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juu 55 Funny Things Your Dog Would Say If He Could Talk

posted by dinu12

1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! wewe threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! wewe only wish wewe could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like bacon and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont wewe fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...

Bummer And Lazarus

posted by laura1233214

In the 1860s, two stray mbwa called Bummer and Lazarus were aliyopewa the run of the city of San Francisco at a time when any other stray dog would have been rounded up and thrown in the pound. But Bummer and Lazarus were different—they were celebrities. The newspapers of the siku reported their doggy exploits as if they were Posh and Becks au Brad and Angelina. If they got into a fight with rival dogs, the papers often printed an exaggerated account of it the inayofuata day, complete with eyewitness testimony and a dramatized cartoon of the event. Even Mark Twain took time out from working on Huckleberry...

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Mans "Best" Friend

posted by RobinFan360

My name is Ace.
I used to be your dog.
I just wanted to tell wewe how I felt over all those years.
You were my best friend. wewe always let me sleep with you, and we would go for walks everyday. I always loved it when wewe got me a new toy, and treats would come daily. When I chewed up your shiny thingy that played music, wewe just chuckled and gently, but firmly, told me not to do it again. wewe would always say,"Well he IS a puppy." and everything would be all right.
I would always know when I shouldn't do something again because when I got in trouble wewe would lightly hit me on the head. That's...

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My juu 20 Dog Breeds .

posted by teddybear64

20.Sloughi

Sloughi

19.St Bernard

St Bernard

18.Dogue de Bordeaux

Dogue de Bordeaux

17.Samoyed

Samoyed

16.Papillon

Papillon

15.Dandie Dinmont Terrier

Dandie Dinmont Terrier

14.Dachshund

Dachshund

13.Borzoi

Borzoi

12.Irish Wolfhound

Irish Wolfhound

11.Saluki

Saluki

10.Tibetan Spaniel

Tibetan Spaniel

9.Greyhound

Greyhound

8.Great Dane

Great Dane

7.Japanese Chin

Japanese Chin

6.Tibetan Mastiff

Tibetan Mastiff

5.Chinese Crested

Chinese Crested

4.Newfoundland

Newfoundland

3.Bullmastiff

Bullmastiff

2.Chihuahua

Chihuahua

1.Rottweiler

Rottweiler

Owney

posted by laura1233214

It’s generally believed that Owney’s original owner was a mail clerk because, just as Bob the Railway dog was obsessed with trains, Owney loved the scent and texture of mail bags and followed them kwa land, train, au mashua wherever they went. When Owney’s owner left for whatever reason, Owney stayed behind at the post office with his precious mailbags. After a while, Owney began to follow the bags, first in mail wagons and then on mail trains. He started to rack up miles, traveling through the county, then the state, and finally the whole United States. Mail clerks were happy to let him...

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MY DOG IS VERY SICK

posted by adavila

he looks like this only sadder

NOOOOOO my dog is very sick he hasn´t been eating since this morning and he vomited like 4 times so I took him to the vet the first time he vomited and he told me not to give him water nor chakula for 24 hours but he looks very very thirsty. The vet also told me to give him some medicine but the last pill my dog threw it up I´m very worried because my dog is like very cool and his like my companion wewe know I dont want him to die from dyhidration darn I have to wait until tomorrow to see what happens darn it

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My juu 20 Favourite Dog Breeds

posted by sarahplove

This is a picspam I created featuring my 20 favourite dog breeds.

20.Shiba Inu

19.Newfoundland

18.English Bulldog

17.Labrador

16.Alaskan Malamute

15.Akita

14.Shar-Pei

13.Siberian Husky

12.German Shepherd

11.Saluki

10.St. Bernard

9.Chihuahua

8.Borzoi

7.Dogue De Bordeaux

6.Irish Wolfhound

5.Boxer

4.Great Dane

3.Greyhound

2.Bullmastiff

1.Rottweiler

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Swansea Jack

posted by laura1233214

Swansea Jack was a black retriever who lived with his owner William Thomas near the River Tawe in Swansea, Wales, during the 1930s. One day, Jack saw a small boy drowning in the river and ran in, pulling the boy to pwani kwa the scruff of his neck. There was no one around to see it, and had circumstances been different, the boy would probably have spent the rest of his life telling the story to people who would never believe him. But Jack wasn’t done. Within a few weeks, Jack rescued another swimmer, this time with witnesses in attendance. And then another. And another. And so on. Over the...

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Hachiko: 'A Dog's Story'

posted by yoki96

Hachikō

Hachikō (born November 10, 1923–March 8, 1935), known in Japanese as chūken Hachikō (忠犬ハチ公?, "faithful dog Hachikō" ('hachi' meaning 'eight', a number referring to the dog's birth order in the litter, and 'kō,' meaning prince au duke)), was an Akita dog born on a farm near the city of Ōdate, Akita Prefecture, remembered for his loyalty to his owner, even many years after his owner's death.

In 1924, Hidesaburō Ueno, a professor in the agriculture department at the chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha of Tokyo took in Hachikō as a pet. During his owner's life Hachikō greeted him at the end of the day...

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Funny Dog Pictures!

posted by Emily_is_COOl

Says, "your are now under its spell, do not attempt to drive au operate heavy machinery."

Says, "your are now under its spell, do not attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery."

This is a orodha of viungo of funny dog pictures!!!

PICTURE LINK:

link

and

link

don't forget

link

and this

link

okay, one more

link

Hope wewe liked it? If wewe have zaidi pictures post the link in the maoni section and I will be happy to look at it! (videos are also allowed!)

True dat, true dat!

