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 Just to onyesha wewe not everybody is a demented satanic pervert, :D
Just to show you not everybody is a demented satanic pervert, :D
(Some viewers may find this a little raunchy, viewer discretion kind of advised.)
And count how many times I mention Jello. :D

Hello Zello Yellow Mellow I upendo Jello Everybody! (WOW FIRST SENTENCE!) Today I am reviewing a GOOD Fanfiction, and will teach wewe how to make one CORRECTLY. (You listening to this TrueBlueTeam? Dry Bones? Good.)

Seriously though guys, I really do upendo this Fanfiction, and I really do upendo Jello.

The Fanfiction makes clever funny references to the show, has plenty of logic, sanity, and ndoto in it, the Fanfiction is funny, and does many things right.

But wewe probably don't know anything about The MegaMan NT Warrior Show, so here is the series in a nutshell.
(Actually read this, kwa the way, au nothing in this Fanfiction will make sense.)

Wikipedia:
"The series is set in the mwaka 200X (20XX in the sixth game), in an alternate version of the original Mega Man universe in which networks, rather than robots, were the subject of the most research.
Like the original, there were two main projects and only one was funded, but unlike the original, the work of Dr. Tadashi Hikari (the series' version of Dr. Light) in the field of networking and AI programs had been funded over Dr. Wily's research in robotics.
The result of Dr. Hikari's research was the PET (PErsonal Terminal), a small computer which is used similarly to a cellular phone au PDA and which contains a customizable artificial intelligence complete with emotions, known as a NetNavi (short for Network Navigator).
A NetNavi is responsible for helping the operator search, use, and surf the internet as well as protect the PET and itself from viruses.
Within years the internet evolves to the point where it becomes possible to send an AI into it and physically songesha around as if it were another world. There is some danger, however; viruses evolve alongside Navis and the internet to become intelligent on some level.
Because the internet has evolved to the point of taking on a manifestation, so, too, can virtual weapons be used. If a Navi au a Virus takes too much damage, its programming will lose integrity, disperse, and be deleted shortly afterwards.
Each Navi has antiviral weapons that are built directly into its programming that provide basic defense, and can, in addition to this, be sent weapon programs from the PET via the use of BattleChips.
The series focuses on Tadashi's grandson, Lan Hikari, and his NetNavi, MegaMan.EXE. The pair get involved in foiling the schemes of a net-crime organization called WWW ("World Three"), headed kwa Wily.
In another tribute to the original series, most) of the Navis in the series are named after characters from the original series.
As the games progressed, however, certain characters from the X series, such as Zero, Iris, and Colonel have also appeared as NetNavis.
Completely original NetNavis have also been made for the series, with some exclusive to the anime series. In every game since the sekunde (with the exception of Battle Network 3), NetNavis used kwa Mr. Famous were created kwa mashabiki of the series, being winners of ubunifu contests from Capcom of Japan."

COPY AND PASTE I BOW DOWN TO YOUR FEET! So yeah, series in a nutshell.

Now wewe can finally get out your delicious Jello as we finally start this review!
(DAMN ONCE AGAIN NO COPY PASTE.)

The Introduction:
"Host: Hello Everyone. wewe are watching the new onyesha the Megaman NT warrior talk show."

And I like Bananas because bananas taste good.
DAMN IT STOP IT WITH THE SAME WORD IN THE SAME SENTENCE! Least this shabiki fiction is actually GOOD. But I wish people would stop doing this! >:(

"The Rules Are Simple. wewe all know the game truth au dare"

Make longer sentences dude, seriously. WHY is it that even most GOOD shabiki fictions have so many errors?
hariri BUTTON GUYS, hariri BUTTON!

I wish there was a Jello button. :) I upendo Jello.
JELLOOOO!

"Well here wewe can give truth's au dares to anyone on the show"

TrueBlueTeam: THIS WILL BE FUN >:)

"Then they will come on the onyesha and say au do the dares/truths"

"Author" of COADB: No way, I am IN! :D:D:D:D:D:D

"So please review and give us maswali au dares. I will not make a new chapter until I have at least 10 truths/dares."

Simple rules, nothing else to really say. 10 Sick twisted funny perverted dares, because WHY NOT? :D And why not Jello? :D:D:D

"So submit them now, the best will go on the show"

TrueBlueTeam: AW DARN IT! :(

(This is where it starts, chapter 2, since the first was an intro. wewe can read it here.)

link

"Host: Hello everyone first off I would like to thank everyone for reviewing."

