Hercules: wewe like making deals. Take me in Meg's place.
Hades: Hmm. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Hercules: Going once...
Hades: Is there a downside to this?
Hercules: Going twice...
Hades: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. wewe get her out. She goes, wewe stay.
[Hercules dives in to save Megara]
Hades: Oh, there's just one thing. You'll be dead before wewe can get to her. That's not a problem, is it?
Hades: How sentimental. wewe know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.
Panic: "Hercules." Why does that name ring a bell?
Pain: I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money?
Hades: What-was-that-name-again?
Meg: Hercules.
Panic: Wait, wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...?
Pain, Panic: Oh, my Gods!
[they run, Hades seizes them]
Hades: So wewe took care of him, huh? "Dead as a doornail." Weren't those your *exact* words?
Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
Panic: Yeah. I mean, Hercules is a very maarufu name nowadays.
Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?
Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go nyumbani happy. What do wewe say? Come on.
Hades: It's a small underworld, after all, huh?
Hades: Zeusy, I'm home.
Hercules: People are... are gonna get hurt, aren't they?
Hades: Nah. I mean, it's, wewe know, it's a possibility. It happens 'cause, wewe know, it's war, but what can I tell ya. Anyway, what do wewe owe these people, huh?
Hades: So is this an audience au a mosaic?
Zeus: So, Hades, wewe finally made it. How are things in the underworld?
Hades: Well, they're just fine. wewe know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are wewe gonna do?
Hades: Pain!
Pain: Coming, your most lugubriousness.
Hades: Panic!
Panic: Oh, sorry. I can handle it.
[Runs down the stairs; trips and crashes into Pain; they tumble down the stairs; Pain is now stuck to Panic's horns]
Pain: Pain - Ow!
Panic: And Panic - eechk!
Pain, Panic: ...reporting for duty!
Hades: Fine, fine, fine. Just inform me the dakika the Fates arrive.
Panic: Oh, they're here!
Hades: [shouting] What! The Fates were here and wewe didn't tell me?
Pain, Panic: Ohh... We are worms!
[as they grovel, they turn into worms]
Pain, Panic: Worthless worms!
Hades: Memo to me... Memo to me: Maim wewe after my meeting.
Zeus: Aw, Hades, don't be such a stiff. jiunge the celebration.
Hades: upendo to, Babe. But unlike wewe gods lounging about up here, I regretfully have a full-time job that you, kwa the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. So, can't. upendo to, but can't.
[after Pain and Panic, disguised as children, are rescued kwa Hercules]
Hades: Stirring performance, boys. I was really moved.
Panic: "Jeepers, Mister"?
Pain: I was going for innocence.
Hades: [after taking Hercules' powers away] wewe might feel just a little queasy. It's kinda natural. Maybe wewe should... sit down.
[Knocks Hercules down with dumbells]
Hades: Now wewe now how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn't it just peachy?
Hades: I'm sorry. wewe mind runnin' that kwa me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear au something...
Meg: Then read my lips - forget it!
Hades: Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
[Hades explodes into flames]
Hades: [shouts] I own you!
Hades: He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay?
Hades: I can't believe this guy. I throw everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even...
[Hades notices Pain is wearing Air-Hercs]
Hades: What... are... those?
Pain: Um, I don't know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.
Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, au the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke,
[begins to shout]
Hades: and wewe are wearing his merchandise?
[Hades almost blows up in front of Pain, but stops to see Panic slurping a Hercules drink]
Panic: [chuckling nervously] Thirsty?
[Hades shouts out loud, blows up and the whole city rumbles]
Hades: Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.
Hades: Name's Hades, Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin'?
Hades: We were so close! So close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little *nut*-Meg has to go all noble.
Hades: Ah. There's the little sunspot. Little snootchie. And here is a sucker for the little sucker. Eh? Here wewe go. wewe just...
[Baby Hercules squeezes Hades' finger too tightly]
Hades: Sheesh. Uh, powerful little tyke.
Zeus: wewe ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death. Hah. Work yourself to death.
[all laugh]
Zeus: Oh, I kill myself.
Hades: [to himself] If only. If only.
Hades: Ladies. Hah. I am so sorry that I'm...
The Fates, The Fates, The Fates: Late.
The Fates: We knew wewe would be.
The Fates: We know everything.
The Fates: Past.
The Fates: Present.
