20 Funniest Things to Do
1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them wewe can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door inayofuata to wewe saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a dawati on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks wewe if wewe know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a pizza 5 dakika before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A mwaka AGO!
13) Dress up as a bata and throw mkate at people and say,"HOW DO wewe LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
14) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
15) Go to an electronic store with a banana, ndizi and say that wewe want to upgrade to an apple.
16) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet wewe are wondering why I have gathered wewe here today.
17) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
18) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes kwa yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
19) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20) Walk up to a bila mpangilio person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.
1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them wewe can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door inayofuata to wewe saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a dawati on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks wewe if wewe know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a pizza 5 dakika before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A mwaka AGO!
13) Dress up as a bata and throw mkate at people and say,"HOW DO wewe LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
14) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
15) Go to an electronic store with a banana, ndizi and say that wewe want to upgrade to an apple.
16) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet wewe are wondering why I have gathered wewe here today.
17) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
18) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes kwa yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
19) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20) Walk up to a bila mpangilio person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.
