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"Lost: Live Together, Die Alone (#2.23)" (2006)
Desmond: [after Locke smashes the computer] wewe killed us... wewe killed us all
Desmond: I upendo you, Penny.
Desmond: Three days before wewe came down here, before we met, I heard a banging on the hatch doors, shouting. But it was wewe John, wasn't it? wewe say there isn't any purpose, there's no such thing as fate. But wewe saved my life, brother, so that I could save yours.
Locke: No, no, no, no! None of this is real! Nothing is gonna happen, we're gonna be OK!
Desmond: I've gotta go. And you've gotta get as far away from here as possible.
Locke: Go where? Stop!
Desmond: I'm gonna blow the dam, John! I'm sorry for whatever happened that made wewe stop believing. But it's all real. And now I've gotta go and make it all go away.
Locke: Wait! Desmond!
Desmond: I'll see ya in another life, brother!
[Charlie is trying to wake up Eko because he's unconscious. Charlie sees Desmond]
Charlie Pace: Hey! Can I get some help?
[Desmond looks for something in the maktaba and ignores him]
Desmond: I'm trying, brother!
Desmond: [after looking at the printout Locke and Eko found] I think I crashed your plane.
Desmond: Ignorance is bliss.
"Lost: The Constant (#4.5)" (2008)
Desmond Hume: Who are you? How do wewe know my name?
Penny Widmore: Hello?
Desmond Hume: Penny?
Penny Widmore: Desmond?
Desmond Hume: Penny... Penny, answer. Answer, Penny
Penny Widmore: Des, where are you?
Desmond Hume: I'm... I'm on a boat. Um... I've been on an island, and - - Oh, my god, Penny. Is that really you?
Penny Widmore: Yeah! Yes, it's me!
Desmond Hume: wewe believe me? wewe still care about me?
Penny Widmore: Des, I've been looking for wewe for the past three years. I know about the island. I've been researching and then when I spoke to your friend Charlie, that's when I knew wewe were still alive. That's when I knew I wasn't crazy. Des, are wewe still there?
Desmond Hume: Yes, yes, I'm here! I'm still here, can wewe hear me?
Penny Widmore: Yeah, yeah, that's better.
Desmond Hume: I upendo you, Penny. I've always loved you. I'm so sorry. I upendo you!
Penny Widmore: I upendo wewe too.
Desmond Hume: I don't know where I am, but…
Penny Widmore: I'll find you, Des.
Desmond Hume: I promise
Penny Widmore: - no matter what...
Desmond Hume: I'll come back to you.
Penny Widmore: I won't give up.
Desmond Hume, Penny Widmore: I promise. I upendo you.
Desmond Hume: I won't call... for eight years. December 24, 2004. krisimasi Eve. I promise. Please, Pen.
Penny Widmore: If I give wewe the number, will wewe leave?
Desmond Hume: Aye.
Daniel Faraday: Who are wewe calling?
Desmond Hume: I'm calling my bloody constant.
Desmond Hume: Set your device to... 2.342 and make sure it oscillates at 11.
Daniel Faraday: OK, now, you... You're gonna tell me who told wewe those numbers.
Desmond Hume: wewe did.
Daniel Faraday: Wait a second. This is ridiculous.
Desmond Hume: I know about Eloise.
"Lost: Man of Science, Man of Faith (#2.1)" (2005)
Desmond: Are wewe him?
Desmond: So we saved the world together for a while, and that was lovely.
Desmond: Now type in exactly what I say... 4 8 15 16 23 42. Now press execute.
Locke: What's going to happen?
Desmond: Just push it!
Desmond: See wewe in another life then, eh brother?
[Jack's explaining his "excuse" for his tour de stade after injuring his ankle]
Jack: Just trying to work a few things out.
Desmond: Ah, a girl, right?
Jack: A patient.
Desmond: Ah, but a girl patient. What's her name?
Jack: Her name's Sarah.
