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(We enter into Monica and Chandler's bedroom in their new house...both are in kitanda talking.)

Monica: I still cant believe we have this house! I upendo wewe soo much, I wish we could just lie here all day.
Chandler: Yeah me too..I wish I didn't have to go to work today.
(Babies start to cry)
Chandler: Ugh!
Monica: (Getting up) I got them, wewe just get ready for work. (Kisses Chandler, and then walks out. Monica grabs them both Erica frist then Jack, walks down stairs to put them in their high chairs. She heats up their bottles. Chandler walks downstairs.)
Monica: OWW!! DAMN IT!!
Chandler: What, Whats...
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posted by ktgirl266
Hope wewe like it :)
Please comment!!!

Cheech- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Aunt Phoebe - aliyopewa kwa Ross

Vidal Buffay- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Wuss- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Blonde Girl- aliyopewa kwa the Tatto Artist
Pheebs- aliyopewa kwa Everyone
Scratchy Twin- aliyopewa kwa Monica

Ice Woman- aliyopewa kwa Herself
Cool Aunt Phoebe- aliyopewa kwa Rachel

Vunda- aliyopewa kwa Herself
Goodie-Goodie- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Blondie- aliyopewa kwa a Stranger
Mrs. Nice Bucket- aliyopewa kwa Herself
Baby-Doll- aliyopewa kwa Gary
Pumpkin- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Regina Filange- aliyopewa kwa Herself

Flaky- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Phyllis- aliyopewa kwa Monica
Mrs. Crap Bag- aliyopewa kwa Mike
Princess Consuela Bananahammock- aliyopewa kwa Herself
posted by ktgirl266

Monica's Geeky Older Brother- aliyopewa kwa Himself
Mr. The-Glass-Is-Half-Empty- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Camper- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Little Naked Guy- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Bobo, the Sperm Guy- aliyopewa kwa Susan
Buddy- aliyopewa kwa Monica
Slugger- aliyopewa kwa Mrs. Bing
Mother Kisser- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Anti-Paolo- aliyopewa kwa Joey
Rossie- aliyopewa kwa Himself
Mom- aliyopewa kwa Susan
Monkey Boy- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Loser- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Rossy- aliyopewa kwa Rachel

Mr. Back From the Orient- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Sweetums- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Scary Scientist Man- aliyopewa kwa Phoebe
Amish Boy- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Gel Boy- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Bitterest Man In the Living...
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posted by ktgirl266
Rachel's Nicnkames during all 10 seasons of Marafiki :)
Hope wewe like it!!!

Laundry Spaz- aliyopewa kwa Herself
Laundry Virgin- aliyopewa kwa Herself
Greeter Girl- aliyopewa kwa Steve
Big Baby- aliyopewa kwa Monica
Princess- aliyopewa kwa Monica
Big Green Poker Machine- aliyopewa kwa Ross
Aunt Rachel- aliyopewa kwa Ross

Noisy Girl #2- aliyopewa kwa Heckles
Mommy- aliyopewa kwa Monica
Not So Blonde Girl- aliyopewa kwa Tatto Artist
Leaf Blower- aliyopewa kwa Phoebe
Tiger- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Princess Bubble Yum- aliyopewa kwa Chandler

Mrs. My-Keg-Sucking-Boyfriend-Is-
Stealing-From-Me- aliyopewa kwa Monica
Pumpkin- aliyopewa kwa Monica
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posted by ktgirl266
All of Monica's nicknames during all 10 seasons!!
Hope wewe like it :)

Wuss- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Monana- aliyopewa kwa Herself

Noisy Girl #1- aliyopewa kwa Heckles
Little Harmonica- aliyopewa kwa Jack Geller
Smitten Kitten- aliyopewa kwa Phoebe
Twinkie- aliyopewa kwa Her Parents
Oat- aliyopewa kwa Herself
Cheater, Cheater, Compulsive Eater- aliyopewa kwa Ross
Tiny Little Woman- aliyopewa kwa Herself

Big Fat Goalie- aliyopewa kwa Her Old Hockey Team

Lucky Dog- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Mugsy- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Mom- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Martina- aliyopewa kwa Chandler

Roomie- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Sweetums- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Tattle-Tail- aliyopewa kwa Ross
Wily Minx- aliyopewa kwa Phoebe
Big Faker- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Marcia- aliyopewa kwa Phoebe
Man Trap- aliyopewa kwa Chandler

Ms. Hot Shot Chef- aliyopewa kwa Janice
Candy Lady- aliyopewa kwa Her Neighbors
O'Mally- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
posted by ktgirl266
Joey's nicknames throughout all 10 season:)

Big Guy- aliyopewa kwa Ross
Butt Guy- aliyopewa kwa His Director
Mario- aliyopewa kwa Monica
Kicky- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Cookie- aliyopewa kwa Mrs. Tribbiani
Flame Boy- aliyopewa kwa Phoebe
Holden McGroin- aliyopewa kwa Himself