And if wewe didn't I don't care about your pathetic soul, but thanks for kusoma anyways! :)

"Here's how it will work, I will bring in one new guest each new chapter."

HALLELUJAH GRAMMAR LIVES ON! :)

"The first 2 people to go onyesha will be maylu and lan"

Well not EVERY sentence will be perfect. :P
My 1st grade teacher taught me to always capitalize names, and he doesn't bother to.

WELL NOTHINGS PERFECT GUYS! THAT'S LIFE, IT SUCKS. :( Except Jello. :D:D:D

"Everyone's Truth/Dare will be used eventually,"

TrueBlueTeam: YES THERE IS STILL HOPE! >:)

"But only the dares that affect the characters au they're netnavis will be used."

Me: ^___^ Take that perverts!

"So today we have Roll, Megaman, Maylu, and Lan"

Yeah, this is one of the few reasons I told wewe to read the series description....
And if wewe didn't......

GET READY TO THROW LOGIC OUT THE NEAREST WINDOW BECAUSE wewe WON'T KNOW A GOD DAMN THING.

Except that Jello is awesome. :D:D:D

"The 2 hosts of this onyesha will be me and my Netnavi Dragonman"

Dragonman. BECAUSE WHY NOT? :D
People really do upendo dragoni don't they? Can't blame them. Just look at the Dragonlord from DW1, Charizard, any Mythological one, THEY BREATHE moto AND STUFF MAN!

"So get ready and sit down to watch the show"

Like what he alisema there, but that was a huge missed opportunity to say, "Sit down, grab some popcorn and soda if wewe have any, and silence your cellphones now. We hope wewe enjoy the show! :)"

I upendo doing that. Why? BECAUSE WHY NOT?
And why not eat some Jello too? :D:D:D

"Oh yeah and in this fic Maylu and Lan are 13 and are both dating and so are megaman and roll"

Yaayyyyy...............
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Static* Jared is experiencing some technical difficulties and emotional problems, please wait for a little while. :)

Relax though, because in case wewe didn't read the title, this onyesha is called admirable fanfictions, so there won't be any *** ******* **** ********** ***** ****** Ok?

And thank god for that! :D
But there will be hardcore making out quite frequently, so some readers might want to read this a bit carefully. With Jello. :D:D:D

AAAAND Stay tuned! :D Have to go now, but I promise I won't procrastinate as much as last time!
Expect an update in 1-3 days. Thanks! :D