Desmond: What'd wewe do to her, then?
Jack: Do to her?
Desmond: wewe must have done something worthy of this self-flagellation.
Jack: I told her... I made her a promise I couldn't keep... I told her I'd fix her and I couldn't. I failed.
Desmond: Right. Just one thing - what if wewe did fix her?
Jack: I didn't.
Desmond: But what if wewe did?
Jack: wewe don't know what you're talking about, man.
Desmond: I don't? Why not?
Jack: Because with her situation that would be a miracle, "brother."
Desmond: Oh, and wewe don't believe in miracles?
[Jack laughs and shakes his head]
Desmond: Right. Well then, I'm going to give wewe some advice anyway. wewe have to lift it up.
Jack: Lift it up?
Desmond: Your ankle. wewe have to keep it elevated. It's been nice chatting.
Jack: Jack.
Desmond: Jack, I'm Desmond. Good luck, brother. See wewe in another life, yeah?
"Lost: Tricia Tanaka Is Dead (#3.10)" (2007)
Sawyer: Hey, Oliver Twist! Where the hell's my stuff?
Charlie: What stuff?
Sawyer: wewe know good damn well what stuff. I had books, food, porno, a bottle of scotch.
Desmond: Apologies for the scotch, mate.
Sawyer: wewe drank it?
Desmond: Well, to be fair, there were three of us.
Charlie: Yeah.
Sawyer: [to Desmond] You, the munchkin, and who else?
Desmond: You're gonna die Charlie, and there's nothin' I can do to stop it.
"Lost: Greatest Hits (#3.21)" (2007)
Charlie Pace: I want wewe to give this to Claire for me...
Desmond Hume: What is it?
Charlie Pace: It’s the five best moments of my... sorry excuse for a life...”My greatest hits"... wewe know... memories... they’re all I’ve got...
Desmond Hume: wewe don't have to do this, Charlie.
Charlie Pace: What?
Desmond Hume: I'll go.
Charlie Pace: No, your flashes...
Desmond Hume: Maybe I keep seeing wewe die because I'm supposed to take your place.
Charlie Pace: What about your girl, Penny?
Desmond Hume: What about your girl? Besides, I might be luckier than you.
[gives him back his "Greatest Hits" list]
Desmond Hume: Keep your memories to yourself. I'll take it from here.
Charlie Pace: I don't know what to say.
Desmond Hume: Well, wewe can tell me where the, uh, weight ukanda is...
[Charlie knocks Desmond out with an kasia, kafi when he turns around]
Charlie Pace: wewe and I both know... you're not supposed to take my place, brother.
"Lost: Flashes Before Your Eyes (#3.8)" (2007)
Charlie: So, you're telling me wewe saw a flash of Claire drowning this morning, so wewe knew how to save her?
Desmond: I wasn't saving Claire, Charlie... I was saving you. This morning, wewe njiwa in after Claire. wewe tried to save her but wewe drowned.
Charlie: What do wewe mean? I didn't drown.
Desmond: When I saw the lightning hit the roof, wewe were electrocuted. And when Claire was in the water, wewe drowned trying to save her. I njiwa in myself so wewe never went in. I tried, brother. I've tried twice to save you, but the universe has a way of course-correcting, and I can't stop it forever. I'm sorry - I'm sorry because, no matter what I try to do... you're gonna die, Charlie.
Desmond: How do I know you?
Charlie: I don't, um...
Desmond: Where do I know wewe from?
Charlie: I don't know, but I'll remember if I could get some help.
Desmond: [Sees a flashback to the island] You're Charlie!
Charlie: Yeah, name's on the sign.
Desmond: It, it was in the hatch! I remember seeing you! There was a computer, there was a button... we were on an island!
Charlie: We are on an island, mate. This is England.
Desmond: No, it was real! I remember.
Charlie: Hey, all right.
[to the crowd]
Charlie: This is why we don't do drugs.