Paisan- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Best Bud- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Joseph the Processing Guy- aliyopewa kwa Himself
Dillhole- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Kevin- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Mr. I'll Let wewe Have Her- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Lenny- aliyopewa kwa Chandler

Chick- aliyopewa kwa Treager
Mr. Gonzalez- aliyopewa kwa Himself

Doctor- aliyopewa kwa his Stage Director
Ms. Minnelli- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Big Guy- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Sick Sick Sick Sicko- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Mrs. Tribbiani- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Anti-man- aliyopewa kwa Ross

Greedy Sleeper- aliyopewa kwa Phoebe
Josephine- aliyopewa kwa Chandler
Buddy Boy- aliyopewa kwa Chandler

Matey- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Pinhead- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Big Daddy- aliyopewa kwa Himself
V.D. Boy- aliyopewa kwa Ross
posted by ktgirl266
Chandler's nicknames throught all 10 seasons :)
Hope wewe enjoy!!!!!!!

Smirky- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Kiddo- aliyopewa kwa Mrs. Bing
Mr. Suity Man- aliyopewa kwa Phoebe
Mr. Boss Man- aliyopewa kwa Phoebe
Boss Man Bing- aliyopewa kwa Phoebe
Mr. Caring Boss - aliyopewa kwa Phoebe

Crazy Snake Man- aliyopewa kwa himself
Bob- aliyopewa kwa himself
Fat Boy- aliyopewa kwa Monica
Squirmy- aliyopewa kwa Susie
Tooshie- aliyopewa kwa Ross
Best Bud- aliyopewa kwa Joey
A Wank- aliyopewa kwa himself
Chandy- aliyopewa kwa himself

Bing-A-Ling- aliyopewa kwa Janice
Puppy- aliyopewa kwa Janice
Jack- aliyopewa kwa Eddie
Dork- aliyopewa kwa Margha

Duck- aliyopewa kwa Treager
Clint- aliyopewa kwa Rachel
Gene- aliyopewa kwa Joey
Barney- Given...
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posted by nandacavalieri
We have many screencaps here, so here it’s a orodha to guide us and to not pakia repeated caps. kwa the way, if someone adds please add great keygens (like the season, episode, seasonXepisode, season.episode), it’s easier to find. I listed all episodes, the ones with a link (they’re blue) are the episodes already uploaded here (duuh – obvious). The episodes with ** are the ones incomplete (or with almost no caps). And I’m not counting Mtoll’s caps, ‘cause they are like icons.
If any episode is missing let me know, because there are 579 pages and I didn’t go thru all of them.
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The One Where Ross Proposes

(Its the afternoon. We come into the Central Perk and Ross is sitting on the kitanda kusoma the newspaper. Rachel walks in, gets her coffee and sits down inayofuata to Ross.)

Rachel: Honey?
Ross: (looks at her)Hm?
(kisses him romantically audience oohs.)
Rachel: (both smile) I still got it.

(Ross goes back to kusoma newspaper while Rachel drinks her coffee and Monica walks in.)

Monica: Hey. (sits down on chair across from Rachel)
Rachel: Where's Chandler and the kids?
Monica: Oh, they're bonding. Chandler decided he wanted alone time with them to practice taking...
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 Since the beginning...
Since the beginning...
wewe got a dinosaur freak and a fashion freak. Added up in this situation oddly makes: L.O.V.E. Strange as it sounds this combination makes a couple that was and still is known as one of the greatest shows on television.
Marafiki most favored couple is still Ross and Rachel. They are known for their complex relationship throughout the ten years of FRIENDS. Their ups and downs between each seasons is what drove audiences all over the world crazy. But how is it, that a dinosaur freak and a fashion freak, came together and managed to be a couple? Lets just take a look back on their history...
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posted by ktgirl266
Here are nicknames that have been aliyopewa to zaidi than one person :)
Thanks, Enjoy, maoni :)

Chandler & Joey = Braclet Buddies
Chandler & Joey = Lazy Boys

Chandler & Joey = Fancy Lads
Chandler & Joey = Roomies
Chandler & Joey = J Man and Channy's

Chandler & Ross = Weenies

Joey, Rachel & Phoebe = Children

Chandler & Monica = upendo Birds
Chandler & Monica = Blahh
Chandler & Monica = The Bings

Ross & Joey = Ball Boys
Ross & Joey = The New Joey and Chandler

Ross & Rachel = Dr. and Mrs. Geller
Ross & Rachel = The Geller's
Ross & Rachel = Lobsters

Phoebe & Rachel = Losers

Ross, Joey & Chandler = The Three Hockeyteers
Ross, Joey & Chandler = Hairy Backed Marries

Joey, Rachel, Phoebe & Ross = Little Elves

Monica, Rachel & Joey = Kids
posted by Lady_Togo
DAVID ARQUETTE... MALCOLM (Ursula's harassing)
JACK ARMSTRONG... BOB (Monica's blind date)
HANK AZARIA... DAVID (who doesn't know him? lol)
ANITA BARONE... CAROL WILLICK (just in one episode)
JOEL BEESON... TODD (he worked with joey)
CORINNE BOHRER... MELANIE (joey's girlfriend)
MICHAEL ray BOWER... ROY GUBLICK (Monica's date)
PAGET BREWSTER... KATHY (Chandler & Joey ex girlfriend)
JACKIE BRIGHT... JANITOR (Lets Phoebe, Ross...
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posted by ToEkNeE
(It's Saturday. Around eleven. Monica walks into her apartment. She closes the door very slowly and quietly. She expects Chandler to be sleeping cause it's his siku off. She takes off her kanzu, koti and walks into their bedroom. He is indeed asleep. Yet snoring very loudly. She walks over to his side and kisses him on the forehead saying: )

Monica: Morning sweetie.

