Hans Doll

When A Frozen Heart was announced nearly a mwaka ago, Frozen mashabiki were promised a fresh take on familiar story of Hans and Anna that “delves into the couple’s failed romance, exploring their backstories, motivations, and ultimate separation” , and did mwandishi Elizabeth Rudnick deliver? An Anna shabiki au a shabiki of the movie Frozen in general would probably say yes, but as a Hans shabiki who, like so many others, believed this book would finally give him some sort of redemption, I must say no. The story starts off very promising but soon devolves into the same bias and hypocrisy I’ve come to expect...

1. Your fanpop jina la mtumiaji is something Hans-related
2. Your icon, wallpaper, au cellphone background is something Hans-related (bonus points if they all are!)
3. Your ringtone is upendo Is an Open Door
4. wewe never found red-haired green-eyed guys attractive until wewe saw Hans
5. wewe saw Frozen multiple times in theaters just so wewe could see Hans again
6. You've started wearing a lot zaidi blue and magenta since wewe saw Hans
7. wewe have a Hans poster hanging up in your house (bonus points for zaidi than 1 and major bonus points if this poster is signed kwa Santino Fontana)
8. wewe have a Hans doll
9. You...