wewe might be a Doctor Who shabiki if…
1. wewe have debates over the best Doctor with other obsessed friends.
2. wewe own a replica Sonic Screwdriver, and attempt to unlock doors with it.
3. wewe make the sound of the SS while doing this, and quickly unlock the door yourself, telling yourself it worked.
4. wewe know what Time Lord Rock is, and feel a sense of pride about this.
5. wewe think Chameleon Circuit is the best band in the world.
6. You’ve written a Time Lord Rock song.
7. wewe claim your refrigerator is a TARDIS with a broken Chameleon Circuit.
8. You’re terrified of gas masks and Angel statues.
9. Also people who repeat what wewe say, and silent libraries.
10. wewe look around wildly for the TARDIS whenever wewe see a flash of blue light.
11. wewe randomly quote The Doctor, successfully scaring family and/or Marafiki who have no idea what you’re talking about.
12. You’re convinced you’re a Time Lord, and tafuta for a fob watch in order to regain your Lost identity.
13. wewe make complicated essays on the subject of the best companion.
14. wewe were genuinely disappointed when wewe found out wewe couldn’t major in jiggery pokery.
15. wewe tafuta the town for blue police boxes.
16. wewe make sure the mannequins don’t songesha in clothing stores.
17. wewe ask people to refer to wewe as “the Doctor”.
18. You’d be alright with being abducted kwa aliens, because the Doctor would save wewe and you’d become his inayofuata companion.
19. wewe debate over what wewe would say if a Cyberman asked if you'd submit to the upgrading program.
20. wewe suspect that Barty Crouch Jr. in Harry Potter and the Goblet of moto is the Doctor undercover to fight the alien Voldemort.
21. wewe cried at the end of “Doomsday”.
22. You’re genuinely confused when your attempt at using psychic paper doesn’t work.
23. wewe always spell Raxacoricofallapatorius correctly, and know what species lives there.
24. You’ve watched ‘The Big Bang 2’ so many times, it isn’t confusing anymore.
25. wewe plan on going as a Cyberman, Dalek, au the Doctor for Halloween.
26. wewe now find all the Easter eggs on DVDs in hopes of finding a message from the Doctor.
27. wewe stare down Angel statues whenever wewe see them, and possibly warn others not to blink.
28. wewe actually pay attention in science class.
29. wewe tafuta through history vitabu for some mention of a doctor with a blue box.
30. Your answer in Clue is the wasp in the maktaba with the lead piping.
31. wewe know the history behind Luke, K9, and Mr. Smith.
32. wewe thought for sure Master/Doctor was canon, and were very confused when it wasn’t confirmed.
33. wewe know the names of even minor characters.
34. You’ve gone on a mission to become zaidi like the Doctor, even having one of your Marafiki as your companion.
35. wewe listen closely for a beat of four drums in your head.
36. wewe ask your family and Marafiki some maswali occasionally, in case they were skinned for use of the Slitheen family.
37. wewe tafuta in mirrors for a girl with a red balloon that isn’t behind you.
38. You’re scared of scarecrows in fields.
39. If wewe lose the instructions to something, wewe say wewe disagreed with them, and threw them into a supernova.
40. When wewe become bored, wewe spend your time kwa constructing a TARDIS out of Lego pieces.
41. wewe had a thought that the professor was The Master in “Utopia”, and were pleased when wewe saw wewe were correct.
42. You’d be incredibly scared if there were such a thing as Satellite 5.
43. wewe shout Exterminate at people who wewe don’t like, possibly waving around a plunger au egg beater.
44. wewe refuse to vote for anyone named Harold Saxon.
45. You’ve come up with diseases with the names of Doctor Who characters. Bonus points if Doctoritis is chronic winning.
46. wewe tafuta for people named John Smith in hopes of meeting the Doctor.
47. wewe stare at anyone who is drumming their fingers on a meza, jedwali with a beat of four.
48. wewe know who acted as all of the characters.
49. wewe stare into your fireplace, hoping to see the Doctor on the other side.
50. wewe would go to Gallifrey, if it wasn’t for the Time Lock.
51. wewe understand what ‘Dimensionally transcendental’ means.
52. wewe want a computer like Mr. Smith to continue the Doctor’s work on earth.
53. You’re terrified of ghosts in case they’re Cybermen coming from the Void.
54. wewe want the opening theme on your iPod.
55. Over half the analogies wewe make are Doctor Who related.
56. wewe spend half an saa talking with your friend about how wewe two are the twelfth Doctor and his companion.
57. CHARLIE FOR TWELFTH DOCTOR…enough said.
58. You’ve memorized the code to deactivate the Cybermen’s emotion inhibitor.
59. wewe were extremely excited when wewe realized wewe have a flashlight that looks vaguely like the Sonic Screwdriver.
60. wewe wish the movie ‘Titanic’ was zaidi like ‘Voyage of the Damned’.
61. Someone makes the emoticon ‘-_________-’ and wewe scream “FACE OF BOE!”
62. wewe spend several dakika making the TARDIS online with letters and symbols.
