Veronica

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Mortomis: Do wewe want me to be the host again?
Jeff: No! Get out of here!!
Twilight: Man, I'm hostin'!
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! *Fights with the other ponies*

As they were fighting, Snowflake stepped in the foreground.

Snowflake: They sure do upendo to fight. I'm your real hostess though. My name is Snowflake, from Ponies On The Rails. The schedule for tonight is down below.

Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y
On The Block: Rated TV-14
On The Block: Rated TV-14
The Adventures of upinde wa mvua Dash: Rated TV-G

Snowflake: Are wewe ready? Because we're starting now.

Episode 18

The Stolen...

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Victoria: *Going fast as she pulls a freight train*
Orion: I think I'm drinking too much booze. I just saw a train with a face.
Sean: *Appears behind him* How about a talking hedgehog?
Orion: *Screams, and runs away as fast as he can*
Mortomis: *Laughs* I'm glad you're in my onyesha Sean. Now, it's time for me to be the host again for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: Not my stories unfortunately.
Mortomis: We have On The Block, and The Adventures of upinde wa mvua Dash for wewe in our sekunde segment for this week.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery....

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Tom: *Skiing down a slope* It's a nice siku for skiing. I sure hope no one tries to kill me.
Warner Brothers Assassins: Kill him! He's been making fun of our company for too long!!!
Tom: Oh great.
Warner Brothers Assassins: *Shooting at Tom, but their bullets only hit the snow*
Twilight: *Playing black jack with Applejack, and Rarity* Man, I ain't losin' to losers like you.
Tom: *Jumps over them*
Applejack: What was that?!
Warner Bros Assassin: *Crashes into their table*
Mily: *Stops at a station* I'm here for my inayofuata cameo.
Tom: *Jumps over her* And it's over!!
Mily: Ah!! *Backs up*
Warner Bros...

Toby: Hi everyone, it's me, Toby. On behalf of all the characters in Gran Turismo, I have sad news for you. These two episodes you're about to see are the last ones to appear in the S.S.S.S. After that, we'll be gone for good. Thank wewe for your patronage.
Ethan: hujambo there, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait a second. Why didn't wewe say something earlier? wewe could have been the host instead of me. On another note, where's the music, and mash up of bila mpangilio characters?
Toby: That's appearing later. Now it's time for the back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.

What to...

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Hawkeye: *Helping Percy, and Jeff get a special freight train set up*
Gordon: This is unacceptable!!! kwa the power invested in my horn, and the rest of my fat body, I demand to drive the special train to Denver!
Ethan: *Stops inayofuata to Gordon with three freight cars* Did someone call?
Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie: *Running away from Discord*
Rainbow Dash: He's gone really mad this time.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. We must continue the retreat.
Henry: *Crosseyed as he stops at a station with freight cars*
Duck: Good job Henry. wewe made it on time.
Henry: Duh, what's a Henry?
Duck: Now if only we could...

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Duck: *Passes between Andrew, and Carter*
Andrew: What? No hello?
Carter: He must be jealous of us since our onyesha is zaidi popular.
Pete: What about my show? Pete Reimer here, back as the host for the sekunde half of this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Ponies On The Rails, and Gran Turismo are up next.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy,...

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Toby: hujambo Tim. I caught a lot of suspects today. How about you?
Tim: Nothing on my beat.
Rainbow Dash: *Flies past them, going over a train station*
Orion: *Stops his train at the station*
Pete: Well done Orion. *Watches the reader* Hello everyone. I'm Pete Reimer, your host this week for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Trainz: Rated TV-G
Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG

Pete: My onyesha is back. I only wish it was on top. At least it's the first onyesha in the sekunde half.

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Welcome to a place called...

Discord: *With three clones of himself* Are wewe a real onyesha host?
Discord Clone 1: Well, uh...
Discord Clone 2: Technically...
Discord Clone 3: Nah.
Discord: Have wewe ever received a five nyota rating from someone big, like..Like Rolling Stones Magazine?
Discord Clone 2: Nah.
Discord: Have wewe ever tried to be original?
Discord Clone 3: Nah nah.
Discord: Alright. I can see, that I will have to teach you, how to be, TV onyesha hosts!

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Discord: *Snaps his fingers, and makes them disappear* And for those of wewe that thought we'd do a whole We Are Number One But video, you're wrong. It's time for the...

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Sean: *Racing with Shayne* Woooh!!!!!
Shayne: Yeah!!!!
Applejack: They must really be enjoyin' that music.
Captain Jefferson: Talking trains racing each other? That's a new one.
Discord: *Goes through the ground without making a hole* Hello everyone, it's me, Discord. I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Also, happy new year. Our schedule for the last siku of 2016 is down below.

On The Block: Rated TV-14
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y7
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA

Discord: Oh great. My onyesha is not on this time....

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The Island Of Sodor, 1976

It was a very foggy morning on the Island Of Sodor. Henry was going as fast as he could with the flying kipper. It was hours behind schedule.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Thomas The Tank Engine fanfiction

The Great Race

Starring Thomas The Tank Engine (As if the earlier part of the credits didn't give that away)
Henry
Gordon
Duck
Samson
Emily
And many others

Henry: *Crosses Vicarstown Bridge, and enters mainland, and sees a red signal ahead*
Jinty & Pug: *Resting in a siding*
Workmen: *Waiting kwa three pick up trucks built kwa Ford, and GMC*...