"Lost: Because wewe Left (#5.1)" (2009)
Daniel Faraday: The rules, rules don't apply to you. You're special. You're uniquely and miraculously special.
Desmond Hume: What are wewe talking about?
"Lost: Orientation (#2.3)" (2005)
Jack: Are wewe in contact with the people that made it... the film? Are wewe in contact with anyone?
Desmond: [trying to fix his computer] Do wewe think I'd be here if I was?
Jack: How is it that wewe didn't know about the crash? About us?
Desmond: I push this button every 108 minutes. I don't get out much.
Jack: So, these replacements?
Desmond: Kelvin died waiting for his replacements.
Jack: So wewe don't get out, wewe don't see anyone. Where does your chakula come from? wewe really think this is happening.
Desmond: Why wouldn't it be?
Jack: It says quarantine on the inside of the hatch to keep wewe down here. To keep wewe scared. But wewe know what? We've been up there for over 40 days and no one's gotten sick. wewe think that this is the only part of it that's true? Do wewe ever think that maybe they put wewe down here to push a button every 100 dakika just to see if wewe would? That all of this, the computer, the button, it's just a mind game? An experiment?
Desmond: Every... single... day. And for all our sakes, I hope it's not real. But the film says this is an electromagnetic station. And I don't know about you, brother, but every time I walk past that concrete ukuta out there, my fillings hurt.
"Lost: Further Instructions (#3.3)" (2006)
Desmond Hume: Yeah, right, Radzinsky. wewe never want to tell me what bloody hell happened to him.
Mike: wewe see that brown stain there? That's Radzinsky. He put a shotgun in his mouth while I was asleep. And wewe know what the bitch, kahaba of it was? I only had a hundred and eight dakika to bury him. Poor bastard.
"Lost: Ji Yeon (#4.7)" (2008)
Desmond Hume: She just jumped!
Captain Gault: It's over. She's gone. Everybody get back to your posts. That was an order.
"Lost: Live Together, Die Alone (#2.23)" (2006)
Desmond: [after Locke smashes the computer] wewe killed us... wewe killed us all
Desmond: I upendo you, Penny.
Desmond: Three days before wewe came down here, before we met, I heard a banging on the hatch doors, shouting. But it was wewe John, wasn't it? wewe say there isn't any purpose, there's no such thing as fate. But wewe saved my life, brother, so that I could save yours.
Locke: No, no, no, no! None of this is real! Nothing is gonna happen, we're gonna be OK!
Desmond: I've gotta go. And you've gotta get as far away from here as possible.
Locke: Go where? Stop!
Desmond: I'm gonna blow the dam, John! I'm sorry for whatever happened that made wewe stop believing. But it's all real. And now I've gotta go and make it all go away.
Locke: Wait! Desmond!
Desmond: I'll see ya in another life, brother!
[Charlie is trying to wake up Eko because he's unconscious. Charlie sees Desmond]
Charlie Pace: Hey! Can I get some help?
[Desmond looks for something in the maktaba and ignores him]
Desmond: I'm trying, brother!
Desmond: [after looking at the printout Locke and Eko found] I think I crashed your plane.
Desmond: Ignorance is bliss.
"Lost: The Constant (#4.5)" (2008)
Desmond Hume: Who are you? How do wewe know my name?
Penny Widmore: Hello?
Desmond Hume: Penny?
Penny Widmore: Desmond?
Desmond Hume: Penny... Penny, answer. Answer, Penny
Penny Widmore: Des, where are you?
Desmond Hume: I'm... I'm on a boat. Um... I've been on an island, and - - Oh, my god, Penny. Is that really you?
Penny Widmore: Yeah! Yes, it's me!
Desmond Hume: wewe believe me? wewe still care about me?
Penny Widmore: Des, I've been looking for wewe for the past three years. I know about the island. I've been researching and then when I spoke to your friend Charlie, that's when I knew wewe were still alive. That's when I knew I wasn't crazy. Des, are wewe still there?