And seriously though, ENOUGH WITH THE JELLO.
 And this picture is here because WHY NOT? :D
And this picture is here because WHY NOT? :D
“What the hell happened to you?” Sam exclaimed.
“Someone was shooting at us” Jo explained agitated. Dean was leaning on her and he was starting to become heavy. Cas rushed to them and took over.
“Thank you” Jo said.
“Where is it that you’re injured?” Cas asked. “Then I’ll heal you”
Dean shot a long look at Jo and then looked at Cas. “No” he alisema slowly. “I’m not that hurt. The bullet just missed me, it’s just a scratch. Jo can take care of me”
Jo frowned, but nodded in agreement.
Dean shot a meaningful glance at Sam, knowing Cas wouldn’t understand. Sam grabbed...
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Damon was packing his bags when Stefan walked in.
“What are wewe doing?”
“Packing my bags, if wewe didn’t notice” Damon replied.
“Why? Where wewe going?” Stefan asked.
“I don’t know. I haven’t decided yet” Damon said.
“I don’t get it” Stefan said. Without turning around Damon started to explain. “I’ve always known wewe hate me, but I didn’t know it was that bad. If wewe really loathe me that much wewe could’ve alisema so and I might’ve left”
“No, I don’t want wewe to leave” Stefan said. “I just…”
“You just wanted someone to drive a stake through my heart....
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Elena was tied onto a pillar in the center of the parking lot. Damon could see her from where he was standing. He could also see how mtu-bweha and Wanyonya damu were lurking from the dark. With the chance of being his moyo ripped out he speeded to Elena who was still unconscious. He carefully tapped her face, to wake her. She slowly opened her eyes and when she realized it was Damon who had come to her rescue a little smile appeared on her face. “I knew you’d come” she alisema weak.
“Ssh” Damon said. “Don’t speak. I’ll get wewe safe”
“These ropes are really tight. It hurts” Elena...
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Derek Janders. The name sounded familiar, but try as he might Damon could not figure out where he had heard it before.
“Let me buy wewe a drink” Derek said. It zaidi sounded like an order than a friendly gesture. He conjured his wallet and paid two whiskeys, after compelling the bartender not to ask his ID.
“Who turned you?” Damon asked, not touching his drink.
“Does it matter?” Derek answered with a question. “Look, wewe wanted me to tell wewe what I wanted, so here it is. I want wewe to train me, educate me in the world of vampires”
Now Damon drank to wash away that information....
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Cas had finished cutting letters out of Frederik’s chest. He conjured a needle and thread and pushed it through the letters, combining them and making some sort of necklace. He walked to Frederik and hung the mkufu around his neck.
He noticed how Frederik was losing conscience. His head hung down, drool came out of his mouth and he was deathly pale.
“Hey, stay up! Don’t fall asleep. We’re not done yet” Cas snarled and he punched Frederik in the face. Frederik opened his eyes, forgot for a sekunde where he was, then remembered kwa seeing Cas.
“What are wewe still doing here? That...
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Since there was no way any of them was going to get any sleep, they packed their bags and loaded the Impala. Dean placed himself behind the wheel, Sam sat inayofuata to him and Meg on the backseat.
“First stop: Pontiac, Illinois” Dean said, as he started the engines and drove ahead. As they drove Dean turned on the radio to break the silence.
Meg stared out of the window. She felt utterly powerless. Had she still been a demon she would’ve just zapped herself to him. But then maybe she wouldn’t have felt this way and she wouldn’t even bother to go find him.
Maybe this was a sign. Maybe she was supposed to let go and go back to her old life.
No!, she reproached herself. You’re not going back to killing for fun. wewe didn’t get this far to throw it all away. You’re going to find Cas and get him back.
“Everything okay, there?” Dean asked.
“Yeah, I’m good” Meg replied with a mischievous smile.
Meg had returned to her spot on the floor opposite the ICU room Cas was in. She heard footsteps coming their way and she averted her head to right. A young girl with wavy, blonde hair, green eyes and thin lips walked towards them. She didn’t say a word, but turned to the guard.
“You should go and eat something” she alisema sharp and the guardian left.
Meg widened her eyes. “Hey, what are wewe up to?” she asked when the girl put the latch down and opened the door. She reached out her hand to Meg. “Get up. I want wewe to witness this miracle” Meg accepted her hand and let the girl pull...
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Heather walked inside the police station. She was going to talk to inspector Roberts. Maybe she could help her find that Kevin guy.
“Can I help you?” a woman asked. Heather turned around and frowned confused. She had spent a lot of days at the station, but this woman she had never seen before.
“I’m looking for inspector Roberts” Heather said.
“Inspector Roberts?” the woman repeated with raised eyebrows. “Who’s asking?”
“I’m her cousin” Heather confessed.
“I see” the woman nodded in understanding. “Why don’t wewe follow me?” She led Heather to her office.
“What...
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Meg looked around the police station. So that was why no one was answering her calls for help. They were all dead. There were bodies everywhere and their insides were torn out. The floor was covered in blood.
“Meg”
Meg looked up. Daphne had entered the building. She stared shocked at the bodies.
“You killed all those people” she alisema trembling. It wasn’t a question, but an observation. “You’re going to hurt zaidi people. I can’t let wewe do that”
“You can’t handle me. I’m too strong for your” Meg said. She walked towards Daphne and passed her. If she was going to try something Meg could easily take her down.
However, as she passed by, Daphne jumped mbele and stabbed Meg in her neck with a syringe, containing a red substance.
“Aaaahhh!” Meg gasped and she touched her neck. “What the hell are wewe doing?”
But Daphne had left the building and ran for her life.
It was evening in Colorado, but Alexia was still wide awake. Her grandparents were gone to kitanda and her mother was making coco for the two of them. Normally Alexia should be in kitanda kwa now and the way her mother had been uigizaji so nice, too nice, alarmed the four mwaka old.
Zoey turned around and put the two hot cups of coco on the table.
Zoey sipped from her coco. Then she looked up.
“You know that uncle Emmanuel was on the news this morning” she said.
“Yeah, but they called him Castiel” Alexia recalled the morning news.
“That’s because his real name is Castiel” Zoey explained. “Anyways,...
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A guard brought Cas to a hearing room and pushed him down on a chair.
“Next time wewe do that I’ll have to ripoti it to your superiors” a man alisema in the doorway. He was wearing a suit and carried a small suitcase in his left hand. “But today I’ll just blame it to your lack of experience”
The guard growled something.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that last one, but please don’t bother repeating yourself. We won’t need wewe in our conversation, so wewe can go” the man said. “Through that door”
The guard walked outside and slammed the door.
“He’s got a temper” the man said,...
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Jo and Anna where walking at the mall. Jo needed some distraction and Anna needed companion. Jo walked into a clothing duka and dragged Anna inside. Her eyes fell on a long, purple dress and she walked towards it.
“You should try it on” Anna encouraged her. Jo took the dress and walked to the fitting rooms. “Thanks for taking me with you”
“You’re welcome” Jo said, when she came out of the room. “What do wewe think?”
“I like it, but it’s not really your color” Anna alisema honest. “Plus it’s two inches short”
Jo got back in the room and while she took off the dress and...
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Before Cas would go to the woman he wanted to see Meg, to make sure she was okay and to tell her he had decided to stay true to his commitment to Daphne. He pushed the latch down and pushed the door open.
Everything seemed normal.
He walked upstairs to check her bedroom. Maybe she was still asleep. He knocked on the door; he had learned it was rude to barge in rooms wewe weren’t invited in.
No answer.
Cas pushed the latch down and entered the room. The kitanda was made. The wardrobe and drawers were open and empty.
The same unexplainable kind of pain he had felt the night before came over him...
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Daphne was in her bedroom putting on her dress, while Mrs. Allen was helping her.
“Can wewe try to keep still?” Mrs. Allen alisema reproaching. She was trying to zip the dress.
“I look fat in this dress” Daphne said. Mrs. Allen rolled her eyes.
“You look beautiful, dear” she said. “Every woman will be jealous and all men will want to marry you”
“Thank you, mom” Daphne smiled nervous. “But I’m only going to marry one”
“I hope so” Mrs. Allen laughed. She took some hairpins and used them to put Daphne’s hair up. “Let me see that” she ordered and Daphne turned around....
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Daphne parked her car at 309 Jerry mitaani, mtaa Suite 202. She and Zoey, who was carrying the box, stepped out of the car and walked towards a building with the name ‘Hope’s Promise’ on it. As they were walking an older woman came their way.
“Daphne, how lovely it is to see wewe again. The children have missed you” she alisema and she lay her hand on Daphne’s cheek.
“Not as much as I missed them” Daphne smiled.
“Zoey, how are you, my dear?” the woman asked, taking Zoey’s hands in hers.
“Oh, well wewe know, trying to save my soul from eternal doom” Zoey replied sarcastic.
“Keep...
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The inayofuata morning.
Meg lay with her head on Cas chest, when the car started vibrated. “Cas” she whispered. “Cas, wake up. There’s someone in the car”
Cas opened his eyes and saw a silhouette. He quietly gave Meg his shati and he put on his trousers. “Dean?” he asked, though he knew it wasn’t Dean.
“No” the driver replied.
“Kevin!” Meg panted. “What are wewe doing? Are wewe going to try and kill us again?”
“No” Kevin answered. “Listen, I’m sorry for trying to kill you, but I promise I had good reason. Crowley had to think I was on his side. Ever wondered why I didn’t...
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added by HaleyDewit
Source: homeofthenutty+picnik
posted by LuvTesh
2A.M SATURDAY MORNING AT ONE OF HER FIRNEDS' HOUSES

