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One day, In 1979, soon au later, something happened. This is how I Lost my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, wewe retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This dolphin is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do wewe know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous trick. How about riding on him?
Trainer: Only if we do this trick.
Other trainer: FINE!!!
Jack: NO! IM NOT JUMPING THROUGH THREE RINGS OF FIRE!

*Jack jumps through the 3 rings of fire*

Me: Phew. That was quick.
Sherman: Glad wewe survived, good friend.
Me: Thanks. I hope wewe survive the ring of fire.
Sherman: Trust me. I'll survive.
Me: I believe that. Okay. I have to let this jerk ride me.
Sherman: Have fun!
Me: Alright?

Trainer: I got to get on him, right?
Other trainer: wewe know! Hiop on him.
*Trainer hops on jack*
Trainer: Go stupid dolphin!
Me: IM NOT STUPID!
Trainer: GO!
*I refuse to go*
Trainer :You freakin-
*Trainer rips off my tail*
Me: OWWWWWWW!!!!!!! MY TAIL! THE PAIN!

My tail bleeds in the water while I throw the trainer to the wall.

Other trainer: Im gonna call a dolphin medic!

*15 dakika later, the dolphin medic gets here*

Me: OWCH! IT BURNS!
Sherman: JACK! NO! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Me: THE FREAKIN RETARDED TRAINER RIPPED MY TAIL OFF SINCE I DINT LET HER RIDE ME!
Sherman: Tell me about it. Once, he slapped me with a tv remote.
Me: How come my tail- I mean, how come I feel better now?
Sherman: What about that bandage on your tail's mark (where it used to be)?
Me: WOW! They are going to take care of me!
Sherman: Im gonna be worried about you, bud.
Me: I'm releived. they are taking me to the dolphin hospital!
Sherman: Sorry wewe have to go through all of this pain. Have a good time at the hospital. Bye.
*Jack gets put in the ambulance, magari ya wagonjwa and goes away*
Sherman: Bye, best friend.. *cries*

*At the dolphin hospital*
Me: Im going to be fine.. Im going to be fine..
Doctor: We will have to replace his tail with a mechanical tail.
Me: ILL HAVE A TAIL AGAIN! YAY!
Other doctor: Okay. Leyts put him to sleep.
Me: WAIT? WHAT ARE YO- Im tired. *mumbles* *falls asleep*

*Doctors put on the mechanical tail*

Me: I had a great sleep. Ahh..... WHERE AM I?!- Oh wait, oh yeah. The Lost of my tail. Wait, am I dreaming, au do I have a tail- but all mechanical? I HAVE A TAIL! YAY!
Doctor: Me seems fine. Take him to the pool with all of the other dolphins.
Me: Wait, where are wewe taking me?
*Nurse takes me to the pool*
*I arive at the pool*
Nurse: Here wewe go! *Drops me on the water*
Nurse: Have a samaki for being so good!
Me: YES! A fish! I havent had once since that other trick. I can only eat crabs. Ugh! *shivers*
*Jack eats fish*
*Other dolphins are talking and playing*
Me: This.. Is... A... MIRACLE!
*A dolphin named Ryan comes up to jack*
Ryan: Wanna be friends?
Me: Sure!
Ryan: So what happened to you?
Me: Oh, I was doing tricks at coney island, And the stupid trainer ripped my tail off.
Ryan: Uohhhh.. Okay. I got my dorsal fin cut off.
Me: Hmm.. Interesting. I had to jump through 3 rings of fire.
Ryan: THATS DANGEROUS! Im only 10, I couldn't do that.
Me: I'm 10, too!
Ryan: Awesome!

*8 days later, I get released to the ocean*

Sherman: I miss wewe Jack. Please, come back.
Other dolphin: Ive heard he's escaped to the bay of the ocean.
Sherman: OCEAN? HES NEVER COMING BACK! IVE GOT TO BREAK INTO THE OCEAN!
Other dolphin: I can believe wewe can. wewe are VERY strong. Hey, I would like to escape, I'll help. Okay?
Sherman: Okay. Lets do it. 1,2,3, GO!
*Sherman and the other dolphin breaks out to the ocean*
People: WOAH!!!

