orodha of nicknames used on Glee (Source: Glee Wiki, some from memory). A few have been left out so if wewe can think of any just post in comments)
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RACHEL
Rach, A-Rach, Babe, (Finn)
Miss Bossy Pants, Eva Peron (Mercedes)
RuPaul, Man Hands, Treasure Trail, Stubbles, That Thing, Sweetie (Quinn)
Yentl (Dakota, Santana)
Boy Hips (Lauren)
Benedict Arnold (Kurt)
Dwarf, Midget, Hobbit (Santana)
Barbra Streisand (Suzy Pepper)
Lady, Michele (Sue)
Baby, My Hot Little Jewish American Princess (Puck)
The Jew (YouTube user)

FINN
Finnocence (Santana)
Frankenteen (Santana, Dakota Stanley, Sue)
Sugar ray (Sue)
T-Rex...

Pilot

Rachel: "Look guys, these steps are not hard! I’ve been doing them since preschool!"
Kurt: "I’m sorry, did I miss the election for queen. Cause I didn’t vote for you."

Finn: "Look, I owe wewe guys an apology. I never should have quit. I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people!"
Rachel: "That was you?"
Kurt: "You and your Marafiki threw pee balloons at me."
Finn: "I know."
Kurt: "You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof."

Showmance

(To bullies) "One siku wewe will all work for me."

(To Mercedes) "You look like a technicolor zebra."

Mercedes:...

Pairing(s), Characters: Rachel/Puck, Glee club
Summary: Rachel finds herself slowly feeling for Puck again while in a relationship with Finn. Yeah, I know, fabulous summary... xD
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee au any of the characters. I do have my own little Puck-bot hidden in my closet though...

RACHEL

Rachel awkwardly climbed into the backseat of Mike's minivan, taking her kiti, kiti cha on the other side of Quinn. The whole of the ride was uncomfortable, and for the most part, silent. Quinn, like Rachel had the ride to, attempted to stir up conversation between the three but failed most miserably, and...

This is a orodha of my inayopendelewa Glee Quotes, Episodes 1-11. I might have forgotten some. Feel free to tell me your vipendwa too :)

"I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this siku we don't know which one is my real dad, which I think is pretty amazing."
Rachel Berry - Pilot

"This is where our daughter au gay son will sleep."
Terri Schuester - Showmance

"There is nothing ironic about onyesha choir!"
Rachel Berry - Pilot

"Have wewe ever...

Glee casts tattoos

With a total of nine tattoos, Lea Michele has the most ink of any member of the cast of Glee. Her tats include two butterflies (one on her right foot and one on her lower back), the words "I Believe" inside her right wrist, muziki notes from the song "Bohemian Rhapsody" (left shoulder blade), a dhahabu nyota on her left wrist in honour of Rachel Berry, the word "Imagine" on her left foot, and a kuvuka, msalaba on the side of her left rib cage.
Lea also has a tattoo on her thigh in memory of her deceased grandfather (unseen).

You may not have known it, but Matthew Morrison has a tattoo of a...

All of these are in my own opinion. The makala is not about the actual quality of the songs, but zaidi of their use in the show. A short note is included after the title to note the main issue(s). "Done intentionally" means that the faults were acknowledged in the show.
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1.    Cell Block Tango - Poor song choice and offensive; done intentionally. The girls just found out that someone is in an abusive relationship. This was probably one of the worst songs they could have chosen to sing. As alisema in the show, it was kwa a bunch of violent, crazy women who killed their significant...

Glee FanFiction Statistics
Data taken: January 14, 2012 from fanfiction.net

Notes:
Crossovers are a separate section and are not included in the Total.
There are two genre choices and two character choices, so in relation to the Total, there are overlapping counts for both sections.
All Genre categories were included. General means uncategorized in one au both genre choices.
All characters counted kwa sorting Category: Character. Sometimes stories do not have characters listed for sorting, so they are not counted. Others have zaidi than two main characters, but only two can be included. Most fanfictions...

Okay so I'm sorry if this has been done before but I have made a orodha of every song that is sang in every episode of Glee right up to "Sectionals"! Its basically a guide to Glee!



"Pilot:" Epiosde 1
Song: Where is love?
Sang by:- Hank Saunders & Sandy Ryerson

Song:Respect
Sang by:Mercedes Jones

Song:Mr Cellophane
Sang by: Kurt Hummel

Song: I Kissed a Girl
Sang by:Tina Cohen-Chang

Song: On My Own
Sang by: Rachel Berry

Song:Sit Down, You're Rockin' the mashua
Sang by: New Directions

Song: Can't Fight This Feeling
Sang by: Finn Hudson

Song: Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin
Sang by: Young Finn...

Hello lovely Gleeks !
First of all, thank wewe for taking the time to read this, especially as many of wewe may not upendo Finn and Rachel as much as I do. This is basically my way of inaonyesha wewe guys how much I adore them and hopeing that, after wewe read it, you'll consider voting me biggest finchel fan.

So why do I upendo this couple so freaking much that I've bothered wewe all with numerous makala about them? Well, to answer this I thought I'd take wewe through each of the seasons and highlight some of the defining moments and add in some of my favourite quotes

Season One,part one
Well, I've loved...

