SCENE 1:
Michael: Yeah. Because all I did was pull wewe out of a trash town and into a mansion in Los Santos.. And what do I get!?.. Nothing., nothing but an old picture of wewe in an old Hooker uniform, that I occasionally masterbate towards.
Jimmy: As do I
Micheal: (disgusted) OH MY GOD! That's disguesting! That's your mother!
Jimmy: I'm just being hones-
Micheal: (angrily) Get out! Get out of my house!
Jimmy: Bu-
Micheal: (punches violent hole in wall) I alisema GET OUT!
(later that same evening)
Amanda: I don't like this Micheal.
Jimmy: Yeah.. Uncle T? Man?
Mixheal: (glares) Jimmy?... Who let wewe back in the house
SCENE 2:
Michael: Why are wewe so angry!?
Trevor: BECAUSE! If I don't get angry, then my onyesha would be boring!
Michael: But it isn't healthy to always be so angry. It's not like I ever get angry.. (a bunch of cutaways, that prove otherwise).
SCENE 3:
Michael: wewe know it's probably one of those things wewe SHOULDN'T ask about..
SCENE 4:
Michael: I only threw up twice, so it was a good day..
SCENE 5:
Jimmy: (trying to make a onyesha about himself, and speaking infront of camera) Yo, this is J dog, an-
Michael: Jimmy! Stop talking like that, your fat white nerd, start uigizaji like it.
Jimmy: Michael, get out! I'I'm trying to make a show!
Michael: Please don't. It's bad enough Trevor has one..
SCENE 6:
Michael approched Doctor Fredlanders office.
Fredlander: So.. I see your back around and making time for your mental health.
Michael: Not sure why I came to be honest.. Your not really doing much to help me.
Fredlander: Well.. The usually implies wewe value yourself only as others value you. Witch is usually the result of having a miserable childhood.
Michael: Well.. I had a perfectly wonderful childhood.
Fredlander: (unconvienced) Really.. Tell me about it?
(20 dakika later)
Michael: (sobbing uncontrollable and lying on the couch, with. Box of tissues, and lots of rolled up tissues around him) and above all else., when I was 11, my mommy told me that my pet kobe, kasa ran away.. (sniffs) but he didn't run away.. TURTLES CAN'T RUN!
Michael: (continues crying loudly)
SCENE 7:
Steve: We need wewe to steal a nerve gas for terriests.
Michael: (sarcastically) Oh sure! And while we're at it, let's all go watch my little gppony, pony and eat raw cookie doe.. Because todays the siku to stop making SENCE!
Trevor: (angrily) is that sarcasm!?
Michael: (angrily) Your fuckin A right it's sarcasm! wewe fuck!.. A few weeks ago. I was happily retired, soaking kwa my swimming pool.. And my psychotic best friend shows up outta nowhere, to torture me over mistakes I made, HONEST mistakes I made. Almost a decade ago!
SCENE 8:
Michael: (appears in front of Trevors trailer, giving rock motion) T!
Trevor: (annoyedly) Get outta here Michael! Your ruining my show!
Michael: Huh. A onyesha about you. I'm serprised it wasn't "already" ruined..
Words appear saying "(THAT'S MICHAEL)".
SCENE 9:
Michael approached Dave Norten.
Michael: Davy!? Sup!?
Dave: About as much as can be expected., but the news is 'not' good.
Michael: Ahh.. Why are wewe always tripping on life, yo!?
Dave: (annoyed) Why are wewe talking like that?
Michael: Don't trip on my voice bro!
Dave: (angrily) Shut up!
Michael: Whatever.
Dave: Anyway.. I know wewe did that fuckin jewelry job.
Michael: Dave. Really. Your imagining things.
SCENE 10:
Micheal: (robbing a jewelry store to pay back a Mexican mob boss) I haven't been this excited sense I passed the sekunde grade..
(Flashback)
Michael: (only 10, and sitting with his mom)
Teacher: Mrs Townley your son will have to redo sekunde grade..
(Flashback 2)
Michael: (almost 16, sitting with his mom)
Teacher: Mrs Townley your son will have to redo sekunde grade..
(Flashback 3)
Teacher: Congrades Mr Townley wewe passed sekunde grade..
