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What Do wewe Think Is The Funniest Line In The Series?

What is the funniest line you've read in any of the books.My inayopendelewa was...


"I bought them in a muggle shop. Muggles wear them!"
"Muggle women wear them Archie ,not the men, muggle men wear these."
"I'm not putting them on, I like a healthy breeze around my privates thanks."
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SuperUkeChan said:
LOL I upendo yours, it's really funny~
But I guess mine would be...
"Yes."
"Yes, *sir*."
"No need to call my sir, proffesor."
;D
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I was going to say that one ;)
xXSweeneyXx posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Harry has a death wish apparently LOL I upendo that scene :)
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that was a good one!
hpcrazee posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
lilith84 said:
"What would your head have been doing in Hogsmeade, Potter?" alisema Snape softly. "Your head is not allowed in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has permission to be in Hogsmeade."

I just upendo Snape-sarcasm :)
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This always brings a smile to my face whenever I read it.
Pensieve_Seeker posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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wewe put your left arm in wewe put your left arm out...
KishuandIchigo posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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that was a good one
hpcrazee posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
zanhar1 said:
either "not my daughter wewe b***" Molly au "he know how to play itty bitty baby Potter" Bellatrix
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lol
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PoisonRose said:
These arent exactly lines,they just cracked me up

"Only time Ive ever seen Dad as angry as Mum.Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since."
"Yeah,well,passing over Freds left buttock--"
"I beg your pardon?"said Freds voice as the twins entered the kitchen.
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Harry tried to fix his thoughts on the hoop again;he had already forgotten what the three Ds stood for.
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A moment later,Harry had aliyopewa a loud yell and leapt out of his camp bed;the package contained a large number of maggots.
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"My dad didnt strut,"said Harry,before he could stop himself."And neither do I."
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And soon they began.Harry,at least,felt extremely foolish,staring blankly at the crystal ball,trying to keep his mind empty when thoughts such as "this is stupid" Kept drifting across it.
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"Its obvious what this means.Theres gonna be loads of fog tonight."

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hahahaha ♥
KishuandIchigo posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
topez99 said:
"Ha-Ha Lavender, I see Uranus get it?"

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lol
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Persephone713 said:
" Spiders, why cant it be follow the butterflies"

" They were starving him mum, there were bars on his window"- " wewe best hope I dont put bars on YOUR window Ronald Weasley!"

" Your Sons flew that Enchanted Car of yours to Surrey and back last night"- " Did wewe really, how'd it go?-I mean that was very wrong indeed boys very wrong of you."

" Harry wewe know all about muggles what exactly is the function of a rubber duck"

" Who told wewe about Fluffy?"
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" Spiders, why cant it be follow the butterflies" " They were starving him mum, there were bars on his window"- " wewe best hope I dont put bars on YOUR window Ronald Weasley!" " Your Sons flew that Enchanted Car of yours to Surrey and back last night"- " Did wewe really, how'd it go?-I mean that was very wrong indeed boys very wrong of you." " Harry wewe know all about muggles what exactly is the function of a rubber duck" " Who told wewe about Fluffy?"
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XD lol cool
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Pensieve_Seeker said:
They [Harry, Ron, Fred, and George] took turns riding Harry's Nimbus Two Thousand, which was easily the best broom; Ron's old Shooting nyota was often outstripped kwa passing butterflies.
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MegzGinny said:
I'll be her her friend as long as I don't have to wear that cardigan. Lavender ootp au He was never as devoted to my dad as my mum but last week I found him snogging a pair of my dads trousers. Sirius ootp
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I upendo the one about Sirius hoping Kreacher crawled into a cupboard and died
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chagrin91 said:
LOlz all the above lines are hilarious and am sorry i cant remember any coz i haven't read Hp in a while soo i would say the whole Fifth book is just really good and the funniest of all
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scrubby21 said:
I don't remember exactly how it goes but it's from GoF. Harry to Malfoy: "Does your mum always look like she's got dung under her nose au is it only when you're around?" oh snap!
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>U< lol!
KishuandIchigo posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
thejokercard said:
"Better wizards than wewe have Lost buttocks, wewe know!"
"Who do wewe know who's Lost a bottock?"

oh Tonks and moody :)
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Sweeney-Pie said:
Ron: So did wewe guys do it, then?
Harry: W-wha- Oh...

(LOL, I got the words a little wrong, but wewe all know what I'm talking about)

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That part made me laugh
PoisonRose posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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omigosh yes!!
hpcrazee posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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??? what?
KishuandIchigo posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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I don't get it....
KishuandIchigo posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ginny_potter_97 said:
Ron: IF WE DIE FOR THEM HARRY I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!

harry potter and the deathly hallows
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XD ron fails
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hpcrazee said:
"We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!" -Peeves the Poltergeist.


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:D
KishuandIchigo posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Galesgirl said:
So many lines can't choose just one. But here are some for your enjoyment

"let us ask potter how we would tell the diffrence betwenn an inferius and a ghost?" " urg well ghosts are transparent.". " oh very good, yes it is easy to see 6 years of magical education have not been wasted on u potter. Ghosts ARE transparent".
pg 430-431 hbp

giggling should be made illegal.
Gof

"Godfather? wewe haven't got a godfather"
" Yes I have.He was my mum and dads best friend. He is a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes go keep in touch with me , though.Keep up with my news check Im happy...."

Gred and Forge
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XD XD XD
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