NEW 1D SINGLE 'PERFECT' 100% ISN'T ABOUT HARRY STYLES AND TAYLOR SWIFT'S RELATIONSHIP THEN 

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New One Direction single \'Perfect\' has officially landed and while it\'s undoubtedly incredible and potentially the best thing they\'ve ever done (controversial), it\'s probably about time we address the elephant in the room. 

Remember those rumours at the beginning of the week claiming that Harry Styles penned the \'ironic love song\' about his relationship with Taylor Swift? Well now that the full lyrics are here, we\'d like to be the first to say that it\'s obviously 100% in no way related to their time together. 

There\'s not even a single, teeny weeny scrap of evidence that could support that theory. Not at all.

For example, he definitely never took her home to his mother.

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He 100% never failed to be a person who would give her flowers.

And they never ever had any not-so secret rendezvous.

She\'s never ever mentioned midnight driving to get out of town in any of her songs about ex-boyfriends.

Harry and Taylor obviously never went places they couldn\'t even pronounce.

They never held hands. Not even one time.

And Harry never held her in his arms any time she wanted.

He was never the one she only loved from time to time.

Cameras definitely didn\'t flash every time they went out.​

And he was never ever someone she wrote her breakup songs about.

So yeah, case totally and completely closed. It just totally isn\'t even slightly about Taylor, okay? We don\'t even know why people are saying that, jeez.

Got some thoughts on this? Then drop us a tweet to @Sugarscape or pop a comment in the box below. Also please don\'t hurt us, we\'re joking. 

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