*4 days later, Sherman finds jack laying kwa the beach, watching the clouds.
Sherman: JACK! I FOUND YOU!
Me: Sherman! I missed you!
Sherman: Is your tail okay?
Me: Yeah! It is replaced with a robotic tail. It works!
Sherman: Cool!
Me: I am so humiliated. I want revenge on the humans. Now.
*Ten years later, 2010, I had a lair with bombs and lots of weapons. Sherman joined me.*
Me: How is the radar, Sherman?
Sherman: There are 4 small dots on the radar.
Me: WHAT?!
Sherman: Yeah.
Me: Great. The pen-goo-ins are coming to fight us.
Sherman: Peng-u-ins? WHAT?
Me: I know a dolphin who got defeated kwa them.
Sherman: Who?
Me: Doctor Blowhole. And i'm on his side.
Sherman: Okay. Ill go get the bombs.
Me: Nice. Ill set up the lasers, and get my cyborg army, and my dolphin army.

*1 saa later*

*Skipper and all of the penguins come in*

*I come in*

Me: Well, hello, pen-goo-ins.
Skipper: I don't think i will greet you, jack.
Me: Im with blowhole now, wewe cannot get me.
Skipper: Uh huh. We will see about that.
Me: Meet Dr blowhole, My army, and bombs.
*Rico pukes up weapons*
Me: Thank wewe for your donation. Sherman?
*Rico's weapons get magnetted to Sherman's big magnet*
Skipper: wewe fool!
Me: Oh really, skipper. wewe are the fool.
*Dr blowhole comes in, He laughs, and I do too*
Skipper: *shivers* Thats.. Nothing....
Me: BRING OUT THE ARMY!
*The cyborgs come out of the door, and zillions of dolphins come out with laser guns.
Skipper: Oh man... No... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that is the story.
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October 1st 2007

"Uh I hate today!" Shouted Kowalski. "Now why is that?" Skipper asked. " We’ll today is that Science dolphins birthday!" "We'll I hate today to!" Then Rico opens up the hatch and alisema "FISH!" Skipper and Kowalski rushed over and went out of their base. And closed the samaki bowl door and waited for Alice. "Why do I have to do this!" She said. Then she threw in the samaki and left. But as she was leaving she was talking to a guy on the walkie-talkie. "So Alice, when do wewe want me to drop off the new penguin?" "Uh there's zaidi of them! Well I don't care! Just call me later because...
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Blowhole only wants to see Doris for Christmas!
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Riders enter the boarding platform and get in the train.

M.I.A. (Micro Intelligent Advisor): "Welcome to the Wrath of Dr Blowhole. For your safety, please keep all hands and feet in the cars at all times. Place all loose items in a zipper pocket au the bins inayofuata to the exit. Proceed to the exit if your not riding. Once seated, pull down the handle bar until it is in the lock position. Thank wewe and enjoy your ride."

Riders secure themselves with handle bars and wait for ride to begin. After everyone is seated, the ride operators give the all clear.

M.I.A: Face forward, press head against the headrest...
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posted by MrsBlowhole
Atlantic Ocean September 24th 2003
Blowhole is still 4 years old and his mom is taking him somewhere. "Where are we going mom?" Asked Blowhole. "We are going to meet a new family who came from the South Seas, a mother and daughter. They are really nice and I bet wewe will get along with her daughter, she is about the same age as you." alisema Kate (Blowholes mom). " Ok! I can't wait! I never had a girl friend! Not the upendo type, but I mean a girl as a friend!" Blowhole alisema full of excitement. They saw the two dolphins, they were both Bottle Nosed Dolphins, and the daughter had a pinkish color."...
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1st January 2008

"This is an incredible plan that will for sure destroy the pen-gyoo-ens!" Dr.Blowhole was on his way to North Pole. "Are wewe sure this will work Doc? This plan of yours will take about a mwaka and a half till we can actually destroy the penguins." "I don't care how long it takes, but i will get my revenge on the penguins and the humans! First we set up the ring of fire, then create the Diabologizer, and turn one of the lobsters in to a deadly weapon. And I will call it Chrome Claw!" The lobster, kamba and Dr.Blowhole entered a room were the plans were all laid out. Dr.Blowhole picked...
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15th February 2007

Blowhole was washed up to a beach, pwani of America. He woke up in pain. He tried to look through his right eye, but he couldn't see any thing. His right eye was blinded. He couldn’t get up and he couldn’t songesha a muscle. He had a head ach and he was very sick. Then a few fishermen came over, they held him up kwa his tale and said, " This pretty dolphin will be worth a few bucks wouldn't it!" Then the other fishermen alisema " But look at its eye, shouldn't we do some thing?" "No we don't have to, let nature take its course. I mean a dolphin just washed up in New York City!" They...
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This is how wewe dance to Dr Blowhole's theme song on JD4.
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Penguins of Madagascar
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wewe make me feel
cobra starship
just dance 4
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