Hullo my lovelies. It's been a while since I uploaded a new episode, and I just found one of the worst Sonic yaoi fanfics on Deviantart. PREPARE YOUR EYES!

I warned you, here it goes:

it was a siku like no other. everyone alisema hi to me and I did the same. I might of had a few conversation......what who am I?. well I'm king of the school, sonic the hedgehog. and I thought everyone here is a cliques. key word thought, it turns out there was this guy who didn't get notice because of his hood, he never talked, and his hands were in his pocket all the time. there were rumers that he trashed every school he's been tracefered to. I didn't care 80% of rumers aren't true. so I walked up to him thinking with my maarufu magic to see if I could get a word out of him.
"hey there!" the guy looks away and walks. "Hey!" he walks faster. then sonics running not at sonic speed though. the guy walks the same speed then brakes into a run. "Hey! Wait!" then sonic goes into sonic speed. sonic. chases the guy the guy runs through the crowed of kids throw trash cans down and pushing big items in the way to cut sonics path off. "STOP!" the guy is still being chase kwa sonic till he turned to a dead end. he turned to only to see sonic. "hey man, I'm not going to hurt wewe I just want to talk." the guy takes a step back everytime sonic takes a step forward. then he tripped and fell back and then his kofia fell back revealing his idenity. "hey......your hair." the guys eyes glowed turquoise. "wha-whats wrong with your eyes?" then the guy pointed and sonic turned to see what he was pointing at........nothing was there. "hey that was really not a useful tri--" he turns to see he's gone. " what the." he runs to the spot he was in and look everywhere. "oh my god the new student is an alien!" sonic yelled."oh no!" someone yelled. sonic went back to the hall where he was chasing the guy. it was a mess. students shouted things like " he's recking our school now!" , "that little--", " we might have to cancle some things just to clean this up", "oh no" sonic just stood there till the princable came." who the hell did this?!" asked the princable.
"it was that new kid sir. ask sonic." the princable went up to him. "is this true sonic"

Wow can someone please remind me that wewe need to capitalize the first letter of the first word in a sentence, also even though it's so easy to spell principle/principal, they spelled it princable!
Oh yeah, ever learned how to even spell cancel? I guess not, the one who spelled it cancle. Grammar errors, too. Need I say more? Yes, the boy who cried "TRANSEFERED!" was probably you, author. Hell, I don't wanna continue with this, but it's a fucking fanfiction review and people wanna see the rest of this horrid abomination people call a fanfiction.

I didn't even write it like this. Let us continue:

".................yes."
" that's it he will be excpelled!"
"wait..wait sir. it wasn't his fault."
"what?"
"I chased him so I could talk to him and he threw things to stop me but it didn't stop me so he kept doing it. so its my fault."
"...................well sonic your a good kid so I'll take your word for it." with that he walked off. "ok let's get this clean up guys!" sonic yelled
"ALRIGHT SONIC!" then the guy peeked out from the other side of the hall.
"sonic?" he alisema qietly. he turned and walked till he bumped into scourge. "hey! watch where going." he kept walking. "HEY! at least say sorry!" scourge grabbed kwa the collor. "what the hell is wrong with you!"
"hey scourge is fighting again!"
"what?" sonic said. then he runs to see the fight while everyone yells fight. when the guy started coughing sonic stepped in. "scourge....SCOURGE! stop it! your choking him!" scourge couldn't hear him over the loud ranting he also couldn't hear the guy coughing. then sonic spin dashed and they flew into the air. evryone walked away because it was over. scourge and the guy had a distace from eachother and sonic walked to scourge "what the heck scourge. wewe were killing him. wewe need to be zaidi gental." the guy finally sat up and coughed. sonic ran up to him and rubs his back.the guy gets scared and jumps up"what's wrong?" the kengele rings the guy looks up and walks away. "hey! how are wewe even walking when wewe just got--!"
"cough cough.......cough coug cough........cough cou--" the guy falls forward. inayofuata thing they're in the nurses office and he finally wakes up. he a heard a door open. " nurse its the end of the siku can I see him again?"
" fine sonic." he walks to his side and sits in a chair. "hey are wewe awake yet?...................its hard to tell with that hood....let's just--" the guy pulls the kofia down. "oh so wewe are awake." sonic teased
"is he awake?" a nurse asked

Alright, the flaws for this paragraph are the same for the juu one, but cut out a few of the spelling errors and the grammar errors. He misspelled collar.... Geez the human population is just so fucking lazy when it comes to uandishi a fanfiction. NOOOOO PEOPLE PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HE EVEN MISSPELLED EXPELLED!!

