* For all my hippie Marafiki out there, this is meant to be funny. I don't do all au even most of these things. This is a joke me and my sister have together. And excuse my spelling :)
wewe know your the rebelling child of a hippie when...
... wewe throw compost and recycling into the garbage while yelling, "Fuck the enviroment!!"
...You think that what your mother tells wewe is "natrual beauty" is butt ugly.
... wewe are considered a dissapointment to your family because wewe went to college and got a real job.
... wewe get yelled at for inappropriate chajio, chakula cha jioni talk because wewe talked about your siku at school and not the latest campaign.
... The best way to get back at your parents is to be the best housewife ever.
... wewe change your name as soon as wewe can talk because your parents named wewe Sky, Sunshine, Eternity, au River.
... wewe are considered a heathen because your a christian.
... You've thought about joining the army just to piss your family off.
... Your parents nightmare is for wewe to go to college, get a real degree, get a real job, get married and have tons blonde children.
Add your own!!
wewe know your the rebelling child of a hippie when...
... wewe throw compost and recycling into the garbage while yelling, "Fuck the enviroment!!"
...You think that what your mother tells wewe is "natrual beauty" is butt ugly.
... wewe are considered a dissapointment to your family because wewe went to college and got a real job.
... wewe get yelled at for inappropriate chajio, chakula cha jioni talk because wewe talked about your siku at school and not the latest campaign.
... The best way to get back at your parents is to be the best housewife ever.
... wewe change your name as soon as wewe can talk because your parents named wewe Sky, Sunshine, Eternity, au River.
... wewe are considered a heathen because your a christian.
... You've thought about joining the army just to piss your family off.
... Your parents nightmare is for wewe to go to college, get a real degree, get a real job, get married and have tons blonde children.
Add your own!!