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Hitler throws his pencils of doom at Mitt Romney

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your inayofuata target? asked Jodl I will plan to attend a meeting held kwa Mitt Romney. Little will Romney know is that I will really attend to throw my pencils at him until it's too late. alisema Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will drive me to the nearest place in Germany where Romney will be. asked Hitler My fuhrer, Mitt Romney will be in Munich, Germany. alisema Steiner Fine. We'll go to Munich, Germany. alisema Hitler My fuhrer, wewe shouldn't throw your pencils at Mitt Romney. objected Jodl Damnit, Jodl. Don't start with me with objecting to my plan. Object...

Hitler and Marafiki go to Muscetong River

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are wewe planning to do now? asked Jodl To find the Musconetcong River Mantis Man and prove to wewe and the rest of the bunker crew that it does exist. alisema Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will meet us when we arrive at the river. alisema Hitler I think wewe should find some samaki for me while you're at it. alisema Krebs Fine. I'll find some samaki for you. alisema Hitler My fuhrer, i object to wewe proving this thing's existence. alisema Jodl Damnit Jodl! I thought wewe were in favor of this plan! alisema Hitler I'm not. Because i believe wewe won't find this creature. alisema Jodl If praying mantises are real, then this thing must be too! alisema Hitler (An saa later) "Huh?" YAH! WHAT THE FUCK!? Praying mantises aren't supposed to be that big! alisema Hitler

Hitler plans to throw his pencils of doom at Steven Spielberg

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your inayofuata target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. alisema Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. alisema Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's alisema to be present. alisema Steiner Fine. We'll go there. alisema Hitler My furher, wewe shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing...

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Hitler plays the World's Hardest Game

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are wewe going to play today? asked Jodl The World's Hardest Game. Steiner alisema I can find it on a couple different web sites. alisema Hitler It's hard to pass level 2. Are wewe sure wewe wish to play this game? asked Krebs Nonsense. I'm playing this game whether it's hard au not. alisema Hitler My, fuhrer, I object to wewe playing this game! objected Jodl And why is that?! asked Hitler Krebs is right. It's too hard to pass level 2! alisema Jodl I don't care. I don't have time to listen to your two-cents. I'm playing this game and that's final! alisema Hitler This muziki is so obnixious. said...

Hitler, Stalin and others are trapped in a walk-in freezer

posted by 15sturmelle2

We're trapped in a walk-in freezer. alisema Gunsche Oh are we? I hadn't noticed. Of course we are! Fegelein must of have trapped us in here. alisema Hitler My fuhrer, my head is freezing. alisema Jodl Damnit Jodl! Then put a hat on! yelled Hitler I forgot to bring one. alisema Jodl Of all the ridiculous requests I have to deal with, making sure wewe have a hat to wear has to be one of them! alisema Hitler I could of have grabbed one off the hat rack on my way out this morning. alisema Jodl And wewe should of! This is why none of wewe come prepared for these kind of situations! alisema Hitler Let's not get upset and...