Michael: (now an adult) that's fantastic., but I have to go. There's a crazy Mexican after me, and I have to rob a jewelry store to pay him back.
SCENE 11:
Michael: (shots his way though the guards, killing about 20 before dramatically diving though the window but the lid of the dumpster closes and Michael lands painfully against it, nearly breaking his back, and slides off in pain).
Michael: (gets up and suddenly gets hit kwa a car and falls onto the ground).
Driver: Are wewe okay!? (opens his door but it smashes Michael in the face).
SCENE 12:
Lester: If your that desperate, we can rob that old jewelry store.
Michael: Are wewe fuckin kidding me, I'm trying to LOSE heat.
Lester: I was just sayin-
Michael: Shut up wheels!
Lester: Don't call me whe-
Michael: I am not robbing no Jewelry store.. No way in hell!
LATER AGAIN:
Michael: (dramatically bursts into the alisema jewelry store, with bite kofia, chapeo to hide his face, and loaded M16 assault rifle) YOUR BEING FUCKIN ROBBED!
Packie MacCreary: Yeah! On the fuckin floor!
Michael: Yeah! This is your moment! Please don't make us waste all the hard work your plastic surgeons have done. ON THE FLOOR! NOW!
Michael: (approaches worker) You! Fill this bag with clean, unmarked diamonds!.. But first!.. But first fix that notepad so it's at a right angle with the corner of your desk!..
Packie: And tap that pile of receipts against a flat surface so they're not sticking out haphazardly!
Michael: (takes of the helmet) Okay, wewe know what., Fuck the money! Everybody grab a broom, were gonna tidy this place up!
SCENE 13:
Michael: (sarcastically) Someone should may as well call the army at this point.
Army: NOBODY MOVE!
Michael: ... I should of guessed.
SCENE 14:
Packie: He's Canadian!?
Michael: Yep. A lonely old Canadian brony who has no life outside this site.
Packie: God! no wonder we're all so screwed up in this verison!
Michael: Yeah.. Soon as I found out. I was ready to put a fuckin bullet in my mouth.
Packie: I don't blame you..
Michael: Yeah, but what can we do.. He's still the one uandishi this.
Michael: Yeah. Because all I did was pull wewe out of a trash town and into a mansion in Los Santos.. And what do I get!?.. Nothing., nothing but an old picture of wewe in an old Hooker uniform, that I occasionally masterbate towards.
Jimmy: As do I
Micheal: (disgusted) OH MY GOD! That's disguesting! That's your mother!
Jimmy: I'm just being hones-
Micheal: (angrily) Get out! Get out of my house!
Jimmy: Bu-
Micheal: (punches violent hole in wall) I alisema GET OUT!
(later that same evening)
Amanda: I don't like this Micheal.
Jimmy: Yeah.. Uncle T? Man?
Mixheal: (glares) Jimmy?... Who let wewe back in the house
SCENE 2:
Michael: Why are wewe so angry!?
Trevor: BECAUSE! If I don't get angry, then my onyesha would be boring!
Michael: But it isn't healthy to always be so angry. It's not like I ever get angry.. (a bunch of cutaways, that prove otherwise).
SCENE 3:
Michael: wewe know it's probably one of those things wewe SHOULDN'T ask about..
SCENE 4:
Michael: I only threw up twice, so it was a good day..
SCENE 5:
Jimmy: (trying to make a onyesha about himself, and speaking infront of camera) Yo, this is J dog, an-
Michael: Jimmy! Stop talking like that, your fat white nerd, start uigizaji like it.
Jimmy: Michael, get out! I'I'm trying to make a show!
Michael: Please don't. It's bad enough Trevor has one..
SCENE 6:
Michael approched Doctor Fredlanders office.
Fredlander: So.. I see your back around and making time for your mental health.
Michael: Not sure why I came to be honest.. Your not really doing much to help me.
Fredlander: Well.. The usually implies wewe value yourself only as others value you. Witch is usually the result of having a miserable childhood.
Michael: Well.. I had a perfectly wonderful childhood.
Fredlander: (unconvienced) Really.. Tell me about it?
(20 dakika later)
Michael: (sobbing uncontrollable and lying on the couch, with. Box of tissues, and lots of rolled up tissues around him) and above all else., when I was 11, my mommy told me that my pet kobe, kasa ran away.. (sniffs) but he didn't run away.. TURTLES CAN'T RUN!
