Subject files: Lucius Vole
Subject 274 aka Lucius Vole was a volunteer to test the effects of serum 18 aka "Pasta Sauce", a experiment that would give a plant au a animal powers. The first time he was aliyopewa the serum he aged 1 mwaka every 30 seconds, we were able to give the antidote before he died. He volunteered again with this time it being a success, it gave him the ability to teleport short distances and a vast knowledge of weaponry. He was held in a cell until a another subject went rouge and he was able to escape. After that he joined a mercenary group and named himself "Volter". He later left the group and completely went missing. His nyumbani was found a mwezi after he went missing, And notebook describing a tall faceless man watching him was found in his room. Three years later some people started seeing him, one time with a woman with a clock for a eye. Other than that we have no leads to where he is at. We hope this info is useful to wewe John.
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Subject 274 aka Lucius Vole was a volunteer to test the effects of serum 18 aka "Pasta Sauce", a experiment that would give a plant au a animal powers. The first time he was aliyopewa the serum he aged 1 mwaka every 30 seconds, we were able to give the antidote before he died. He volunteered again with this time it being a success, it gave him the ability to teleport short distances and a vast knowledge of weaponry. He was held in a cell until a another subject went rouge and he was able to escape. After that he joined a mercenary group and named himself "Volter". He later left the group and completely went missing. His nyumbani was found a mwezi after he went missing, And notebook describing a tall faceless man watching him was found in his room. Three years later some people started seeing him, one time with a woman with a clock for a eye. Other than that we have no leads to where he is at. We hope this info is useful to wewe John.
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BEN: Im afraid of nothing
Lucius: your not afraid of RED killing wewe in your sleep?
BEN: no
RED: SOON
BEN: *meep*
*hides behind Lucius*
Lucius: wimp... *walks away*
BEN: wait don't leave me!
RED: NOW >:D
BEN: sh**
*ahhhhhh*
LJ: wewe hear that?
Lucius: nope *smokes*
LJ: I'm sure I-
Lucius: shut up and take this cigarette
BEN: Jesus H Christ since when have wewe been able to turn into a bird!
*crash*
BEN: oh my god my video games!
RED: what are wewe going to do about it?
BEN: RUN
RED: uh oh...
*BANG* *BONG* *CRASH*
LJ: what is happening?
Lucius: BEN getting over his fear...
Lucius: your not afraid of RED killing wewe in your sleep?
BEN: no
RED: SOON
BEN: *meep*
*hides behind Lucius*
Lucius: wimp... *walks away*
BEN: wait don't leave me!
RED: NOW >:D
BEN: sh**
*ahhhhhh*
LJ: wewe hear that?
Lucius: nope *smokes*
LJ: I'm sure I-
Lucius: shut up and take this cigarette
BEN: Jesus H Christ since when have wewe been able to turn into a bird!
*crash*
BEN: oh my god my video games!
RED: what are wewe going to do about it?
BEN: RUN
RED: uh oh...
*BANG* *BONG* *CRASH*
LJ: what is happening?
Lucius: BEN getting over his fear...
WAT U LAFIN AT
Lucius : caaaaannnn!
LJ: : anybodyyyy!
Lucius : find meeee!
Slender : somebody to loveeeee!
Lucius: where the hell did you learn to sing?
Slender: like I said, I had a daughter...
Lucius: oh... so... where is this cRYPT guy?
Slender: his base is at Mount Hood in Oregon
Lucius: ._.
Slender: what?
Lucius: how the hell are we supposed to walk from Mane to Oregon
Slender: oh... huh... ummm... I never really thought of that...
Lucius: *sigh*
[the song was, Somebody To Love By Queen]
LJ: : anybodyyyy!
Lucius : find meeee!
Slender : somebody to loveeeee!
Lucius: where the hell did you learn to sing?
Slender: like I said, I had a daughter...
Lucius: oh... so... where is this cRYPT guy?
Slender: his base is at Mount Hood in Oregon
Lucius: ._.
Slender: what?
Lucius: how the hell are we supposed to walk from Mane to Oregon
Slender: oh... huh... ummm... I never really thought of that...
Lucius: *sigh*
[the song was, Somebody To Love By Queen]
Zalgo: where the hell is ShadowLurker!? I need my anger pills!
SL: i'm home!
Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE wewe BEEN!?
SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!
Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
SL: sir, take your pills
Zalgo: *takes pills*
SL: feel better?
Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?
SL: Jacky and Itzy
Zalgo: go get them...
SL: yes sir *teleports*
Zalgo: *sighs*
*ring ring*
Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?
