*Your hair is blonde
*You’ve ever fallen off of a chair
*You didn’t know that "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" and "A B C D..." are the same tune
*You just sang either of those songs
*You’ve ever run naked around your house
*You didn’t know that it wasn’t possible to lick your elbow
*You just tried
*You type with only 2 fingers
*You had to think about if wewe do au do not type that way, and even do it in the air to remember
*You feel bad after biting the head off of a gummy kubeba au teddy graham
*You’ve ever put your clothes on backwards au inside out
*You just checked to make sure
*You think this joke is hilarious: What do wewe call a gppony, pony with a cough? A little hoarse
*You’ve ever thought of something funny and started to laugh, and people looked at wewe weird
*When wewe were talking to someone, they just shook their head and walked away
*You’ve ever tripped over your own shoe
*You’ve ever locked yourself in a room
*You were changing in your room and then wewe realized that your blinds were open
*You saw The Matrix and wewe didn’t get it
*You have never seen the Matrix
*When wewe see those imba and dancing hamsters at the store, wewe turn them all on
*If wewe dont know what the technical definition of a dude is
*You just asked someone au looked it up
*You think someone speaking really fast in a foreign language is amazing
Add up all of the points and multiply kwa 4 (if you’re not too blonde to do that in your head) and that is your blonde percentage!! Now, put your percentage up as a maoni (if wewe want to) to prove that anyone can be a true blonde at heart!! :)
