just a few ; i'll add zaidi some other time.
No chick flick moments.
Do I look like Paris Hilton?
If wewe messed up my car .. i'll kill you.
Well sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
Ohh bring it on baldy!
Dude, wewe fugly!
I hope your freakin' apple pie is worth it!
That fabric softner teddy kubeba .. ohh I wanna hunt that little bitch, kahaba down!
Ohh college boy thinks he's so smart!
There really is magic in the magic fingers.
Neal? It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug!
I full on Swayzed that mother!
I feel like a friggin' soccer mom!
Dude, could wewe be zaidi gay?
You wanna kill me? Get in line bitch.
Sammy, wherever...
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