Discord: *With three clones of himself* Are wewe a real onyesha host?
Discord Clone 1: Well, uh...
Discord Clone 2: Technically...
Discord Clone 3: Nah.
Discord: Have wewe ever received a five nyota rating from someone big, like..Like Rolling Stones Magazine?
Discord Clone 2: Nah.
Discord: Have wewe ever tried to be original?
Discord Clone 3: Nah nah.
Discord: Alright. I can see, that I will have to teach you, how to be, TV onyesha hosts!

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Discord: *Snaps his fingers, and makes them disappear* And for those of wewe that thought we'd do a whole We Are Number One But video, you're wrong. It's time for the...

Song: link

Sean: *Racing with Shayne* Woooh!!!!!
Shayne: Yeah!!!!
Applejack: They must really be enjoyin' that music.
Captain Jefferson: Talking trains racing each other? That's a new one.
Discord: *Goes through the ground without making a hole* Hello everyone, it's me, Discord. I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Also, happy new year. Our schedule for the last siku of 2016 is down below.

On The Block: Rated TV-14
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y7
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA

Discord: Oh great. My onyesha is not on this time....

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The Island Of Sodor, 1976

It was a very foggy morning on the Island Of Sodor. Henry was going as fast as he could with the flying kipper. It was hours behind schedule.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Thomas The Tank Engine fanfiction

The Great Race

Starring Thomas The Tank Engine (As if the earlier part of the credits didn't give that away)
Henry
Gordon
Duck
Samson
Emily
And many others

Henry: *Crosses Vicarstown Bridge, and enters mainland, and sees a red signal ahead*
Jinty & Pug: *Resting in a siding*
Workmen: *Waiting kwa three pick up trucks built kwa Ford, and GMC*...

Song: link

Sean: Well, this sounds sad for a krisimasi song.
Master Sword: Wait for it.
Sean: Oh, never mind. It doesn't sound sad anymore.

Tom gets surrounded kwa a mduara, duara of imba ponies.

Tom: I feel honored. Thank wewe everyone for surrounding me while imba this... *Cries* Wonderful song! I can't stop crying, it's so beautiful!!
Master Sword: Stop crying!!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Master Sword. Let's get the story started.
Tom: *Still crying* Oh right, How Gilda aliiba Christmas.
Rainbow Dash: We're going back to Black & White everyone.

Everypony down...

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Hawkeye: *Listening to the music* This is weird.
Carter: *Stops inayofuata to Hawkeye* Why? Just because it's from thirty years after your onyesha takes place?
Hawkeye: *Looks at Carter, and sees that he's in Union Pacific paint* When did our railroad get talking trains?
Twilight: upinde wa mvua Dash! How come wewe got your own show?!?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm not you! *Flies away*
Twilight: Not me? What's wrong with me?!!?
Spike: Have wewe seen yourself lately?
Tim: *Next to Thomas, eating popcorn* wewe want some?
Thomas: I know I'm a talking train, but I don't think I should eat that.
Tom: *Arrives* Well,...

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Tom: The Ballroom Blitz is back! *Dancing with upinde wa mvua Dash*
Twilight: *Looking at the ponies dancing with each other* Man I wanna dancing partner!
Discord: Dance with this! *Hits Twilight with a punching glove*
Sir Topham Hatt: *Watching the dance* That's the most violent dance I've ever seen, but enough about that. It's time to continue on with part 2. Our last two shows for the night are Trainz, and Ponies On The Rails.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run kwa five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns,...

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Hawkeye: So you're a cop, huh?
Tim: That's right.
Hawkeye: Why don't wewe arrest Gordon?
Tim: *Points to Gordon the express engine* That Gordon?
Hawkeye: Nope. My Gordon.
Gordon The Express Engine: *Stops inayofuata to Mily* Do wewe know you're still not supposed to be here yet?
Mily: Give me a break, I got permission.
Gordon The Express Engine: From who?!
Sir Topham Hatt: From me. *Laughs* To make things even zaidi exciting, I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.

Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash: Rated TV-G
Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails:...

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Gordon: *Stops inayofuata to Mily* What are wewe doing here?! You're not supposed to make an appearance until Episode 6.
Mily: I thought I'd make a cameo appearance. After all, my onyesha Trainz is starting soon.
Thomas: *Next to Sean* Well, I see your eyes are where your windshields should be.
Sean: I like this look better. I never really liked that grey face I had when I was in your show. No offense.
Mr. Baldwin: Everyone is very excited for Trainz.
Gordon: Not me! I want Ponies On The Rails to be on!
Tim: Shut up Gordon.
Mr. Baldwin: The back to back episodes are beginning now.

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