Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do wewe feel about Snape?
2.    How do wewe feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did wewe choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying wewe already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind wewe of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...