I woke up with the same clothes I had on last night. I felt disoriented for the first couple of dakika when I awoke, with my head feeling like it was going to explode at any minute. I looked around me to see everybody that attended the party either knocked out, asleep au dead on the bedroom floor. "Bedroom?" I thought, "What am I doing in the bedroom?" I turned my head to see someones' head facing the opposite direction so I couldn't see the face but I knew it was boy due to the body shape. I noticed that I was on the kitanda but thankfully my...
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“I think we should go” Damon said, looking at the clock. It was eleven p.m. “Okay, I’ll just go refresh myself and then we can leave” Elena said. She got up and walked to a red door inayofuata to the desk. To get there she had to pass the meza, jedwali were tattoo-guy and companions were still sitting. She felt her moyo beating faster and she got sweaty palms. But they didn’t look up and she reached the bathroom without a problem. When she closed the door behind her she dared to breathe again. There were two doors opposite of each other. One alisema men, the other women. She opened the women’s...
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“I will come back. I need to ask Castiel a few maswali too, but as long as he’s on intensive care…” Isabel didn’t finish her sentence. She stood, walked to the door and left.
“What is she talking about?” Meg asked urgent at Heather. “What is Cas doing on intensive care?”
Heather took a deep breath. This was going to be really hard, ‘cause even though Meg would never admit it, it was obvious she cared deeply for her…friend, as she called him.
“Meg, I need wewe to listen very carefully” Heather started softly. “Something happened to Cas. When wewe were brought to the...
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