Desmond Hume: Yes, yes, I'm here! I'm still here, can wewe hear me?
Penny Widmore: Yeah, yeah, that's better.
Desmond Hume: I upendo you, Penny. I've always loved you. I'm so sorry. I upendo you!
Penny Widmore: I upendo wewe too.
Desmond Hume: I don't know where I am, but…
Penny Widmore: I'll find you, Des.
Desmond Hume: I promise
Penny Widmore: - no matter what...
Desmond Hume: I'll come back to you.
Penny Widmore: I won't give up.
Desmond Hume, Penny Widmore: I promise. I upendo you.
Desmond Hume: I won't call... for eight years. December 24, 2004. krisimasi Eve. I promise. Please, Pen.
Penny Widmore: If I give wewe the number, will wewe leave?
Desmond Hume: Aye.
Daniel Faraday: Who are wewe calling?
Desmond Hume: I'm calling my bloody constant.
Desmond Hume: Set your device to... 2.342 and make sure it oscillates at 11.
Daniel Faraday: OK, now, you... You're gonna tell me who told wewe those numbers.
Desmond Hume: wewe did.
Daniel Faraday: Wait a second. This is ridiculous.
Desmond Hume: I know about Eloise.
"Lost: Man of Science, Man of Faith (#2.1)" (2005)
Desmond: Are wewe him?
Desmond: So we saved the world together for a while, and that was lovely.
Desmond: Now type in exactly what I say... 4 8 15 16 23 42. Now press execute.
Locke: What's going to happen?
Desmond: Just push it!
Desmond: See wewe in another life then, eh brother?
[Jack's explaining his "excuse" for his tour de stade after injuring his ankle]
Jack: Just trying to work a few things out.
Desmond: Ah, a girl, right?
Jack: A patient.
Desmond: Ah, but a girl patient. What's her name?
Jack: Her name's Sarah.
Desmond: What'd wewe do to her, then?
Jack: Do to her?
Desmond: wewe must have done something worthy of this self-flagellation.
Jack: I told her... I made her a promise I couldn't keep... I told her I'd fix her and I couldn't. I failed.
Desmond: Right. Just one thing - what if wewe did fix her?
Jack: I didn't.
Desmond: But what if wewe did?
Jack: wewe don't know what you're talking about, man.
Desmond: I don't? Why not?
Jack: Because with her situation that would be a miracle, "brother."
Desmond: Oh, and wewe don't believe in miracles?
[Jack laughs and shakes his head]
Desmond: Right. Well then, I'm going to give wewe some advice anyway. wewe have to lift it up.
Jack: Lift it up?
Desmond: Your ankle. wewe have to keep it elevated. It's been nice chatting.
Jack: Jack.
Desmond: Jack, I'm Desmond. Good luck, brother. See wewe in another life, yeah?
"Lost: Tricia Tanaka Is Dead (#3.10)" (2007)
Sawyer: Hey, Oliver Twist! Where the hell's my stuff?
Charlie: What stuff?
Sawyer: wewe know good damn well what stuff. I had books, food, porno, a bottle of scotch.
Desmond: Apologies for the scotch, mate.
Sawyer: wewe drank it?
Desmond: Well, to be fair, there were three of us.
Charlie: Yeah.
Sawyer: [to Desmond] You, the munchkin, and who else?
Desmond: You're gonna die Charlie, and there's nothin' I can do to stop it.
"Lost: Greatest Hits (#3.21)" (2007)
Charlie Pace: I want wewe to give this to Claire for me...
Desmond Hume: What is it?
Charlie Pace: It’s the five best moments of my... sorry excuse for a life...”My greatest hits"... wewe know... memories... they’re all I’ve got...
Desmond Hume: wewe don't have to do this, Charlie.
Charlie Pace: What?
Desmond Hume: I'll go.
