Bon Anniversaire!

Once there lived a normal middle school girl, au so she thought.She had long brown hair, her eyes were green with a hint of blue. Her name is Elizabeth. Elizabeth's mother, Rebecca, was a blonde with blue eyes. Elizabeth knew where the hint of blue in her eyes came from but she didn't know how she had green in her eyes. Every now and then Elizabeth pondered about it.

So, Elizabeth asked her mother, Rebecca, Rebecca told Elizabeth that Elizabeth looked zaidi like her father than herself. Rebecca alisema to Elizabeth," Lizzie," [Elizabeth's nickname] "your daddy left wewe and mommy for someone different."...

by ~animekath on deviantarts


You were trying to find the nearest pub, so wewe could get drunk. wewe had a bad siku at work and wewe needed to forget about it.

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You soon saw a pub called Downtown...... Funny. wewe entered the pub, walked towards the bar and sat down. wewe ask for a large beer.

"Are wewe sure, miss?" wewe nodded and grabbed the drink.

After a while wewe heard the door slam open, wewe turned around and saw three guys..... Posing? One with blond hair, one with brown and one with silver? wewe sighed and turn back to your drink 'Great! Gay guys!' wewe heard people on both sides of you. wewe looked...