myself back to the forest and saw the man still fighting...