In Which the Supernatural TV Writers Spoof Slash

The inayofuata morning.
Cas slowly opened his eyes and tried to remember where he was. A door slammed and he startled. He sat up and rubbed his eyes. Two hands grabbed his shoulders and he looked up.
“Meg?” he mumbled. “Where’s Daphne?”
“She left” Meg alisema nervous. “I don’t know when she’ll be back, so we have to hurry”
“I’m not sure what wewe mean” Cas alisema tired.
At that moment Meg really wanted to tell him the truth. About who he was, what he was, but she couldn’t. He would freak out and that was the last thing they wanted. Well, the sekunde last thing right after Crowley...

Mitch stared shocked at Cas’ body. “What the hell did wewe just do?” he said, averting his head to Daphne.
“Don’t worry, he’ll be fine” Daphne alisema neutral. She ducked and grabbed Cas’ shoulders. “Help me carry him to the couch” she commanded.
Mitch ducked and grabbed Cas’ legs. Together they carried him to the kitanda and laid him down.
“He’ll wake up tomorrow” Daphne said. She looked at Mitch who was still really upset. “Really, it’s no big deal. He’ll be fine”
“What did wewe give him?” Mitch wanted to know.
“Just some valium” Daphne said. “To calm...

Zoey parked her car on the Butterfield Park parking and got out of her car. She walked around her car and opened Alexia’s door.
“Why don’t wewe go play on the field while I talk to aunty Daphne?” Zoey suggested.
“No, I want to come” Alexia pouted. “I want to ask her myself”
“Okay” Zoey said, raising her hands. “As wewe wish”
She took Alexia’s hand and walked to the restroom. She knocked. “Daphne, wewe here?”
“Go away” Daphne said.
Zoey opened the door and walked in.
“I know wewe got an invitation, but I would think you’d understand I don’t want wewe here today”...

When Cas entered the living room, Daphne was sitting on the couch, her parents sitting at both sides. She was just blowing her nose when Cas came their way.
“Daphne, I feel regret for the misery I have caused. I don’t want wewe to fight with your sister. wewe need her and she needs you. Perhaps wewe should get in contact with her and try make things right” he said.
Daphne wiped her eyes, but it was no use; the tears just kept rolling.
“I can clearly see the hivi karibuni events have influenced your mood” Cas alisema sad. “Maybe we should leave these people and go to a zaidi entertaining companion”...

Daphne rushed into the living room and looked for her sister. Once she found her she headed to her and before Zoey could even blink Daphne had lifted her hand and slapped her. Someone gasped, but it wasn’t Zoey.
“Daphne, what is going on?” Mrs. Allen demanded to know. Daphne rotated her head to her mother. “Why don’t wewe ask this slut?” she said. Another gasp. “Daphne, this is no way to talk in front of guests” Mrs. Allen reproached.
“What’s the matter, mom?” Daphne asked scornful. “Afraid I will spike your little balloon and everyone will see who sweet Zoey really is?...

Daphne searched the room for an escape, realized there was none and then laughed nervously at Cas. “Sweetie, why don’t we…why don’t we go upstairs and talk about this?” she suggested.
“Why can’t wewe tell me right here? Is the truth so upsetting wewe think I might do something to embarrass wewe and myself?” Cas asked.
“If wewe mean causing a scene, you’ve already done a great job of that” Daphne alisema and she took his arm. “Come on, let’s go”
She dragged Cas upstairs to her room and locked the door. She turned around. “This better be good, Emmanuel. Now tell me, what...

Jack walked the steps to his front door and opened it. As he hung his kanzu, koti on the kanzu, koti rack he shouted: “Darling, I’m home!”
His wife didn’t respond, but there were noises in the kitchen, so he assumed she was cooking chajio, chakula cha jioni for him. That was one of the things that made her so amazing. No matter what time he came nyumbani from work, she would always prepare him a fresh meal. And in return he would flirt with every woman he came across. She really deserved better.
“You know that guy I had to interrogate, the one in the hospital?” he said. “There’s something really off about him. I’m...