63. wewe own one au zaidi cutouts of the characters.
64. wewe can quote entire scenes.
65. wewe tried samaki custard just because of the Eleventh Doctor.
66. Your favourite matunda is a banana.
67. You’ve written complicated essays comparing the Doctors.
68. wewe can name all of the Doctors companions.
69. Whenever someone mentions the police, wewe think of the Judoon.
70. wewe shout Exterminate! at unwanted work.
71. wewe find that all your bila mpangilio doodling on scraps of paper turn out to be Daleks, au the TARDIS.
72. You’re very disappointed when wewe look at a screwdriver, as it is not sonic enough.
73. wewe believe in the coolness of fezzes.
74. You’re incredibly frightened of cracks in your wall.
75. wewe spoiled half of Doctor Who after Doomsday to make yourself feel better about Rose leaving.
76. wewe write ‘Bad Wolf’ everywhere.
77. wewe spent several hours trying to understand the epic win that was ‘Last of the Time Lords’.
78. wewe wish wewe lived on Gallifrey.
79. wewe sing Time Lord Rock loudly and wonder when people stare.
80. wewe say ‘Team Dalek’ in response to ‘Team Edward au Jacob?’ questions.
81. wewe study pictures of the Empire State Building to look for Dalekanium at the top.
82. You’re afraid to answer phones in case the person asks if you’re their mummy.
83. wewe refuse to get a GPS incase the Sontarans plan to take over Earth.
84. You’re scared of someone eating spaghetti, tambi out of the corner of your eye, because they look like an Ood.
85. wewe don’t trust the people dressed up as Santa for Christmas.
86. au krisimasi trees.
87. wewe wonder if anything terrible will happen in England on krisimasi Day
88. wewe look in the phone book for anyone named Sally Sparrow.
89. wewe bought a fez.
90. Because they’re cool.
91. You’re terrified of getting the gas at the dentist because of the gas mask.
92. wewe sigh at all the things the human race is sending into space, thinking they’re drawing too much attention to theirselves.
93. wewe idly wonder if there are still pig-humans living under New York.
94. You’ve prepared a speech in case of an alien invasion about Earth being a Level 5 planet.
95. wewe wonder if our sun is sentient.
96. wewe wonder if there was ever a headmaster of an English school named John Smith.
97. wewe want to go to England for krisimasi to witness the inayofuata alien invasion.
98. wewe imagine time as one big ball of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey stuff.
99. wewe named a trampoline Cassandra.
100. wewe stared at this orodha in wonder about how close it was to your life.
1. wewe have debates over the best Doctor with other obsessed friends.
2. wewe own a replica Sonic Screwdriver, and attempt to unlock doors with it.
3. wewe make the sound of the SS while doing this, and quickly unlock the door yourself, telling yourself it worked.
4. wewe know what Time Lord Rock is, and feel a sense of pride about this.
5. wewe think Chameleon Circuit is the best band in the world.
6. You’ve written a Time Lord Rock song.
7. wewe claim your refrigerator is a TARDIS with a broken Chameleon Circuit.
8. You’re terrified of gas masks and Angel statues.
9. Also people who repeat what wewe say, and silent libraries.
10. wewe look around wildly for the TARDIS whenever wewe see a flash of blue light.
11. wewe randomly quote The Doctor, successfully scaring family and/or Marafiki who have no idea what you’re talking about.
12. You’re convinced you’re a Time Lord, and tafuta for a fob watch in order to regain your Lost identity.
13. wewe make complicated essays on the subject of the best companion.
14. wewe were genuinely disappointed when wewe found out wewe couldn’t major in jiggery pokery.
15. wewe tafuta the town for blue police boxes.
16. wewe make sure the mannequins don’t songesha in clothing stores.
17. wewe ask people to refer to wewe as “the Doctor”.
18. You’d be alright with being abducted kwa aliens, because the Doctor would save wewe and you’d become his inayofuata companion.
19. wewe debate over what wewe would say if a Cyberman asked if you'd submit to the upgrading program.
20. wewe suspect that Barty Crouch Jr. in Harry Potter and the Goblet of moto is the Doctor undercover to fight the alien Voldemort.
21. wewe cried at the end of “Doomsday”.
22. You’re genuinely confused when your attempt at using psychic paper doesn’t work.
23. wewe always spell Raxacoricofallapatorius correctly, and know what species lives there.
24. You’ve watched ‘The Big Bang 2’ so many times, it isn’t confusing anymore.
25. wewe plan on going as a Cyberman, Dalek, au the Doctor for Halloween.
26. wewe now find all the Easter eggs on DVDs in hopes of finding a message from the Doctor.
27. wewe stare down Angel statues whenever wewe see them, and possibly warn others not to blink.
28. wewe actually pay attention in science class.
29. wewe tafuta through history vitabu for some mention of a doctor with a blue box.
30. Your answer in Clue is the wasp in the maktaba with the lead piping.
31. wewe know the history behind Luke, K9, and Mr. Smith.