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Bob The Railway Dog

posted by laura1233214

Bob was born in South Australia in 1882, and for some reason he loved trains. He spent the early years of his life as a stray, following railway workers to work, until he was rounded up kwa a dogcatcher. It looked as if he was destined for the pound, but luckily for Bob he was bought kwa a kindly station guard who’d taken a liking to him. It worked out well, as his new master allowed him to ride the train with him in the guard’s van every day. But, eventually, his master got a promotion and he and Bob parted ways. Then Bob started to jump trains alone.Bob traveled up and down Southern Australia,...

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Why mbwa are taken to shelters.

posted by ITF

There are many reasons why people abandon their dogs. Generally, it is not the dog's fault and often the decision to take a dog to an animal shelter is based not on emotion but on convenience. It is representative of a society lacking strong values--everything is disposable, including pets. People are encouraged to use excuses for their own behavior--it always is someone else's fault. In this case, it's the dog's fault!

Having a dog is a commitment to that animal for 10-15 years and should be a well thought out family decision based on a thorough investigation of the breed and breeder. Most...

Bud Nelson

posted by laura1233214

Just one look at Bud Nelson is enough to tell wewe that he was the greatest dog who ever lived. He’s an old-timey dog wearing goggles in a scratchy black-and-white photo—if he hadn’t existed, he would have been dreamed up for a steampunk novel au Bioshock game. The human in the picha is Bud Nelson’s owner, a doctor called Horatio Nelson. Horatio was the first man to kuvuka, msalaba America kwa car in the mwaka 1903, with his hilariously named co-driver Sewall K. Crocker and, of course, Bud. That made Bud the first dog to kuvuka, msalaba the United States kwa car.At the time, the automobile was still in its...

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Fido

posted by laura1233214

There are plenty of stories of mbwa who stood vigil for dead masters for years afterward. Among the most well-known loyal mbwa were Hachiko, from Japan, and Greyfriars Bobby, from Scotland. Hachiko and Greyfriars Bobby have had numerous vitabu and even films made about them. But the loyal dog who was most famous during his own lifetime is probably the least well-known. Fido was born in Italy sometime during World War II. He was found on the verge of death kwa a kiln worker who took him nyumbani and nursed him back to health. And for this, he’d have Fido’s unwavering loyalty for the rest of his...

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Blue Lab scam

posted by 18wanda

As wewe already know, labs do not come in gray, but some poeple are scammed off into thinking they do, and that they have a rare color in special breeding. Wrong! What people make off as a blue lab is really just a regular ole lab mixed with a Weimeraner, giving the dog the look of a lab with the blue-gray color of the other breed. I saw someone who was marhcing around like they owned the place with the "blue lab." It was hilarious because they didn't know they had a mixed breed they paid 400 dollars for!
These are not labs. If you've heard of these au haven't, now wewe know.

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My dog scared a theif away!

posted by werewolflover

au so we think,anyway.
My grandma lives down the road from me.And she alisema Pedro,my dog,was asleep on her porch and she heard a car go down the road.All of a sudden she heard Pedro bark and he ran down the road to where the car had gone.Then,he came back and was running around her house as if he were gaurding it.Then,he ran back down the road.
That's what my grandma told me today,and I believe it,because whenever someone comes to visit,he starts barking and sometimes even growling.I think he's a good dog,and I'm glad he's so protective of my family.

Pickles

posted by laura1233214

In 1966, the World Cup was being held in England which, to the English, was kind of a big deal. Maybe the reason they were taking it so seriously was because they had a feeling they might win—which they did—so wewe can imagine how bummed they were when the World Cup was stolen just four months before the matches started. There was a frenzy to find the cup and avoid international embarrassment, and it was eventually found kwa a plucky collie named Pickles. Pickles was being walked kwa his owner when he sniffed something out in the bushes—what Pickles had found was the missing World Cup.In...

Barry

posted by laura1233214

The Saint Bernard is a dog that was specifically bred for a single purpose—to tafuta and rescue. Monks at the Saint Bernard Pass, a dangerous, snowy divide between Switzerland and Italy, bred them for hundreds of years—perhaps even as far back as 1695—to rescue travelers who got Lost and buried in the snow. They traveled in pairs so that when they found a victim, one dog could dig them out and sit on them for warmth while the other headed back to the monastery for help. Which brings us to the sekunde Saint Bernard on our list—Barry, who saved 40 people’s lives over the course of 12...

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dhahabu retriever, retriever dhahabu

posted by star2894

The colar of the Golden Retriever's kanzu, koti has made it one of the most maarufu breeds. This breed is responsive to training and needs plenty of exercise. This dog can make a great family companion. This breed was most likely bred from crossings of a yellow Flat-coated Retriever and a Tweed Water Spaniel, with other breeds such as the Irish Setter, Labrador, and Bloodhound introduced later. Until the 1920s the breed was called the Golden Flat-coat. Other names for the Golden Retriever are the Yellow Retriever and the Russian Retriever.

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The Boston terrier

posted by yoki96

We all upendo our little four-legged furballs, but we all have to agree that one of them stands out and that is...

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AKC Ranking: 18
Family: rerrier, companion, mastiff (bulldog)
Area of Origin: United States
Date of Origin: 1800s
Original Function: ratting, companion
Today's Function: companion
Avg Size of male: Height: 15-17 Weight: 10-25
Avg Size of Female: Height: 15-17 Weight: 10-25
Other Name: none

History

Unlike most breeds, the origin of the Boston terrier is well-documented. Around 1865, the coachmen employed kwa the wealthy people of Boston began to interbreed some of their employers' fine dogs....