(Chandler then comes to, smiles half awake, mumbles speaking gibberish, and goes back to sleep snoring. Monica just rolls eyes. She then goes to the window and opens up the drapes and the sun shines on Chandler's face waking him up.)

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Season Finale:
TOW Ross and Rachel get married.

Part 2 of 2

Chandler's voice: Previously on FRIENDS:

Joey: Well today's your big siku Rach. What time is the wedding gonna start?
(Phoebe Rachel Monica and Chandler look at Joey.)
Joey: I'm just kidding!
(They all look away.)
Joey: (whispers to Chandler) Seriously, what time will it be?
Rachel: Um, actually can wewe guys take care of Emma for a while? Just watch her and take her to the bathroom if she needs to go. Stuff like that.
Chandler and Joey: Yeah. Sure.
Rachel: Yes, that'd be great. She's taking a nap right now with the twins and all her stuff is...
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Season Finale:
TOW Ross and Rachel get married

Part 1 of 2.

(Rachel wakes up to a white lily and a note. It said:)
Ross: [Good morning. I can't wait to marry you.]
Rachel: Aw. He's so sweet. Ah, thank God this rock is big.

(opening credits)

(We enter Monica and Chandler's apartment. Exactly two hours before the wedding. Monica, Phoebe are dressed and help out Rachel get ready. Monica yells at someone on the phone while Phoebe helps Rachel get ready. Phoebe fixes Rachel's hair in the jikoni on the meza, jedwali and Joey and Chandler walk in dressed in nice tuxes.)
Monica: No! I alisema at SIX THIRTY NOT SEVEN...
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I didn't write this fanfic, I found it on

Wrote kwa matthewperry4ever.

It takes place when Pheobe is giving birth to her triplets. It's right when Joey starts to film and says "and so the miracle of life begins" Instead of him gettting kidney stones something else happens. No one knows about Monica and Chandler yet...

And if I use some of the lines from the onyesha au from movies, just try to ignore that. They just so happen to fit perfectly with the current situations, is all. I could think of new ones but those happened to work.

Legal crap: i don't own anything.

Part One:

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Monica Geller isn't the one who is in the hearts of many, here are some reasons for it:

1-she's a control freak

2-she wanted to waste Chandler's life savings on her wedding dream

3-it's either her way au no way

4-she dated Rachel's ex (which Rachel wasn't fine with it)

5-she was ready to sell Chandler down the river because she didn't want to "lose" to Rachel and Phoebe

6-when Chandler wanted to let the dog go, she sneaked it back in, when Chandler wanted to keep the bata and the chicken she alisema she had "allergies"
1- she told tag that phoebe is gay

2- she told everyone that tag was gay

3-when chandler alisema "either the dog go au i go" she chose the dog to stay (i know everyone alisema that but still)

4- she wanted to stay in Monica's "hotel" room, even though she was the one who burned the house (it's not enough that she took Rachel in)

5-she never is happy when Ross is happy

6-Ross was happy with her sister but she told him to
leave her and he did, but when he told her to leave Elizabeth's dad but she didn't

7-she only hired tag because he looks great

8-she always takes Monica's stuff and never bring it back

9-she exchanges the gifts they bought her

10-she alisema "yes" when joey "proposed"
posted by justchilin595
This all takes place in 1999

MC=Michael Curtis
ATH=Across the Hall

***Behind The Scenes***

ATH: What is the best practical joke ever played during a filming au rehearsal?

MC: Well, my particular inayopendelewa was when Marta, David, and Kevin were going to miss the beginning of a onyesha (because they'd been away on a business trip), and we were left "in charge" for the first couple hours. We planned to have a couple Warner Bros. moto trucks parked outside the stage, with their lights flashing... sort of like, "the kids have burned down the house while we were gone." But because the trucks were blocking...
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Comment, Enjoy, upendo RnR <3

Because they're lobsters.
Because he's been in upendo with her since the 9th grade.
Because he was going to drink the fat
Because with them, it's never off the table.
Because she got off the plane.
Because he means zaidi to her.
Because he let her win the poker game.
Because he alisema "Rachel".
Because they got married in Vegas.
Because he wanted to take her to the prom
Because they made upendo 300 times
Because he can't imagine his life without her
Because she thought they would be on again
Because they were worth the wait
Because they are cuddly sleepers
Because he's the best she...
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