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 Death by.. escalator?
Death by.. escalator?
Death. