Eminem Interview - Johnathon Ross 15/5/2009

It’s about two weeks later on a Saturday. wewe haven’t seen Marshall for this whole time. According to Jake, he says Hailie alisema that her dad has been in the studio for the last two weeks working on stuff for Relapse 2 and some things for others. wewe really wish wewe could see him, wewe think you’re about ready to tell him the whole truth about how wewe like him, and that wewe were lying to him about not liking him. wewe also plan to tell him about Jordan, and how he’s the reason, wewe never wanted to get into a relationship until wewe met, and got to liking Marshall. wewe plan to tell him...

“What do wewe think you’re doing?!” an adult type lady yells. Shes got some weird bushy hair do that is blonde, she looks kinda old but still young. And she looks like she does drugs a lot.
“Mom! What are wewe doing here?” Marshall ask immediately letting go of your hand. wewe just stand there sort of scared staring at the two of them.
“You better get your punda nyumbani boy,” says the lady pointing back behind her as if his house was right there.
“I was, I was just gonna bring Lily home. Do wewe mind?” Marshall smarts off. He looks very angry with his mother.
“No! You’re coming home...

“Hey Nick,” wewe say with a smile while looking up from your dresser with pictures of wewe and your Marafiki on it. He glares at wewe as he sets his bag down. “What? Have a bad siku au something?” wewe ask.
“Kinda, that school is full of a bunch of fags,” he says.
“That’s nice,” wewe say looking at him funny. “So is my school,” wewe say.
“Hey,” Marshall says sitting wewe lightly.
“I didn’t mean you,” wewe say and hit him back. “So calm down,”
“So who is this?” Nick asks.
“My friend Marshall,” wewe say. Marshall gives Nick a slight smile.
“Ok,” Nick says and does...

Chapter 1
    I was walking down the sidewalk in Detroit Michigan, past the Shady Records building, a building that I wish I could just walk right into, but wewe have to have a special pass to get in. My friend, Megan, and I learned that the hard way back in 2000 when we tried to walk in just to check it out. This large black guy and his stupid friend threw us out the back door, and told us that if we ever did that again they'd call the cops, and we'd go to jail for break in au something, but that was two years ago. They should have just let us off with a warning, but they...

“Lily wake up, your gonna be late for school!” your mom yells shaking you… wewe open your eyes slowly….
“Huh?” wewe ask. “Its Monday already?” wewe ask confused thinking that it was only supposed to be Sunday…
“Yes, wewe must have been very tired last night,” wewe mom says with a smile……
“Yeah cause I don’t remember even going to bed,” wewe say. *wait… that sounds very bad* wewe think to yourself… your mom just smirks at you.. wewe give her a funny look she ignores it and walks out the room.
“Get dressed!” wewe hear her call back. wewe sigh and stand up… wewe slowly...

“Who is it?” wewe ask your mother as she comes back into the kitchen.
“I don’t know, he just asked for wewe two,” your mother explains and sits down at the table… wewe and Marshall look at each other confused, wewe both sort of hesitate to move. “Well aren’t wewe gonna go talk to him?” your mom asks.
“Uh what does he look like?” Marshall asks quickly.
“Hes kinda fat, and hes black. Why?” she asks confused.
“Uhh how bout wewe tell him that we just left,” Marshall says figuring its DeAngelo.
“Hes gonna ask were we went, wewe know that,” wewe say though your teeth to Marshall....

“Abby! What the hell is the matter with you?” Wanda, your friend from high school asks as she enters your office. wewe look up at her with no expression on your face. “You’ve been staring at that same damn paper for 30 minutes. And wewe have that same expression on your face,” shes says. wewe still don’t answer her “Whats wrong!?” she yells at wewe and closes the door, she sits down in one of the chairs like shes one of your clients au something.
“I don’t feel like talking about it,” wewe say with the same expression on your face that wewe have had for the past 30 dakika according...