1. (What Lies Ahead 2.1) [addressing a large crucifix of Jesus Christ, after he and his group just killed several walkers in a church] Yo, J.C., you taking any requests?

2. (Save The Last One 2.3) Daryl Dixon: Look at him. Hanging up there like a big piñata. The other geeks came and ate all the flesh off his legs.
Andrea: I thought we were changing the subject.
Daryl Dixon: Call that payback for laughing about my itchy ass.

3. (Cherokee Rose 2.4) Carol Peletier: A flower?
Daryl Dixon: It's a Cherokee Rose. The story is that when American soldiers were moving Indians off their land on the Trail of Tears, the Cherokee mothers were grieving and crying so much 'cause they were losing their little ones along the way from exposure and disease and starvation. A lot of them just disappeared. So the elders, they said a prayer; asked for a sign to uplift the mothers' spirits, give them strength and hope. The next day this rose started to grow where the mothers' tears fell. I'm not fool enough to think there's any flowers blooming for my brother. But I believe this one bloomed for your little girl.

4. (Chupacabra 2.5)
Rick Grimes: [Jimmy reaches for a rifle; Rick takes it from him] You ever fire one before?
Jimmy: Well, if I'm going out I want one.
Daryl Dixon: Yeah, and people in hell want Slurpees.

5. (Chupacabra 2.5) Daryl Dixon: I'm going to borrow a horse and head up to this ridge right here. Get a bird's eye view of the whole grid. If she's up there I'll spot her.
T-Dog: Good idea. Maybe you'll see your chupacabra up there, too.
Rick Grimes: Chupacabra?
Dale Horvath: You never heard that story? First night in camp, Daryl tell us the whole thing reminds him of the time he went squirrel hunting and he saw a chupacabra.
Jimmy: [laughs]
Daryl Dixon: What are you braying at, jackass?
Jimmy: So, you believe in a bloodsucking dog?
Daryl Dixon: You believe in dead people walking around?

6. (Chupacabra 2.5) Daryl Dixon: [walking out of the woods, looking like a walker, Rick points his gun at Daryl] "That's the third time you're pointing that thing at my head. You gonna pull the trigger or what?

7. (Chupacabra 2.5) Daryl Dixon: I ain't nobody's bitch.
Merle Dixon: You're a joke is what you are. Playin' errand boy to a bunch of pansy-asses, niggers and democrats.

8. (Secrets 2.6) [to Andrea] Shoot me again? You best pray I'm dead.

9. (Judge, Jury, Executioner 2.11)
Daryl Dixon: [knowing Dale is dying in agony, he points a gun at his head] Sorry brother.

10. (Beside the Dying Fire 2.13) Rick Grimes: Where'd you find everyone?
Daryl Dixon: Well, those guys' tail lights zigzagging all over the road - figured he had to be Asian, driving like that.
Glenn: [chuckles] Good one.

11. (Beside the Dying Fire 2.13) [Daryl shows up on his motorcycle just as the zombie herd is about to catch Carol] Come on, I ain't got all day.

12. (Beside the Dying Fire 2.13) Carol Peletier: We're not safe with him - keeping something like from us. Why do you need him? He's just gonna pull you down.
Daryl Dixon: No, Rick's done right by me.
Carol Peletier: You're his henchmen and I'm a burden. You deserve better.
Daryl Dixon: What do you want?
Carol Peletier: A man of honor.
Daryl Dixon: Rick has honor.

Even though I hear everyone and their damn momma say this quote when, Daryl says it I actually believe it.

Also the Cherokee Rose story =)