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juu 55 Funny Things Your Dog Would Say If He Could Talk

posted by dinu12

1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! wewe threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! wewe only wish wewe could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like bacon and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont wewe fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...

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You're My Dog - A Poem for "Fetch"

posted by Dearheart

My dog, Fetch. (Isn't he cute?)

This is a poem I wrote for my dog when I was twelve years old. He's a dumb but adorable black lab named Fetch (even though he DOESN'T fetch) and he used to get into all sorts of trouble. It took my mom four years to finally get to like him. He's 8 years old now...and still as puppyish as ever!

You shed black hair
But I don't care.
wewe run away
But that's okay.
You're a dull-headed kind
But I don't mind -
'Cause you're my dog.

wewe beg at the table
Whenever you're able.
wewe track mud on the floor
Then wewe track in some more.
Oh the mischief wewe do!
But I still upendo wewe -
'Cause you're my dog.

Owney

posted by laura1233214

It’s generally believed that Owney’s original owner was a mail clerk because, just as Bob the Railway dog was obsessed with trains, Owney loved the scent and texture of mail bags and followed them kwa land, train, au mashua wherever they went. When Owney’s owner left for whatever reason, Owney stayed behind at the post office with his precious mailbags. After a while, Owney began to follow the bags, first in mail wagons and then on mail trains. He started to rack up miles, traveling through the county, then the state, and finally the whole United States. Mail clerks were happy to let him...

Bud Nelson

posted by laura1233214

Just one look at Bud Nelson is enough to tell wewe that he was the greatest dog who ever lived. He’s an old-timey dog wearing goggles in a scratchy black-and-white photo—if he hadn’t existed, he would have been dreamed up for a steampunk novel au Bioshock game. The human in the picha is Bud Nelson’s owner, a doctor called Horatio Nelson. Horatio was the first man to kuvuka, msalaba America kwa car in the mwaka 1903, with his hilariously named co-driver Sewall K. Crocker and, of course, Bud. That made Bud the first dog to kuvuka, msalaba the United States kwa car.At the time, the automobile was still in its...

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Hachiko: 'A Dog's Story'

posted by yoki96

Hachikō

Hachikō (born November 10, 1923–March 8, 1935), known in Japanese as chūken Hachikō (忠犬ハチ公?, "faithful dog Hachikō" ('hachi' meaning 'eight', a number referring to the dog's birth order in the litter, and 'kō,' meaning prince au duke)), was an Akita dog born on a farm near the city of Ōdate, Akita Prefecture, remembered for his loyalty to his owner, even many years after his owner's death.

In 1924, Hidesaburō Ueno, a professor in the agriculture department at the chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha of Tokyo took in Hachikō as a pet. During his owner's life Hachikō greeted him at the end of the day...

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stop killing dogs!

posted by 220340

people are so mean to dogs. lots of people kill mbwa for meat. that is so cruel. people give mbwa so little of chakula and not alot of space for them to run. people hang mbwa till they are dead. that is mean! i upendo mbwa and other people upendo then too! what do people think they are when they kill dogs!?! it is just so mean and cruel! who knows how many mbwa people kill each day, mouths, and years! people should never never never kill a dog! it is just so mean and cruel! it should be a law that NO ONE can change! it should be PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER KILL ANY ANIAMAL! CATS, DOGS, FISH, WE SHAW NEVER KILL THEM! and if someone kills any aniamal, they should get arrested! i hate to see mbwa die, au any animal die. it is sad, mean, and cruel to kill dogs! people should stop it right away! also people make them aggressive before thay kill them! SO MEAN!

cute and furry never kill them

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My Dog Benn

posted by Becca-Amyx

hujambo everyone, i have a gorgeous dog named Ben, who i have had much before i was born due to my mum buying benny 2 years before i was born. He is a black labradore, around 100 years old iin dog years and has got suspected diabeties and is deaf.Ben is the best pet anyone could ask for. kwa the way ben isnt into jumping around and licking peopple, he just has a nice personality. Just recently, Ben was attacked kwa 2 very vicious mbwa which lived 2 houses up from us. We were about to leave for school, until Ben raced out the gate. he noticed 2 big mbwa roaming around up the hill, so like any other...