32. wewe thought for sure Master/Doctor was canon, and were very confused when it wasn’t confirmed.
33. wewe know the names of even minor characters.
34. You’ve gone on a mission to become zaidi like the Doctor, even having one of your Marafiki as your companion.
35. wewe listen closely for a beat of four drums in your head.
36. wewe ask your family and Marafiki some maswali occasionally, in case they were skinned for use of the Slitheen family.
37. wewe tafuta in mirrors for a girl with a red balloon that isn’t behind you.
38. You’re scared of scarecrows in fields.
39. If wewe lose the instructions to something, wewe say wewe disagreed with them, and threw them into a supernova.
40. When wewe become bored, wewe spend your time kwa constructing a TARDIS out of Lego pieces.
41. wewe had a thought that the professor was The Master in “Utopia”, and were pleased when wewe saw wewe were correct.
42. You’d be incredibly scared if there were such a thing as Satellite 5.
43. wewe shout Exterminate at people who wewe don’t like, possibly waving around a plunger au egg beater.
44. wewe refuse to vote for anyone named Harold Saxon.
45. You’ve come up with diseases with the names of Doctor Who characters. Bonus points if Doctoritis is chronic winning.
46. wewe tafuta for people named John Smith in hopes of meeting the Doctor.
47. wewe stare at anyone who is drumming their fingers on a meza, jedwali with a beat of four.
48. wewe know who acted as all of the characters.
49. wewe stare into your fireplace, hoping to see the Doctor on the other side.
50. wewe would go to Gallifrey, if it wasn’t for the Time Lock.
51. wewe understand what ‘Dimensionally transcendental’ means.
52. wewe want a computer like Mr. Smith to continue the Doctor’s work on earth.
53. You’re terrified of ghosts in case they’re Cybermen coming from the Void.
54. wewe want the opening theme on your iPod.
55. Over half the analogies wewe make are Doctor Who related.
56. wewe spend half an saa talking with your friend about how wewe two are the twelfth Doctor and his companion.
57. CHARLIE FOR TWELFTH DOCTOR…enough said.
58. You’ve memorized the code to deactivate the Cybermen’s emotion inhibitor.
59. wewe were extremely excited when wewe realized wewe have a flashlight that looks vaguely like the Sonic Screwdriver.
60. wewe wish the movie ‘Titanic’ was zaidi like ‘Voyage of the Damned’.
61. Someone makes the emoticon ‘-_________-’ and wewe scream “FACE OF BOE!”
62. wewe spend several dakika making the TARDIS online with letters and symbols.
63. wewe own one au zaidi cutouts of the characters.
64. wewe can quote entire scenes.
65. wewe tried samaki custard just because of the Eleventh Doctor.
66. Your favourite matunda is a banana.
67. You’ve written complicated essays comparing the Doctors.
68. wewe can name all of the Doctors companions.
69. Whenever someone mentions the police, wewe think of the Judoon.
70. wewe shout Exterminate! at unwanted work.
71. wewe find that all your bila mpangilio doodling on scraps of paper turn out to be Daleks, au the TARDIS.
72. You’re very disappointed when wewe look at a screwdriver, as it is not sonic enough.
73. wewe believe in the coolness of fezzes.
74. You’re incredibly frightened of cracks in your wall.
75. wewe spoiled half of Doctor Who after Doomsday to make yourself feel better about Rose leaving.
76. wewe write ‘Bad Wolf’ everywhere.
77. wewe spent several hours trying to understand the epic win that was ‘Last of the Time Lords’.
78. wewe wish wewe lived on Gallifrey.
79. wewe sing Time Lord Rock loudly and wonder when people stare.
80. wewe say ‘Team Dalek’ in response to ‘Team Edward au Jacob?’ questions.
81. wewe study pictures of the Empire State Building to look for Dalekanium at the top.
82. You’re afraid to answer phones in case the person asks if you’re their mummy.
83. wewe refuse to get a GPS incase the Sontarans plan to take over Earth.
84. You’re scared of someone eating spaghetti, tambi out of the corner of your eye, because they look like an Ood.
85. wewe don’t trust the people dressed up as Santa for Christmas.
86. au krisimasi trees.
87. wewe wonder if anything terrible will happen in England on krisimasi Day
88. wewe look in the phone book for anyone named Sally Sparrow.
89. wewe bought a fez.
90. Because they’re cool.
91. You’re terrified of getting the gas at the dentist because of the gas mask.
92. wewe sigh at all the things the human race is sending into space, thinking they’re drawing too much attention to theirselves.
93. wewe idly wonder if there are still pig-humans living under New York.
94. You’ve prepared a speech in case of an alien invasion about Earth being a Level 5 planet.
95. wewe wonder if our sun is sentient.
96. wewe wonder if there was ever a headmaster of an English school named John Smith.
97. wewe want to go to England for krisimasi to witness the inayofuata alien invasion.
98. wewe imagine time as one big ball of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey stuff.
99. wewe named a trampoline Cassandra.
100. wewe stared at this orodha in wonder about how close it was to your life.
