1x03 The Unqueit Dead

Disclaimer: I own no part of Doctor Who and am in no way affiliated with it. This is for entertainment purposes only.
Author’s Note: Though the ‘Night and the Doctor: First Night’ mini-episode makes this scene obsolete, in my mind I felt that something like this had to happen before River could songesha on with her life, so this story came about. Just a short note, the italicized dialogue is taken from ‘The Wedding of River Song,’ and was written kwa Steven Moffat. Hope wewe enjoy. Feedback is most welcome and appreciated!

Selfless Forgiveness and Selfish Love
Elistia

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wewe might be a Doctor Who shabiki if…

1. wewe have debates over the best Doctor with other obsessed friends.
2. wewe own a replica Sonic Screwdriver, and attempt to unlock doors with it.
3. wewe make the sound of the SS while doing this, and quickly unlock the door yourself, telling yourself it worked.
4. wewe know what Time Lord Rock is, and feel a sense of pride about this.
5. wewe think Chameleon Circuit is the best band in the world.
6. You’ve written a Time Lord Rock song.
7. wewe claim your refrigerator is a TARDIS with a broken Chameleon Circuit.
8. You’re terrified of gas masks and Angel statues....