Observer: we got BEN
RED: when do we get to kill him!
Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave
Zalgo: i'll be right there
SL: i'm home!
Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE wewe BEEN!?
SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!
Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
SL: sir, take your pills
Zalgo: *takes pills*
SL: feel better?
Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?
SL: Jacky and Itzy
Zalgo: go get them...
SL: yes sir *teleports*
Zalgo: *sighs*
*ring ring*
Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?
Observer: we got BEN
RED: when do we get to kill him!
Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave
Zalgo: i'll be right there
Slender: what the hell happened to my house!?
Me: sorry, we need the ratings man!
Slender: *sigh*
ToTheArk: i'm out! REGARDS!
Slender: what is happening Masky!?
Masky: everybody is taking sides!
Slender: observer...
Lucius: *carrying Jeff*
Slender: where is the Observer?
Lucius: he is in the dining hall!
Slender: Lucius, come with me!
Lucius: *drops Jeff*
Jeff: ow...
Slender: OBSERVER!
Observer: hello my friend
Slender: WHY ARE wewe DOING THIS!
Lucius: he thinks wewe are a absent faced jack*ss
Slender: ...
Observer: heh heh... shi*
Me: sorry, we need the ratings man!
Slender: *sigh*
ToTheArk: i'm out! REGARDS!
Slender: what is happening Masky!?
Masky: everybody is taking sides!
Slender: observer...
Lucius: *carrying Jeff*
Slender: where is the Observer?
Lucius: he is in the dining hall!
Slender: Lucius, come with me!
Lucius: *drops Jeff*
Jeff: ow...
Slender: OBSERVER!
Observer: hello my friend
Slender: WHY ARE wewe DOING THIS!
Lucius: he thinks wewe are a absent faced jack*ss
Slender: ...
Observer: heh heh... shi*
Kage: なぜ テール-
Jack: please speak English Kage... We aren't in China anymore
Kage: I come from Japan
Jack: don't care!
Kage: *sigh* why are we doing this?
Jack: apparently V thinks having the goat eater back will be helpful...
Kage: we're geting him!?
Jack: V told us that during the meeting!
Kage: really?! I didn't hear him...
Jack: apparently upendo makes wewe deaf to...
Kage: what?
Jack: I know wewe like that Japanese chick
Kage: what?! I do not!
Jack: oh come on! wewe were looking at her the entire time during the meeting!
Kage: Jack...
Jack: don't even try Kage, nothing wewe say can disprove me!
Kage: Chupacabra is behind you
Jack: ._.
Chupacabra: ... (Having British tonight!)
Jack: please speak English Kage... We aren't in China anymore
Kage: I come from Japan
Jack: don't care!
Kage: *sigh* why are we doing this?
Jack: apparently V thinks having the goat eater back will be helpful...
Kage: we're geting him!?
Jack: V told us that during the meeting!
Kage: really?! I didn't hear him...
Jack: apparently upendo makes wewe deaf to...
Kage: what?
Jack: I know wewe like that Japanese chick
Kage: what?! I do not!
Jack: oh come on! wewe were looking at her the entire time during the meeting!
Kage: Jack...
Jack: don't even try Kage, nothing wewe say can disprove me!
Kage: Chupacabra is behind you
Jack: ._.
Chupacabra: ... (Having British tonight!)
Johnny: *laughing* well this will be the last time we see each other, so... GOOD RIDDANCE
*screaming*
Johnny: that was way too easy...
Henry: I see wewe have finally killed someone
Johnny: shut-up! it was just a bad luck streak... why are wewe here?
Henry: well since wewe are done... babysitting... i'd think wewe would like to rejoin...
Johnny: what makes wewe think that?
Henry: well wewe are killing without taking any contracts...
Johnny: who says I can't have some fun?
Henry: the oath
Johhny: *hmph*
Henry: so... are wewe in?
Johnny: ok, i'll join... but why are we bringing the team back together?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Johnny: ok... lets do this
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
*screaming*
Johnny: that was way too easy...
Henry: I see wewe have finally killed someone
Johnny: shut-up! it was just a bad luck streak... why are wewe here?
Henry: well since wewe are done... babysitting... i'd think wewe would like to rejoin...
Johnny: what makes wewe think that?
Henry: well wewe are killing without taking any contracts...
Johnny: who says I can't have some fun?
Henry: the oath
Johhny: *hmph*
Henry: so... are wewe in?
Johnny: ok, i'll join... but why are we bringing the team back together?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Johnny: ok... lets do this
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
