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Why Clopin is Better than Esmeralda

10. wewe see Clopin is smart, he wears shoes... do wewe know how many corns, callouses and bunions Esmeralda has on her feet? They are probably filled with bacteria because there's no telling what was on the mitaani, mtaa where she was dancing. There could have been a horse passing kwa who couldn't hold it any longer and, well, wewe get the picture...

9. I think the sound of bells sounds much much better than corny feet slapping the pavement!!!!

8. Esmeralda doesn't threaten to hang people but she does threaten to chop different body parts off of people *G*

7. What do wewe want Clopin to do dress in drag and go shake his butt at some soldiers?

6. Well maybe cause Esmeralda isn't a puppeteer...She's a dancer remember??

5. Well if she sings better then him then how come she has one song in the movie and Clopin has what? four songs!!!!!

4. Sure she has three guys after her but did wewe ever stop to look at those guys... One is a Hunchback, the other guy is old, wrinkly, has a long nose, and wears a truss and last and definitely least...Phoebus, sure, may look better then the other guys but, well, wewe obviously haven't read the novel kwa Victor Hugo where Phoebus just uses Esmeralda for one thing and I'm sure wewe probably know what that one thing is and treats her the inayofuata siku as if he doesn't even know her, he even lets her hang and doesn't care!!!!!

3. Clopin's got better things to do and what do wewe know she gets hanged for it (referring to the book again)

2. Well, wewe see, that's where you're wrong... Clopin wasn't a main character...of course he's not going to have as many parts as the character with whom the story is all about!!! But do wewe realize that just because he's not a main character doesn't stop him from having zaidi mashabiki then Esmeralda!!!

1. There wewe are definitely wrong... The whole time Esmeralda is in the Cathedral what is she trying to do??? Oh my gosh could it be that she is trying to get her and her calloused feet back to that sewer that she calls home...

Oh, one last thing Esmeralda is just a Gypsy... There's that one special word after Clopin's name that makes him so much better then Esmeralda besides the fact of all the statements I claimed above and many zaidi is that he is the gypsy KING!!!!!



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10) She doesn't go around in a 200 pound yellow frilly dress and try to sketch wanyama in the jungle.

9) Terk has her own song, and a fantastic one it is, too!

8) Terk knows that whenever wewe say "It can't get any worse than this" it always does. She never says that in the movie, does she?

7) Terk is any easy-going girl, no fuss and feathers about her! ("He has no respect for personal boundaries!"-from Jane)

6) Being someone's best friend is better than being their sweetheart any day!

5) I'd rather be a gorilla than look like Jane!

4) Terk doesn't go around in a skirt, upindo with a thigh-high slit in it.

3) Terk has an unmanagable name- Terkina- but she can get a cool nickname out of it!

2) Terk is a tomboy, better than a prissy little British girl fresh out of 'Finishing School'

1) Terk doesn't run to 'daddy' at a drop of a hat!


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12. Tiger Lily is a princess. Wendy is a white nobody.

11. Tiger Lily has a cuter voice than Wendy. Even though her voice is only really heard when she says "HEL-*gurgle*", it's much better on the ears than one sentence out of Wendy's mouth...

10. She has a cool wardrobe that she can be proud of, which would be a nicely made dress from .... most likely a deer, and a pretty cool feather, which looks simply SMASHING with the dress. Wendy gets stuck with a blue nightgown and a simple bow hair...
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10. He lives in the sea and is proud of it!

9. He knows that when King Triton says "NO," he means NO!

8. If Ariel was so called the main character, then why does he have 3 au zaidi songs and she has 1.

7. Who's the one who told Ariel not to go on land, who tried to cover for her when she was lying to her Dad, who plays the muziki for all of the songs-even his, who tried to make the Prince kiss her, and finally, who risked almost being cooked for chajio, chakula cha jioni just to help her get closer to the Prince?...
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1. The dwarfs don't go into strange houses they find in the woods.

2. They live like slobs and are proud of it too.

3. They actually work for a living.

4. Each one one of the dwarfs warns Snow White about being careful...does she listen? I think not.

5. The little guys don't kick people out of their own beds...in fact they gave Snow White their beds. She made them sleep in the sink (well that was just Doc, but still).

6. Speaking of beds...Snow White took up seven beds, while each dwarf took...
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It is evident from the outset of the film Sleeping Beauty that our dear Princess Aurora is not the most autonomous, proactive heroine ever to grace the silver screen. In fact, she is a completely passive participant in events which she finds herself the center of yet effects in no way whatsoever. (At this point I ask for indulgence from all Sleeping Beauty fans. I upendo This movie, but I could not resolve it with my post-modern feminist background, until now...) So if this movie is viewed...
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1. He can make porridge, with cute smiley faces

2. He is loyal, but has a sweet side

3. He can ride down an avalanche on a shield

4. He wears an apron, when cooking

5. He doesn't lie

6. He's concerned over Mulan, and keeps bugs out of her meal

7. He is daring enough to light a huge dynamite rocket thing on his back

8. He doesn't change the sound of his voice every 2 minutes

9. He doesn't annoy mean matchmakers

10. He can use gongs to climb statues


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1. He is a sidekick; therefore he has none to make trouble.

2. He sings but keeps it to a minimum. He doesn’t make us sit through two solos.

3. Little swirls of colored leaves are not constantly swirling around him.

4. He doesn’t make Marafiki with the enemy.

5. He doesn’t fall in love.

6. He doesn’t risk his life to save a guy he barely knows.

7. He is loyal, faithful and obedient, unlike Pocahontas.

8. He doesn’t lie.

9. He doesn’t ask Marafiki to lie for him.

10. Unlike Pocahontas, he plays it safe. wewe won’t catch him white water canoeing.

11. He creates interesting hedge designs.

12. He doesn’t get anyone killed.

13. He doesn’t jump off of cliffs.



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