I don't want to come near this fanfic, but let us continue on:

"a..yeah."
"good." she picks something off the table. "your mom alisema its been a long time since wewe have used your in halor but it was just in case." she hands to him. "he has asthma?"
" well no, but he hyperventilates when he worries about his --"
" cough."
" oh right s-sorry." the guy takes his inhaler.
"what do wewe worry about?.....................at least tell me your name.............oh I guess I forgot to introduce myself, I'm sonic the hedgehog now your turn......................." the guy looks about him and gets up fixes the kitanda and walks. "hey!" sonic gets up and runs to the door and blocks it. "where do wewe think your going wewe need to rest!" the guy looks then falls alittle but sonic catches him. "see" sonic carries him to the bed. "at least be my friend."
"...........why?" the guy said.
" what?!"
" why do wewe want to be my friend........you don't know me."
"w-well no but that's why people becomes friends." sonic alisema still shocked he could talk.
"you still want to be my friend even after wewe saw my hair."
"its not that bad."
"no it is......people usally think I'm an alien when they see it. wewe probably did too."
"n-n-no."
" well then your the first, and that's not even the bad part"
sonic got serious. "are the rumers true.....did wewe trashed the schools?"
"yes." he alisema it so quickly sonic got shocked.
"why?"
"um well." sonic smiled. " here I can't take wewe seriously if I can't see your face." sonic says pulling down his kofia but when he had his face out there were tears. " now why is such a cute face crying?"
"b-because I didn't mean to...."
"what?"
"I didn't. mean. to. trash the schools. I just got scared."
"what happened."
"when I get scared....I can't control it.....I can't control my psychic powers." sonics eyes widened.
"it happed the same way everytime."
*flashback*
"look at that hair yuck."
"go back to your alien family with your magic powers wewe freak."
"go away."
"what are wewe gonna do?"

WHY IS HE CONTINUING THE SAME BIGGEST ERROR FROM BEFORE??! When did wewe ever learn to capitalize words when wewe need to? Probably when school never existed. Or, when the big bang occurred.

PEOPLE HELP ME AHHHH IT JUST CONTINUES ON, AND IT EVEN HAS zaidi PAGES!!

Not even gonna bother reviewing the other pages, screw it.