Pickles

posted by laura1233214

In 1966, the World Cup was being held in England which, to the English, was kind of a big deal. Maybe the reason they were taking it so seriously was because they had a feeling they might win—which they did—so wewe can imagine how bummed they were when the World Cup was stolen just four months before the matches started. There was a frenzy to find the cup and avoid international embarrassment, and it was eventually found kwa a plucky collie named Pickles. Pickles was being walked kwa his owner when he sniffed something out in the bushes—what Pickles had found was the missing World Cup.In...

Bummer And Lazarus

posted by laura1233214

In the 1860s, two stray mbwa called Bummer and Lazarus were aliyopewa the run of the city of San Francisco at a time when any other stray dog would have been rounded up and thrown in the pound. But Bummer and Lazarus were different—they were celebrities. The newspapers of the siku reported their doggy exploits as if they were Posh and Becks au Brad and Angelina. If they got into a fight with rival dogs, the papers often printed an exaggerated account of it the inayofuata day, complete with eyewitness testimony and a dramatized cartoon of the event. Even Mark Twain took time out from working on Huckleberry...

How to Take Care of mtoto wa mbwa

posted by dinu12

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Make sure that the puppy wewe are getting is right for you. Does its kanzu, koti suit your climate? Is it small enough to live in your apartment? Do its energy levels suit the amount of exercise it will get? These are all important maswali to answer to ensure the well-being of your puppy and the ujumla, jumla happiness of your household.

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Puppy-proof your house. mtoto wa mbwa upendo to explore with their mouths, so to keep your puppy and your house safe, you'll need to take a few precautions. Remove breakable items from the area where wewe plan to keep your puppy. Keep all electrical cords raised au covered and...

Rolf

posted by laura1233214

Rolf was either the smartest dog in history au the center of a scam that fooled a nation—specifically Nazi Germany. Either way, then, he was pretty awesome. According to the Nazis, Rolf could talk. To put this into context, the Nazis backed a lot of hair-brained schemes during World War II, and one of the most hair-brained was trying to train an army of super-intelligent mbwa to share their ideals.The smartest of these “super dogs” was Rolf. Apparently, Rolf was able to talk kwa tapping his paw against a board and using a sort of special dog Morse code to communicate with humans. It was...

Barry

posted by laura1233214

The Saint Bernard is a dog that was specifically bred for a single purpose—to tafuta and rescue. Monks at the Saint Bernard Pass, a dangerous, snowy divide between Switzerland and Italy, bred them for hundreds of years—perhaps even as far back as 1695—to rescue travelers who got Lost and buried in the snow. They traveled in pairs so that when they found a victim, one dog could dig them out and sit on them for warmth while the other headed back to the monastery for help. Which brings us to the sekunde Saint Bernard on our list—Barry, who saved 40 people’s lives over the course of 12...

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Fido

posted by laura1233214

There are plenty of stories of mbwa who stood vigil for dead masters for years afterward. Among the most well-known loyal mbwa were Hachiko, from Japan, and Greyfriars Bobby, from Scotland. Hachiko and Greyfriars Bobby have had numerous vitabu and even films made about them. But the loyal dog who was most famous during his own lifetime is probably the least well-known. Fido was born in Italy sometime during World War II. He was found on the verge of death kwa a kiln worker who took him nyumbani and nursed him back to health. And for this, he’d have Fido’s unwavering loyalty for the rest of his...

