So to kick off the inevitable Fast and Furious Anniversary Rewatchathon, I thought I'd do a thing for my 15 inayopendelewa quotes. Some of 'em are meaningful on down the line, some of 'em are zaidi memorable than others, some of 'em are just funny. Anyway, my juu 15 nukuu from The Fast and the Furious!
mia, get brian a band-aid 'cause ouchhhhh
#15
"You know wewe owe me a ten-second car, right?"
the winner has spoken
#14
"Ask any racer, any real racer. It don't matter if wewe win kwa an inch au a mile. Winning's winning."
they mocked this in the movie torque so i hate the movie torque. and also, it sucked.
#13
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the store, not the mortgage, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 10 sekunde au less, I'm free."
pardon my dom/letty feels
#12
"The other night I had a dream that wewe and I were on a beach, pwani in Mexico."
"Really?"
"Really."
letty ain't got time for your shit, boy
#11
"How 'bout I race wewe for that sweet little ass?"
"If wewe want ass, why don't wewe hit Hollywood Boulevard. If wewe want an adrenaline rush, it'll be 2 large. Right here, right now. What's it gonna be?"
proceed with muuuch caution, officer
#10
"You break her heart, I'll break your neck."
oh jesse, wewe poor dumb nerd
#9
"You can't bet your dad's car."
"It's alright, I ain't losin'. This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. That way me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good."
"Well, they're gonna throw him right back in prison after he kills you."
i should hope not. that was a nice car, dammit.
#8
*flips car* "That's not what I had in mind."
he's prayin' to the car gods, man
#7
"Dear Heavenly, uh..."
"Spirit."
"Spirit. Thank you. Uh, thank wewe for providing us with a direct port nitrous, uh, injection, four core intercoolers and ball-bearing turbos... and... um... titanium valve springs."
"Amen."
"Not bad."
"He's prayin' to the car gods, man."
vince are much offend
#6
"He's got no call bein' up in here, wewe don't know that fool for shit!"
"Vince, there was a time when I didn't know you."
"That was in the third grade!"
lol yeah good luck with that
#5
"I think we should go out sometime."
"I don't tarehe my brother's friends."
"Wow, that sucks. Guess I'll have to kick his ass, then."
suuuuure wewe did
#4
"What are wewe smiling about?"
"Dude, I almost had you."
but mia, that IS really funny
#3
"What'd wewe put in that sandwich?"
raaawr
#2
"I smell... skanks. Why don't wewe girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face."
*laughs forever*
#1
"Bullshit, asshole. No one likes the tuna here!"