The Fates: And future.
The Fates: [aside, to Pain] Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big.
Meg: I've done my part. Get your little imps...
Hades: They couldn't handle him as a baby. I need somebody who can... handle him as a man.
Meg: Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
Hades: Well, wewe know, that's good because that's what got wewe into this jam, jamu in the first place, isn't it? wewe sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life. And how does this creep thank you? kwa running off with some babe. He hurt wewe real bad, didn't he, Meg? Huh?
Meg: Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
Hades: Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer. wewe give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath, and I give wewe the thing that wewe crave most in the entire cosmos: your freedom.
[Pegasus blows the flames off Hades' head]
Hades: Whoa. Is my hair out?
Hades: [anger rising] I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one *schlemiel* who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods.
Hades: What d'ya say? It's happy ending time. Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. I got nothin'. I'm - I'm here with nothin'. Anybody listenin'? It's like I'm - What am I, an echo au something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace? Hello, it's me. Nobody listens.
The Fates: In 18 years precisely / The planets will align ever so nicely.
Hades: Ay, verse. Oy.
The Fates: The time to act will be at hand / Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band.
Hades: Mmm-hmm. Good, good.
The Fates: Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall / And you, Hades, will rule all!
Hades: Yes! Hades *rules*!
The Fates: A word of caution to this tale...
Hades: Excuse me?
The Fates: Should Hercules fight, wewe will fail.
[they laugh and disappear]
Hades: [shouting at the juu of his lungs] What?
[calms down]
Hades: Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
Hades: Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little *nut*-Meg. What exactly happened here? I thought wewe were gonna persuade the river guardian to jiunge my team for the uprising and here I am sort of... river-guardian-less.
Meg: Look, I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse.
Hades: [Hercules and the Hydra are fighting, and the Hydra is winning, while Hades watches] My inayopendelewa part of the game: sudden death.
Hades: Brothers. Titans. Look at wewe in your squalid prison. Who put wewe down there?
Titans: Zeus.
Hades: And now that I set wewe free, what is the first thing wewe are going to do?
Titans: Destroy him.
Hades: Good answer.
Hades: Guys, get your Titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt.
Hades: Well, gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos up there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.
Hades: Pain. Panic. Got a little riddle for ya. How do wewe kill a god?
Pain: [sounds assertive at first] I do not... know.
Panic: wewe can't... they're immortal?
Hades: Bingo, they're immortal. So the first thing we gotta do is make the little sunspot... mortal.
Hades: If I say I want Wonder Boy's head on a platter, wewe say...?
Meg: [without much enthusiasm] Medium au well done?
Hades: Let's get ready to RUMBLLLLLLE!
Hades: Hercules, stop! wewe can't do this to me, wewe can't...
[Hercules punches Hades in the face]
Hades: Fine, okay, well I deserved that.
Hades: Meg, listen. Do wewe hear that sound? It's the sound of your freedom, fluttering away, *forever*!
Meg: I don't care, I'm not going to help wewe hurt him!
Hades: [sighs] I can't believe you're getting all worked up over some "guy."
Meg: This one is different. He's strong, he's caring, he would never do anything to hurt me...
Hades: He's a guy!
Meg: [smugly] Besides, O Oneness, wewe *can't* beat him. He has no weaknesses! He...
[she turns and sees Hades smiling slyly at her]
Hades: I think he does, Meg.
[envelops her in his arm]
Hades: I truly think he does.
Hades: Hmm. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Hercules: Going once...
Hades: Is there a downside to this?
Hercules: Going twice...
Hades: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. wewe get her out. She goes, wewe stay.
[Hercules dives in to save Megara]
Hades: Oh, there's just one thing. You'll be dead before wewe can get to her. That's not a problem, is it?
Hades: How sentimental. wewe know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.
Panic: "Hercules." Why does that name ring a bell?
Pain: I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money?
Hades: What-was-that-name-again?
Meg: Hercules.
Panic: Wait, wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...?
Pain, Panic: Oh, my Gods!
[they run, Hades seizes them]
Hades: So wewe took care of him, huh? "Dead as a doornail." Weren't those your *exact* words?
Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
Panic: Yeah. I mean, Hercules is a very maarufu name nowadays.
Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?
Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go nyumbani happy. What do wewe say? Come on.
Hades: It's a small underworld, after all, huh?
Hades: Zeusy, I'm home.