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Bob The Railway Dog

posted by laura1233214

Bob was born in South Australia in 1882, and for some reason he loved trains. He spent the early years of his life as a stray, following railway workers to work, until he was rounded up kwa a dogcatcher. It looked as if he was destined for the pound, but luckily for Bob he was bought kwa a kindly station guard who’d taken a liking to him. It worked out well, as his new master allowed him to ride the train with him in the guard’s van every day. But, eventually, his master got a promotion and he and Bob parted ways. Then Bob started to jump trains alone.Bob traveled up and down Southern Australia,...

mbwa are mistreated every single day.

posted by AbbyBo

mbwa are abused every single day, why wewe may ask? Because most dog owners are evil adults who think they can get a dog to do whatever they want the dog to do. Well, i'm here to say that that we need to stop dog bullying! mbwa get abused over 71%! Don't wewe think that this is wrong? because i do. mbwa are not slaves, they are like us, free to do whatever they want (except going potty in the house of course) So we need to stop being mean to our beloved wanyama and treat them like friends. In our store called dog ......., some of the mbwa are actually scared with the humans becuase they think they are going to get hit like the awali owner, but with our kind and loving employees they know that they will get loved and they become happy. we need to start filling this word with Happy dogs!!! give a big thumbs up and leave a maoni below if wewe agree with this article!

(if wewe have a different option than go ahead and share it with us! i upendo hearing other's options in stories.)

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My friend got a dog, and then got rid of it! WHY!?

posted by Flo3900

My friend got a new puppy dog over the weekend. It was a little Malamute too! He was only young and excited. And within a week they had already got rid of him! Why? Just because he had bit her on the toe! It was only a little scratch and it didn't bleed. I thought they'd keep him cause they've already got like, 5 dogs! But no! They got rid of him. Seriously?! They've also got about 20 lizards and snakes. They've never put one of their snakes down just because it bit them! I just hope the little puppy is OK and they haven't put him to sleep...

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THE SICK & EVIL TRUTH ABOUT PET FOOD,S kwa BOLTPUP.

posted by boltpup

IN PET FOODS THEY USE DEAD mbwa & Cats EVEN ROAD KILL & PETS THAT HAVE BEEN PUT DOWN kwa A VET SOME TIMES IN SHELTER,S THEY PUT DOWN mbwa & Cats JUST TO MAKE PET chakula & IT,S ALL OK TO THEM TO KILL PETS TO MAKE PET chakula THIS UPSET,S ME BIG TIME WHAT IS IN OUR PETS chakula I THOUGHT PET chakula WAS MADE OF COW & STUFF BUT IT,S NOT ONLY SO MUCH % IS COW MEAT & THE OTHER IS DOG & CAT MEAT WHAT IS THE WORLD COMEING TO I DONT KNOW BUT TODAY IT,S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD IT,S SICK . , .

Big world's animal Tournament chapter 1-intro

posted by Deadheart3

MY AVATAR! YAY!

Big world's animal Tournament is a six book series, created kwa SSJ2deadheart, a.k.a Deadheart3. This is only an intro, so if wewe want the story, it will be up shortly. Also, this may contain SPOILERS! wewe have been warned.

Name-Kaito Age-14
Apperance-Canide, black eyes, brown/orange fur, 5"1, and usually...stern.
Description- Kaito is 14 when first introduced in the series, the only time wewe actually see him in a younger age, is in B.W.A.T. Ace and Kaito: A look under the fur. Kaito is mostly described as the normal teenager, just a bit different. Kaito acts YEARS zaidi mature than his age, and...

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Funny Dog Pictures!

posted by Emily_is_COOl

Says, "your are now under its spell, do not attempt to drive au operate heavy machinery."

Says, "your are now under its spell, do not attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery."

This is a orodha of viungo of funny dog pictures!!!

PICTURE LINK:

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don't forget

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and this

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okay, one more

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Hope wewe liked it? If wewe have zaidi pictures post the link in the maoni section and I will be happy to look at it! (videos are also allowed!)

True dat, true dat!

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Tallest dog in the world

posted by keninv

George is in the guinness Book of World Records for a reason. This Great Dane is the largest dog in the world.

He made it into the book because he is over 7 ft tall and weighs 245 pounds. He is the 'Greatest Dane' around!Just think about how much George eats per day! His owner, David Nasser, has to feed him about 110 lbs. of chow each month.

Can wewe imagine what a stir he causes when David takes George for a walk in the neighborhood? One thing is fore sure, none of the other mbwa are sure to mess with him. When wewe are a dog as big as Giant George, other pups onyesha some respect!