his eyes glow turquest. "GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!" then a explotion came out of him. "I tried to hold it in but I just couldn't..........I thought if no one bothered me and I don't bother them I'll be fine. but I really don't want that to happen again."
*present*
" so when your eyes turned colored--"
"yeah I was almost at my breaking point........so now that wewe know wewe can make fun of me now."
" make fun of you.....why would I.........I still want wewe to be my friend."
"what?"
"come on don't tell me after all that I'll just shun you...nope not me. I'm dhahabu hearted."
the guy smiled"....silver..."
"no my moyo is gold."
" my name is silver the hedgehog."
"oh.....well hello silver."
"hello sonic."
the inayofuata siku silver was walking through the halls without his hood.
"oh god the new guys an alien."
"I wished he'd put that kofia back on."
"or cut his qills." silver started to tear up then sonic came up to him. silver looked at him and smiles.
"hey silver."
"h-h-hello sonic."
"guess what todays a very special day."
"why?"
"......your going to meet my bests friends." silver puts up his kofia and walks away. sonic then drags him off.
"come on wewe don't have to be anywhere."
"sonic I fainted and slept through the whole day....I havnt even met my teachers don't worry I got the princible to asign wewe to every class I'm in."
"but they won't like me no one here does." sonic froze and looked at silver. "I like you.....so who cares if they don't....that won't change my opinion."
"okay sonic. but...but I'm scared."
"its okay to be scared just do what wewe want."
"...ok." they walk "so how do wewe know these guys."
"were all in student council."
"your in student council?"
"better I'm the presidant."
"oh really?"
"yeah." sonic opened the door and a stapler flew over his head. "knuckles we can't cancle klabu so we can clean up that hall." shadow said
"shadow if we don't the we'll have to cancel classes to clean it all up." knuckles protested.
"hey!" sonic yelled
"mr. presidant." everyone says
"what is going on here!"
"knuckles wants to cancel klabu for another siku of cleaning up the hallway but shadow says no because some important games are coming up and the teams need to practice." tails reported.
"if your so worried about it wewe clean it up." shadow said
"no wewe clean it up to save your prasouse teams." knuckles backtalked.
"if wewe ask me I say we should make that little runt pick it all up, I mean have wewe seen his hair. what a freak" alisema amy.
"yay he's probably an alien au something" rouge quoted
"those are the rumers going around. they're probably true too, right sonic." after shadow made his joke he turned to sonic for backup, but instead he saw he was in rage. "s-sonic?......what's wrong?" sonic looked angry but then heard someone running and turned around to see it was silver. the he turned back madder then before and had moto in his eyes. "so wewe guys think that's funny do ya?" his body bursted with flames "well I've got a joke for you..................that freaks name is silver! and I was bringing him here to feel welcomed and salama because he's been through a lot!...but instead hes feeling like damn piece of shit and ran away crying!........ now I have to go get him and wewe better have a damn good apoligie!!!" he turn away "now I hope I've made wewe laugh." then he runs off. silver is still running and crying then he bumps into someone and falls backwwords. he looks up and sees scourge once again. " hujambo your that little runt." he picks him up kwa the collor. "thanks to wewe I can't play in the final game, so now your gonna pay." he pulls a fist back to ngumi, punch him."s-stop! put me down!"
sonic came out of no where and yelled "put him down scourge!"
"why should I?"
"because I alisema put me down!"
"what are wewe gonna do?" that line repeated over and over in silvers head rembering the story he told sonic. his pupils shrunk small and his eyes turn turqost making the whole eye go away."I alisema PUT ME DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!" hearing silver scream sonic punched scourge in the face making scourge drop silver. sonic ran up to silver and tried to rub his back but silver swatted it away. then silver pulled his kofia down and his eyes were still turqost. "silver?" sonic asked. silver stood up and lifted in the air and ripped a door off a locker and lantched it at scourge using his psychic powers. a tornado formed around silver and student coucil came out. "what's going on sonic!" tails screamed.
"silver is past his breaking point!"
"what the hell is that soupost to mean?!" knuckles shouted. silver saw student council and through a psychic kisu at them but they all ducked down but it scrapped the floors. "Hey! stop that your destroing the school!" amy yelled. silver spin dashed through a wall. "stop your making it worse!" sonic said. silver comes out of a classroom with kid running and screaming. tails cuffed his hands around his mouth and yelled "look silver! we're sorry for making fun of you! so please stop!" silver just through a chair at them. "we're not getting through to him!"shadow said. the princeabl came out, "sonic! do wewe think wewe could get through to him!"
"me! but princable--!" sonic looks at silver and see tears running down his eyes. "I guess but wewe have to promise one thing!"

Fuck you, schoolme1. At least fanfiction uandishi was taken away from you. This isn't even the last paragraph. Dear lord what has happened to people and yaoi fanfictions. I'm uandishi a Sonic yaoi fanfiction, and three of my very good Marafiki on here alisema it was really good. Fuck my life.