Charlie Pace: No, your flashes...
Desmond Hume: Maybe I keep seeing wewe die because I'm supposed to take your place.
Charlie Pace: What about your girl, Penny?
Desmond Hume: What about your girl? Besides, I might be luckier than you.
[gives him back his "Greatest Hits" list]
Desmond Hume: Keep your memories to yourself. I'll take it from here.
Charlie Pace: I don't know what to say.
Desmond Hume: Well, wewe can tell me where the, uh, weight ukanda is...
[Charlie knocks Desmond out with an kasia, kafi when he turns around]
Charlie Pace: wewe and I both know... you're not supposed to take my place, brother.
"Lost: Flashes Before Your Eyes (#3.8)" (2007)
Charlie: So, you're telling me wewe saw a flash of Claire drowning this morning, so wewe knew how to save her?
Desmond: I wasn't saving Claire, Charlie... I was saving you. This morning, wewe njiwa in after Claire. wewe tried to save her but wewe drowned.
Charlie: What do wewe mean? I didn't drown.
Desmond: When I saw the lightning hit the roof, wewe were electrocuted. And when Claire was in the water, wewe drowned trying to save her. I njiwa in myself so wewe never went in. I tried, brother. I've tried twice to save you, but the universe has a way of course-correcting, and I can't stop it forever. I'm sorry - I'm sorry because, no matter what I try to do... you're gonna die, Charlie.
Desmond: How do I know you?
Charlie: I don't, um...
Desmond: Where do I know wewe from?
Charlie: I don't know, but I'll remember if I could get some help.
Desmond: [Sees a flashback to the island] You're Charlie!
Charlie: Yeah, name's on the sign.
Desmond: It, it was in the hatch! I remember seeing you! There was a computer, there was a button... we were on an island!
Charlie: We are on an island, mate. This is England.
Desmond: No, it was real! I remember.
Charlie: Hey, all right.
[to the crowd]
Charlie: This is why we don't do drugs.
"Lost: Because wewe Left (#5.1)" (2009)
Daniel Faraday: The rules, rules don't apply to you. You're special. You're uniquely and miraculously special.
Desmond Hume: What are wewe talking about?
"Lost: Orientation (#2.3)" (2005)
Jack: Are wewe in contact with the people that made it... the film? Are wewe in contact with anyone?
Desmond: [trying to fix his computer] Do wewe think I'd be here if I was?
Jack: How is it that wewe didn't know about the crash? About us?
Desmond: I push this button every 108 minutes. I don't get out much.
Jack: So, these replacements?
Desmond: Kelvin died waiting for his replacements.
Jack: So wewe don't get out, wewe don't see anyone. Where does your chakula come from? wewe really think this is happening.
Desmond: Why wouldn't it be?
Jack: It says quarantine on the inside of the hatch to keep wewe down here. To keep wewe scared. But wewe know what? We've been up there for over 40 days and no one's gotten sick. wewe think that this is the only part of it that's true? Do wewe ever think that maybe they put wewe down here to push a button every 100 dakika just to see if wewe would? That all of this, the computer, the button, it's just a mind game? An experiment?
Desmond: Every... single... day. And for all our sakes, I hope it's not real. But the film says this is an electromagnetic station. And I don't know about you, brother, but every time I walk past that concrete ukuta out there, my fillings hurt.
"Lost: Further Instructions (#3.3)" (2006)
Desmond Hume: Yeah, right, Radzinsky. wewe never want to tell me what bloody hell happened to him.
Mike: wewe see that brown stain there? That's Radzinsky. He put a shotgun in his mouth while I was asleep. And wewe know what the bitch, kahaba of it was? I only had a hundred and eight dakika to bury him. Poor bastard.
"Lost: Ji Yeon (#4.7)" (2008)
Desmond Hume: She just jumped!
Captain Gault: It's over. She's gone. Everybody get back to your posts. That was an order.
