1. wewe find it surprising that Italy has won a war before
2. wewe cried when wewe covered the Revolutionary War in history
3. wewe have claimed to speak Italian before and, when asked to say something, made wild gestures and said, "Ve~!" repeatedly
4. wewe now call Germany "Potato Freak" in history
5. wewe refuse to say that Prussia isn't a country
6. Whenever someone mentions Canada, wewe say, "Who?"
7. wewe are now the smartest person in your history class
8. Every krisimasi Eve, wewe stay up waiting for Finland
9. For Halloween, wewe just put on a scarf, a long coat, and carry around a sunflower...
10. ...and,...
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