Hercules: People are... are gonna get hurt, aren't they?
Hades: Nah. I mean, it's, wewe know, it's a possibility. It happens 'cause, wewe know, it's war, but what can I tell ya. Anyway, what do wewe owe these people, huh?
Hades: So is this an audience au a mosaic?
Zeus: So, Hades, wewe finally made it. How are things in the underworld?
Hades: Well, they're just fine. wewe know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are wewe gonna do?
Hades: Pain!
Pain: Coming, your most lugubriousness.
Hades: Panic!
Panic: Oh, sorry. I can handle it.
[Runs down the stairs; trips and crashes into Pain; they tumble down the stairs; Pain is now stuck to Panic's horns]
Pain: Pain - Ow!
Panic: And Panic - eechk!
Pain, Panic: ...reporting for duty!
Hades: Fine, fine, fine. Just inform me the dakika the Fates arrive.
Panic: Oh, they're here!
Hades: [shouting] What! The Fates were here and wewe didn't tell me?
Pain, Panic: Ohh... We are worms!
[as they grovel, they turn into worms]
Pain, Panic: Worthless worms!
Hades: Memo to me... Memo to me: Maim wewe after my meeting.
Zeus: Aw, Hades, don't be such a stiff. jiunge the celebration.
Hades: upendo to, Babe. But unlike wewe gods lounging about up here, I regretfully have a full-time job that you, kwa the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. So, can't. upendo to, but can't.
[after Pain and Panic, disguised as children, are rescued kwa Hercules]
Hades: Stirring performance, boys. I was really moved.
Panic: "Jeepers, Mister"?
Pain: I was going for innocence.
Hades: [after taking Hercules' powers away] wewe might feel just a little queasy. It's kinda natural. Maybe wewe should... sit down.
[Knocks Hercules down with dumbells]
Hades: Now wewe now how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn't it just peachy?
Hades: I'm sorry. wewe mind runnin' that kwa me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear au something...
Meg: Then read my lips - forget it!
Hades: Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
[Hades explodes into flames]
Hades: [shouts] I own you!
Hades: He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay?
Hades: I can't believe this guy. I throw everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even...
[Hades notices Pain is wearing Air-Hercs]
Hades: What... are... those?
Pain: Um, I don't know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.
Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, au the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke,
[begins to shout]
Hades: and wewe are wearing his merchandise?
[Hades almost blows up in front of Pain, but stops to see Panic slurping a Hercules drink]
Panic: [chuckling nervously] Thirsty?
[Hades shouts out loud, blows up and the whole city rumbles]
Hades: Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.
Hades: Name's Hades, Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin'?
Hades: We were so close! So close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little *nut*-Meg has to go all noble.
Hades: Ah. There's the little sunspot. Little snootchie. And here is a sucker for the little sucker. Eh? Here wewe go. wewe just...
[Baby Hercules squeezes Hades' finger too tightly]
Hades: Sheesh. Uh, powerful little tyke.
Zeus: wewe ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death. Hah. Work yourself to death.
[all laugh]
Zeus: Oh, I kill myself.
Hades: [to himself] If only. If only.
Hades: Ladies. Hah. I am so sorry that I'm...
The Fates, The Fates, The Fates: Late.
The Fates: We knew wewe would be.
The Fates: We know everything.
The Fates: Past.
The Fates: Present.
The Fates: And future.
The Fates: [aside, to Pain] Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big.
Meg: I've done my part. Get your little imps...
Hades: They couldn't handle him as a baby. I need somebody who can... handle him as a man.
Meg: Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
Hades: Well, wewe know, that's good because that's what got wewe into this jam, jamu in the first place, isn't it? wewe sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life. And how does this creep thank you? kwa running off with some babe. He hurt wewe real bad, didn't he, Meg? Huh?
Meg: Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
Hades: Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer. wewe give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath, and I give wewe the thing that wewe crave most in the entire cosmos: your freedom.
[Pegasus blows the flames off Hades' head]
Hades: Whoa. Is my hair out?
Hades: [anger rising] I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one *schlemiel* who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods.
Hades: What d'ya say? It's happy ending time. Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. I got nothin'. I'm - I'm here with nothin'. Anybody listenin'? It's like I'm - What am I, an echo au something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace? Hello, it's me. Nobody listens.
The Fates: In 18 years precisely / The planets will align ever so nicely.
