Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange
"Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s zaidi to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!"
RS: Do wewe mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?
BL: What’s that?
*fingers wand handle threateningly*
RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call wewe Bella?
The walls are illuminated kwa one small candle. Xander lies on his back staring at the ceiling above him. The shadows of both him and his novel crazed companion Josh dance upon the walls. The room is silent for a moment until Xander sighs heavily and turns to his side.
“What’s wrong, Xan?” Josh questions, only glancing away from his book for a mgawanyiko, baidisha moment.
“She knows, Josh,” Xander replied pointedly.
Josh groaned in annoyance and practically threw his book aside.
“Look, wewe really need to elaborate on what you...