(The graduating seniors are all coming to school 2 weeks before they graduate. For some odd reason, they happen to float down the halls, each giving a voiceover.)
Kurt (voiceover): Ah, senior year. It's coming to an end. It feels like just yesterday that I was thrown into a dumpster au being slushied kwa a football jock--who shall remain anonymous. I feel like people are looking up to me rather than making me feel worthless. Now I can behave like the best me I can.
Santana (voiceover): I really don't understand all of this at all. I'm literally the hottest piece of action at this school, and I...

(Kurt Hummel, Brittany Pierce, Santana Lopez, and three members of the God Squad were all in the waiting room of the Saint Mercy Hospital with Mr. Karofsky, Dave Karofsky's dad. He was pacing back and forth, worried about his son. A tear fell down his face.)
Mr. Karofsky: God, no. Not my poor son!
Quinn: Sir, what happened to him?
(Kurt, Santana, and Joe looked worried. Brittany was asleep on Santana's shoulder after waiting in the waiting room for 2 hours.)
Mr. Karofsky: Those evil kids...they bullied him.
Kurt: For what? I thought they liked Dave.
Mr. Karofsky (wiping tears away): At school, they...

(Sam, Mercedes, and Quinn are in a classroom having a conversation together. A student, Joe, is standing outside making sure he came to the right place.)
Joe's Thoughts: From what I've seen so far, this school seems okay. The most awkward moment is when people are looking at me, wondering why the homeless dude with the guitar, gitaa came here. Well, I'm not homeless. I can care less about what they say. If there's one thing God taught me, it's that wewe don't need fancy things to be happy. It's just love. In fact, he's the reason why I'm going to jiunge the God Squad team. Okay...here we go.

(The door...

H
Hairography- Eleventh episode in the first season of "Glee"
Hair- Originally from the musical "Hair", sung kwa New Directions in the episode 'Hairography' (solos: Artie, Mercedes, and Tina; mash-up with the song "Crazy In Love")
Halo- Originally kwa Beyonce, sung kwa the New Directions girls in the episode 'Vitamin D' (solos: Mercedes and Rachel; mashed up with the song "Walking on Sunshine")
Hank Saunders- Former Glee club student from the episode 'Pilot'
Happy Days Are Here Again- Originally kwa Barbra Streisand, sung kwa Rachel and Kurt in the episode '...

This is something I need to get off my chest considering how depressed and emotional I've been lately but this passed episode really hit nyumbani for me making me feel worse than I do now. Read after the cut and please read with an open mind these are just my thoughts based on personal experience and what I took from Glee and this episode:


We all know bullying is wrong, bullying of any kind is wrong no matter who wewe are au how wewe look at it and kids can be extremely mean. We seen this first hand in person and over the internet there's constant bullying. The problem with Glee is when it comes to...

Glee pushes boundries. so lets get into sex sey and sexuality..
when Glee tries to be sexy it can be bad. when they preformed push it well i cried. heres en reasons why it didn't work.
1. kurts fanny pack
2. artie sweat band
3. arties sweater kobe, kasa neck
4.finns faces
5. rachels faces
6. knee pads
7.finns solo
8.kurts movements
9.arties facial expresssions
10. the song
then they did toxic and that made me melt. the cosumes the song and the dance were perfect and britts voice was amzing.
do wewe wanna touch me was an amazingnumber and was just organicly sexy.
Glee handled the topic of sex early on when...

Congrats to Nat for winning this mwezi wewe totally deserve it, i upendo wewe long time and i'm so glad i got to interview you!! Congrats again, wewe seriously did deserve this!!

1- Congrats on winning Nat, how do wewe feel?
Thank you, Mon! I feel flattered and super happy. Thanks to all the amazing Gleeks as well!

2- How did wewe get into Glee?
Ummm, I wasn't quite sure if I should start watching au not, but it was like destiny. Everywhere on fanpop I was seeing Glee. Glee on picks, Glee on fans' icons, Glee fanvids from YouTube, literally everywhere, so I decided to give it a go. To be completely...

1. First off, a major congrats on winning the sekunde FOTM! What was your reaction when wewe found out?
Thank wewe Cat =D Truthfully I was shocked + happy; shocked because with the Gleeks wewe never know who they are going to pick, and so many mashabiki are active on the spot so obviously lots of people deserve it… and happy cause I won? lol

2. What did wewe first think of Glee when wewe watched it?
Funny story that is I missed every single episode up to preggers I think? In aussie its on every Thursday night and me and my friend are like we have to watch it, but than we kept forgetting and missed the...

Just a few of my fave Quinn nukuu so far!!

Sue: We're gonna bring this club down.
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that.

Quinn Fabray [after Finn tries to get to sekunde base]: Let's pray.

Finn: I want to do glee. I'm really happy when I perform.
Quinn: People think you're gay now, Finn. And wewe know what that makes me? Your big, gay beard!

Quinn: I give it 15 dakika until the first one quits, au tries to commit suicide.

Quinn [to Puck]: I had sex with wewe because wewe got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn: Status...

Pairing(s), Characters: Rachel/Puck, Rachel/Finn, Will, Kurt, Mercedes, Tina
Summary: Rachel finds herself slowly feeling for Puck again while in a relationship with Finn. Yeah, I know, fabulous summary... xD
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee au any of the characters. I do have my own little Puck-bot hidden in my closet though...

RACHEL

"We weren't Marafiki before." The words stung at Rachel like jabs of a needle-- and being a terrible sewer, with quite a few ice white scars on her small fingers to prove it, Rachel knew what being picked with a needle felt like. Especially when it actually punctured...