Michael: (continues crying loudly)
SCENE 7:
Steve: We need wewe to steal a nerve gas for terriests.
Michael: (sarcastically) Oh sure! And while we're at it, let's all go watch my little gppony, pony and eat raw cookie doe.. Because todays the siku to stop making SENCE!
Trevor: (angrily) is that sarcasm!?
Michael: (angrily) Your fuckin A right it's sarcasm! wewe fuck!.. A few weeks ago. I was happily retired, soaking kwa my swimming pool.. And my psychotic best friend shows up outta nowhere, to torture me over mistakes I made, HONEST mistakes I made. Almost a decade ago!
SCENE 8:
Michael: (appears in front of Trevors trailer, giving rock motion) T!
Trevor: (annoyedly) Get outta here Michael! Your ruining my show!
Michael: Huh. A onyesha about you. I'm serprised it wasn't "already" ruined..
Words appear saying "(THAT'S MICHAEL)".
SCENE 9:
Michael approached Dave Norten.
Michael: Davy!? Sup!?
Dave: About as much as can be expected., but the news is 'not' good.
Michael: Ahh.. Why are wewe always tripping on life, yo!?
Dave: (annoyed) Why are wewe talking like that?
Michael: Don't trip on my voice bro!
Dave: (angrily) Shut up!
Michael: Whatever.
Dave: Anyway.. I know wewe did that fuckin jewelry job.
Michael: Dave. Really. Your imagining things.
SCENE 10:
Micheal: (robbing a jewelry store to pay back a Mexican mob boss) I haven't been this excited sense I passed the sekunde grade..
(Flashback)
Michael: (only 10, and sitting with his mom)
Teacher: Mrs Townley your son will have to redo sekunde grade..
(Flashback 2)
Michael: (almost 16, sitting with his mom)
Teacher: Mrs Townley your son will have to redo sekunde grade..
(Flashback 3)
Teacher: Congrades Mr Townley wewe passed sekunde grade..
Michael: (now an adult) that's fantastic., but I have to go. There's a crazy Mexican after me, and I have to rob a jewelry store to pay him back.
SCENE 11:
Michael: (shots his way though the guards, killing about 20 before dramatically diving though the window but the lid of the dumpster closes and Michael lands painfully against it, nearly breaking his back, and slides off in pain).
Michael: (gets up and suddenly gets hit kwa a car and falls onto the ground).
Driver: Are wewe okay!? (opens his door but it smashes Michael in the face).
SCENE 12:
Lester: If your that desperate, we can rob that old jewelry store.
Michael: Are wewe fuckin kidding me, I'm trying to LOSE heat.
Lester: I was just sayin-
Michael: Shut up wheels!
Lester: Don't call me whe-
Michael: I am not robbing no Jewelry store.. No way in hell!
LATER AGAIN:
Michael: (dramatically bursts into the alisema jewelry store, with bite kofia, chapeo to hide his face, and loaded M16 assault rifle) YOUR BEING FUCKIN ROBBED!
Packie MacCreary: Yeah! On the fuckin floor!
Michael: Yeah! This is your moment! Please don't make us waste all the hard work your plastic surgeons have done. ON THE FLOOR! NOW!
Michael: (approaches worker) You! Fill this bag with clean, unmarked diamonds!.. But first!.. But first fix that notepad so it's at a right angle with the corner of your desk!..
Packie: And tap that pile of receipts against a flat surface so they're not sticking out haphazardly!
Michael: (takes of the helmet) Okay, wewe know what., Fuck the money! Everybody grab a broom, were gonna tidy this place up!
SCENE 13:
Michael: (sarcastically) Someone should may as well call the army at this point.
Army: NOBODY MOVE!
Michael: ... I should of guessed.
SCENE 14:
Packie: He's Canadian!?
Michael: Yep. A lonely old Canadian brony who has no life outside this site.
Packie: God! no wonder we're all so screwed up in this verison!
Michael: Yeah.. Soon as I found out. I was ready to put a fuckin bullet in my mouth.
Packie: I don't blame you..
Michael: Yeah, but what can we do.. He's still the one uandishi this.
