Kutner is my favourite member of House's new team. So I have compiled a orodha of some of his funniest nukuu so far. Unfortunately, much of the hilarity is in Kal Penn's delivery, so the written nukuu aren't quite as funny as watching him give his lines.
House: I fired you.
Kutner: No, wewe didn’t
Amber: He fired you. You're number 6.
Kutner: No, I'm number 9.
House: I approve of your shamelessness. You're still fired.
House: Vitamin D is metabolized kwa both the liver and kidneys - it wouldn't tell us which one screwed up.
Kutner: We could get her wasted. Give her shots of tequila, measure how long...
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