Daddy in his glory days!

one morning, Maryland woke up, she saw something on her legs, "whats this?'' alisema Maryland, she opened the present, "woah! i diary? i have been waiting for this this whole intire X-mas!" she shouted, "can i finally have the present now?" alisema Arkansas when she went to Oklahoma's room, "not now, Arkansas" alisema Oklahoma, "but i need that Present!" alisema Arkansas, "whats all the fighting?'' alisema Kansas, "dudes dudes dudes!" alisema Maryland, "what is it?" alisema Oklahoma, "its a diary!" alisema Maryland, "this present is not yours, Maryland" alisema Kansas, "WHAT!!!" shouted Maryland, "it belongs to this...

I did not make ANY of this! Rights don't go to me! But I want wewe all to be able to appreciate it's beauty~

1. I am not allowed to call Belarus a stalker. This will end in injury.
2. I am not allowed to say 'It's a lover's spat!' when Germany and Prussia argue.
3. Nor when England yells at America.
4. Not even if it is.
5. I will not tell Belarus Russia wants to become one with her.
6. Nor will I tell Russia I will become one with him.
7. Not even if I would.
*8.I am not allowed to annex Latvia. No matter how cute he is.
9. I will not scream 'Latvia' when ever I feel it is necessary to make him...