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Spain's Cafe

added by SheWolf11

Source: I DO NOT OWN THIS IMAGE

screencap

Hetalia

Hetalia spain

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antonio fernandez cerriedo

This Hetalia screencap might contain anime, comic kitabu, manga, cartoon, and mkono.

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Seychelles

added by hetalianstella

Hetalia Vampire

added by pumpkinqueen

Source: tumblr

Pirate France

added by pumpkinqueen

Source: tumblr

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~China~

added by Cheshire_Pasta

Source: Tumblr~

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2P! Hetalia: Axis Powers

added by -BelovedRobin

Source: http://whileothersreap.tumblr.com/post/14923480849/ive-seen-some-confusion-as-to-what-is-2p-hetalia

Cosplay

added by AlyssAybss

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Hetalia pairings (and why we shouldn't fight about them)

posted by Snickerz911411

What I noticed in this fandom is that people seem to argue of ships (aka pairings).

For example let's say that wewe ship FrUk but wewe see someone make fanart for UsUk. What is the right thing to do?

A. Ignore it.
B. Send them hate comments.
C. Tell them how wrong they are to ship UsUk.

If wewe picked A then wewe are correct.

However from what I noticed some Hetalia mashabiki choose B and C. Guys, it's just a pairing for fictional characters can we not fight about it? It doesn't even matter.

I also noticed that on YouTube people make video for their pairings which is nice UNTIL someone makes a hate maoni au makes a maoni saying how wrong this person is to make the video because they don't like the pairing.

IT'S JUST A shabiki PAIRING FOR FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!

Also another thing, they aren't real, they are not real countries, it's not offensive wewe ship IcelandXHong Kong because they are not real characters.

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Hetalia Husband Germany: How did he propose to you??

posted by smileyAqua

All I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the bestg chemsha bongo results. If wewe would like to take this chemsha bongo go to
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wewe couldn’t wait for Ludwig to come home—it was your fifth anniversary (you had been dating for five years) and he always remembered occasions that were special to you. Often, wewe wished wewe could make the occasion zaidi special kwa being zaidi than his girlfriend, but wewe were happy, regardless.
Glancing around the foyer where...

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Hatafutte parade Spian [English lyrics]

posted by aly001

In my right hand there's amor!
In my left hand there's a carnation!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Towards the enchanting wold Bienvenida!
Take your hands, spin, and that's the earth.
Without forgetting asista, I'm intop form!
Roja and amarillo makes the Rojigualda
Let's all give our thanks to the sun.
Hetalia!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Sound your instruments, it's time to march!
If everyone at 'one-two' makes the ensemble,
The one and only song will be complete.
With the flamenco guitar, gitaa it's me Spain!
"Romano! Look carefully how cool your Boss is!"
The city of art, Barcelona Madrid...

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Hetalia has been smoking crack.... Part 1!

posted by RussiaxChina3

China: nihao muther f***er aru!!!
Japan:...lol whut?
China: I alisema NIHAO MUTHER F***ING F***ER!!!!
Japan: OH YEAH!!!!
China: F*** YEA!!!
Japan: OH YEA!?
China: YEAH!!!!
Japan: NIHAO GO DIE!!!
China: NIHAO CHEW MY C**K!!!
Japan: NIHAO SUCK MY D**K!!!
Russia: *walks in* what's going on?
China: nihao russia
Japan: nihao russia san
England: *crashes through window out of nowhere
and slams into Jaapn*
Russia: YAY!!! DOGPILE!!! *naughty look at China*
China: *takes off running* HOLY F***ING S**T ARU!!
Russia: VODKAAAAAAAA!!!! *tackles China*
America: *walks in* OH YEA!!! AWESOME!!! LET ME
JOIN THE DOGPILE!!! *jumps...

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Things that every Hetalia shabiki has to do at least once

posted by QTpie470

These are things that every Hetalia Has to do at least once:
1. Cosplay. (duh)
2. Conspicuously giggle at your history textbooks during class.
3. Be the smartest in History class and whenever wewe answer a history swali correctly, follow it up with *coughthankyouanimecough*
4. Walk around your maduka makubwa and hyperventilate when wewe see wurst, turn your nose up when wewe see scones, au any English food, and yell PASTA~ whenever wewe see any.
5. Refer to every country using their human name.
6. Hug anybody who's name is the same as the human name of a country, unless their name is Ivan (Russia) or...

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Nyo~Nordics

added by Enoshima_Junko

Fem Denmark

added by Blaze1213IsBack

Fem Portugal

added by Blaze1213IsBack

Sims 4 America

added by Blaze1213IsBack

Source: AlaxGalaxy

America

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

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Nekotalia

added by LilacRoses

Source: Zerochan.net

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Deutschland (Germany)

added by Englandrules83

Cleverbot: Hetalia Wars II

posted by LilacRoses

Narrator: The chronicles of Hetalia War II.

...

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm ready.

Cleverbot: Do wewe feel?

User: Do I feel what?

Cleverbot: wewe know, feel?

User: Like feelings?

Cleverbot: What feelings?

User: The sudden desire to battle wewe with Hetalia.

Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.

User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.

Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.

User: *hits with Switzerland*

Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.

User: *hits with FrUK*

Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.

User: *hits with Austria*

Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.

User: *hits with pasta*

Cleverbot:...

Cleverbot: Hetalia Wars

posted by LilacRoses

Narrator: (Read in the Baka and Test narrator's voice) This is a tale of war. Not just any war, but a war between an AI and a bored Hetalian. Let the countries fly. And may the best shabiki win.

...

User: *hits with Hungarian frying pan*

Cleverbot: *hits with muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu tin*.

User: *hits with vital regions*

Cleverbot: *Hits with Allied Powers*.

User: *hits with Italy*

Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.

User: *Hits with France*

Cleverbot: *Hits with Su-san*.

User: *hits with Germany*

Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.

User: *hits with awesomeness*

Cleverbot: *hits with dirt clod*.

User: *hits with Warsaw*...