WHY AM I POSTING THIS.
Raining. Again. I guess I'm used to it, though. Sighing loudly, I turned to my brother.
"Arthur, when is he getting here?" I asked.
"He should be here kwa now. Don't worry, Scottie, I'm sure you'll like him"
It was a dreary afternoon at my bro's house, which was technically my house too, but I don't really stay there often. Arthur had invited his girlfriend, Tallulah, to a romantic candle-lit chajio, chakula cha jioni at the house. Well, I threw a fit. No one was going to be at the main house, so I had nowhere to go! So, because I can be very persuasive, he set me up on a blind date. Now it's just a matter of them actually arriving....
"There they are." Arthur smiled, pulling back the curtains. A nice Chevy pulled into the drive, and Tallulah got out, along with a familiar blonde....
"DENNIS?!?!" I threw the door open, rushing out into the rain. "What are wewe doing here?"
"Arthur told me he had someone he'd like me to meet," Dennis responded, peering over my shoulder. "Do wewe know who it is?"
There it is. That little vein throbbing behind my eyes.
"Scottie! What in the bloody hell did wewe do that for? Now we're all soaked." Arthur complained, jogging up behind me.
I turned to face him "Are wewe an idiot?"
"Oh, I see how it is. I set wewe up on a tarehe because you're pathetic, and wewe call me an idiot. Thanks."
"Arthur. You. Freaking. IDIOT!" I punched his arm with very word, taking out my frustration on his non-existent biceps.
"We know each other, Arthur. We would never date. I thought wewe knew." Dennis said.
"If I knew do wewe think this would be happening?" He snapped.
"T, why didn't wewe tell me?" Dennis asked Tallulah.
"I honestly didn't know it was a date." She answered.
"Well, I have no business here, so I'm going home." Dennis took the keys from T and walked to the car.
"How am I supposed to get nyumbani if wewe take the car?" Tallulah questioned.
"I dunno, Arthur could give wewe a lift." He opened the driver side door.
"Can't. I'm afraid if I leave, she'll burn the house down..." Arthur eyed me.
So Tallulah and Arthur alisema their goodbyes, and she hoped in the car, which Dennis drove away. I guess the lesson of this story was:
Never let your big brother set wewe up on a blind date.
-END-
What even was that i don't...
Raining. Again. I guess I'm used to it, though. Sighing loudly, I turned to my brother.
"Arthur, when is he getting here?" I asked.
"He should be here kwa now. Don't worry, Scottie, I'm sure you'll like him"
It was a dreary afternoon at my bro's house, which was technically my house too, but I don't really stay there often. Arthur had invited his girlfriend, Tallulah, to a romantic candle-lit chajio, chakula cha jioni at the house. Well, I threw a fit. No one was going to be at the main house, so I had nowhere to go! So, because I can be very persuasive, he set me up on a blind date. Now it's just a matter of them actually arriving....
"There they are." Arthur smiled, pulling back the curtains. A nice Chevy pulled into the drive, and Tallulah got out, along with a familiar blonde....
"DENNIS?!?!" I threw the door open, rushing out into the rain. "What are wewe doing here?"
"Arthur told me he had someone he'd like me to meet," Dennis responded, peering over my shoulder. "Do wewe know who it is?"
There it is. That little vein throbbing behind my eyes.
"Scottie! What in the bloody hell did wewe do that for? Now we're all soaked." Arthur complained, jogging up behind me.
I turned to face him "Are wewe an idiot?"
"Oh, I see how it is. I set wewe up on a tarehe because you're pathetic, and wewe call me an idiot. Thanks."
"Arthur. You. Freaking. IDIOT!" I punched his arm with very word, taking out my frustration on his non-existent biceps.
"We know each other, Arthur. We would never date. I thought wewe knew." Dennis said.
"If I knew do wewe think this would be happening?" He snapped.
"T, why didn't wewe tell me?" Dennis asked Tallulah.
"I honestly didn't know it was a date." She answered.
"Well, I have no business here, so I'm going home." Dennis took the keys from T and walked to the car.
"How am I supposed to get nyumbani if wewe take the car?" Tallulah questioned.
"I dunno, Arthur could give wewe a lift." He opened the driver side door.
"Can't. I'm afraid if I leave, she'll burn the house down..." Arthur eyed me.
So Tallulah and Arthur alisema their goodbyes, and she hoped in the car, which Dennis drove away. I guess the lesson of this story was:
Never let your big brother set wewe up on a blind date.
-END-
What even was that i don't...