"anything!"
"don't punish silver!"
"what! do wewe not see what he's doing!"
"look I'll explain later just promise!" a locker got thrown between them. "ok just do something!"
"yes sir!" sonic tries to walk to silver but the wind was to strong. "SILVER ITS ME! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! wewe NEED TO STOP THIS!" silver through a trashcan at him. "SILVER STOP! THIS ISNT RIGHT AND wewe KNOW IT!"
"they'll pay! they'll all pay!!"
"you don't want that silver!"
"yes I-I do!"
"THEN WHY ARE wewe CRYING!.........WHY IS SUCH A CUTE FACE CRYING! ......................................SOMEONE AS CUTE AS wewe SHOULDNT CRY!" silver eyes came back small but was sill turqost. "YOUR SILVER THE HEDGEHOG! YOUR SHY, NICE, AND SENSETIVE! ........SO STOP THIS BEFOR! ........BEFORE.........." sonic looked at him with cruel eyes, "before your not my friend anymore." silver was shocked then remebered something.
*flashback*
"silver wewe can't make Marafiki if wewe keep doing this."
"face it mom if I told anyone au if they found out about my powers they wouldn't want to be my friend."
"maybe someone at this school will. like ummmmmmmm....oooh sonic!"
"sonic?"
"yeah he's a clique."
"clique?"
"it means he want everyone to be his friend. as it turns out everyone at that school is his friend."
"no, as soon as I tell him about me he'll run of like everyone else........like brother."
"I bet sonic will become Marafiki with you!"
" and if he does I swear........I'll be the best friend I can be!"
*present*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the tornado disappeared and a psychic ball formed around him, it got bigger and bigger and bigger till sonic started floating in the air. he looked at silver and how he was screaming in pain he knew what he has to so he sort of floated to silver. silver is screaming "aahhhhhhhhhh" and sonic pulled him close and hugged and kissed him on the forhead. silver stopped screaming and looked at sonic. "s-sonic?" sonic smiled
"its ok now. I'm your friend and no one can change my opinion."
"sonic." silver teared up."waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." the ball shrank until it disappered then they slowly came down. "its ok silver you've stop." sonic alisema calmly.
"IM SORRY!" silver yelled "DONT MAKE ME LEAVE SONIC! YOUR MY ONLY FRIEND!"
"shhhhhhhh. shhhhhh. its ok. its ok." silver barried his face in sonics chest and cried. inayofuata thing they knew silver was once again sleeping in the nurses office but this time he was surrounded kwa the whole student council and the princabl. "sonic what's going on?" alisema shadow.
"well its kind of hard to explain but maybe I should tell wewe outside." while they were out a women came out. "sliver!" she saw him"SILVER!" she ran up to him "silver are wewe ok." they came back in. "hey!" sonic yelled. he ran to silver push the women softly and sheilded silver. "back off lady. just who the hell do think wewe are!"
"what?"
"clean the dirt out of your ears lady.....DONT TOUCH HIM!" then sonic felt a hand tugging on his arm. he turn and silver alisema come here with his finger. silver whispered in his ear. "oh...my mastake....its just wewe don't look like his mother."
"well of course not he's adoppted."
" what? he alisema nothing about being adoppted."
"he-he talked to you?"
"yay what of it?"
"might I ask who wewe are?"
"I'm sonic, sonic the hedgehog."
"and what's your relationship with my son."
"they're dating of course." tails said. both sonic and silver got shocked.
" we are not dating we're just friend!"

Actually,Sonic, wewe are dating Silver because so many people make wewe one the gayest hedgehogs alive. I think I'm not going to continue my new fanfic because of this horror. Let us roll on until the end of this motherfucking bullshit.

"then why did wewe kiss him on the forhead?" rouge asked.
"thats what my mom does to me when I'm crying." sonic anounced. silver once again tugged on sonics arm and alisema come here with his finger. and whispered into sonics ear. "he want all of wewe to leave." sonic alisema to the student council and princable. "wait silver." amy alisema "we all wanted to apalogize for making fun of wewe earlier.... and we were hoping.... maybe we could be friends." sonic put his ear to silvers mouth. "he says he would like that very much. they left so it was just silvers mom, silver, and sonic. "what's the matter silver?" asked sonic.
"so wewe and silver are friends?" alisema the mom.
"ummm yeah."
"told wewe silver. now will wewe do your part?" silver looked at sonic and teared up. he pulled sonic in and hugged him yelling "soniiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!"
"what's wrong?"
"I don't wanna leave."
"you dont have to...I pulled some strings and wewe can stay."
"really?"
"of course ......now dont let that cute face cry."
"sonic can I ask wewe something in private?" asked the mom.
"actually he won't let go of my arm."
"ok I can tell wewe both. ummm I thought we would have to songesha so I got a job in new york."
"so."
"so I signed a contract saying I can't quit for a year, so I was woundering if could stay with you?"
"ummmm I guess but my parent have to be ok with it."
"I'll call them just dial the number." sonic dials the number and gives it to the mother and she walks off. "sonic if I am able to stay with you.... will your parents like me?"
"are wewe kidding they'll upendo ya."
"how do wewe know.......?"
"because they're my parents and if I like wewe they will too."
silvers mom came back and alisema "they alisema any friend of sonics is a friend of ours." they both smiled. "well it looks like were gonna be closer than ever silver." sonic said
"I can't wait sonic"

PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY LORD THIS FUCKING PIECE OF CRAP IS FINALLY OVER AAAH HALLELUJAH AMEN.


I hate you,schoolme1. wewe should have never touched fanfiction writing. This horseshit fanfiction is motivating me to quit uandishi the 4th page of my Shadilver fanfiction.

Until inayofuata time, beauties. My rage level has reached Maximum Fucking Rage.