Cristiano Ronaldo vs Bugatti Veyron

Man Utd mashabiki are shattered that nyota player Cristiano Ronaldo has gone to Real Madrid. Sir Alex Ferguson accepted a stunning world record bid of 80 million pounds! Man Utd mashabiki might be devastated, but over in Merseyside, Liverpool mashabiki are celebrating! Now the Reds have zaidi chance of winning their first ever Premiership title after missing out last year.

I'm a Liverpool shabiki and I DON'T feel sorry for United. Sir Alex accepted himself.

I've got just two zaidi things to say. One, haha, and two, good luck for inayofuata season. You'll need it.