Emmett

Carlisle: (snoring)

Esme: Wake up!

Carlisle: I was making fake snore.

Esme: Oh....

Carlisle: Heh...you thought I was asleep?

Esme:Kinda of.

Carlisle: Mmm....

Esme: I'm bored.

Carlisle: Not me. It was kinda fun to make fake snore.

Esme: No, it bothers me.

Carlisle: Oh just try it.

Esme: Okay...(snoring)

Carlisle: Like it?

Esme: YES! (snoring) It was fun!

Carlisle: Shh...Bella's sleeping.

Bella: Haha nope.

Carlisle: WHAT?!

Bella: Edward wanted to watch wewe both so we came here to watch.

Esme: Oh that's sweet.

Carlisle:....

Edward: Sorry.

Bella: (snoring) (giggle)

Carlisle: Edward...is Bella asleep?...

Carlisle: Hello Miss.Swan.

Bella: Oh hello...I didn't notice wewe there.

Carlisle: Oh that's okay.

Bella: Were wewe running?

Carlisle: Maybe. I thought I heard noises.

Bella: Sorry about that I just needed to go to the bathroom.

Carlisle:...

Bella: Yeah...sorry. I'll see wewe in morning.

Carlisle:...yes dear.

Bella: Good night. I hope wewe will get any sleep.

Carlisle: Well thank you. I don't know if I would get any sleep in cause I am vampire. wewe already know that. Right?

Bella: What? You're vampire too?!

Carlisle: Didn't Edward tell you? Oh no...

Bella: Haha that's okay I already know. I am just...

Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.

Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?

Esme: Cz i alisema so. *holds knife*

Carlisle:Okay...........

Bella: *sits between them* i thought wewe couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.

Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do wewe see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*

Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one wewe hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping...

1. Whenever wewe get a papercut, and it's bleeding, wave your hand around in Carlisle's face saying, "you know wewe waaaaaaant some."

2. Sneak into Edward's room and redecorate it, including rearranging his CDs

3. Provoke the Volturi and blame it on Jasper

4. Randomly yell "GODDAMMIT!" and whenever one of them asks what happened, say "nooothhinngg' >> with shifty eyes.

5. Give Emmett a teddy kubeba for his birthday

6. Invite Jacob Black over....

7....including Quil and Embry

8. Put some fake fangs in your mouth and put ketchup on them (for the blood) and run around going "Rawr Ima vampire! Rawr!...