Hades: Ay, verse. Oy.
The Fates: The time to act will be at hand / Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band.
Hades: Mmm-hmm. Good, good.
The Fates: Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall / And you, Hades, will rule all!
Hades: Yes! Hades *rules*!
The Fates: A word of caution to this tale...
Hades: Excuse me?
The Fates: Should Hercules fight, wewe will fail.
[they laugh and disappear]
Hades: [shouting at the juu of his lungs] What?
[calms down]
Hades: Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
Hades: Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little *nut*-Meg. What exactly happened here? I thought wewe were gonna persuade the river guardian to jiunge my team for the uprising and here I am sort of... river-guardian-less.
Meg: Look, I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse.
Hades: [Hercules and the Hydra are fighting, and the Hydra is winning, while Hades watches] My inayopendelewa part of the game: sudden death.
Hades: Brothers. Titans. Look at wewe in your squalid prison. Who put wewe down there?
Titans: Zeus.
Hades: And now that I set wewe free, what is the first thing wewe are going to do?
Titans: Destroy him.
Hades: Good answer.
Hades: Guys, get your Titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt.
Hades: Well, gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos up there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.
Hades: Pain. Panic. Got a little riddle for ya. How do wewe kill a god?
Pain: [sounds assertive at first] I do not... know.
Panic: wewe can't... they're immortal?
Hades: Bingo, they're immortal. So the first thing we gotta do is make the little sunspot... mortal.
Hades: If I say I want Wonder Boy's head on a platter, wewe say...?
Meg: [without much enthusiasm] Medium au well done?
Hades: Let's get ready to RUMBLLLLLLE!
Hades: Hercules, stop! wewe can't do this to me, wewe can't...
[Hercules punches Hades in the face]
Hades: Fine, okay, well I deserved that.
Hades: Meg, listen. Do wewe hear that sound? It's the sound of your freedom, fluttering away, *forever*!
Meg: I don't care, I'm not going to help wewe hurt him!
Hades: [sighs] I can't believe you're getting all worked up over some "guy."
Meg: This one is different. He's strong, he's caring, he would never do anything to hurt me...
Hades: He's a guy!
Meg: [smugly] Besides, O Oneness, wewe *can't* beat him. He has no weaknesses! He...
[she turns and sees Hades smiling slyly at her]
Hades: I think he does, Meg.
[envelops her in his arm]
Hades: I truly think he does.
There's a lot of really cute babies animated kwa Disney so it's time to onyesha some appreciation to them! The orodha includes all Disney uhuishaji Studios movies.
10. Baby Lucky
Such an underrated scene, it's so touching when the the little puppy actually makes it. It's a tiny little thing with a pink nose and a white kanzu, koti and even if his eyes weren't open, it just made it cuter. It was so heartwarming as a child and still is now. I couldn't help wanting a puppy of my own after this scene especially seeing his little nose peek out and snuggle he father's. It's so cute and totally...
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10. Baby Lucky
Such an underrated scene, it's so touching when the the little puppy actually makes it. It's a tiny little thing with a pink nose and a white kanzu, koti and even if his eyes weren't open, it just made it cuter. It was so heartwarming as a child and still is now. I couldn't help wanting a puppy of my own after this scene especially seeing his little nose peek out and snuggle he father's. It's so cute and totally...
I wrote up this orodha a while zamani and I thought I'd post it here. Hope wewe enjoy it!
10. WALL-E - I'm pretty sure that this was the first CG movie Disney put out that I really fell in upendo with. The characters are just so endearing, and the message is wonderful, if a little heavy handed.
9. Mulan - I hated this movie as a kid for some reason, not sure why, but now I upendo it! Mulan is amazing and the action sequences and uhuishaji are phenomenal. My one issue with it is that Mushu feels very out of place to me, and he distracts me from the rest of the film.
8. Atlantis: The Lost Empire...
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10. WALL-E - I'm pretty sure that this was the first CG movie Disney put out that I really fell in upendo with. The characters are just so endearing, and the message is wonderful, if a little heavy handed.
9. Mulan - I hated this movie as a kid for some reason, not sure why, but now I upendo it! Mulan is amazing and the action sequences and uhuishaji are phenomenal. My one issue with it is that Mushu feels very out of place to me, and he distracts me from the rest of the film.
8. Atlantis: The Lost Empire...
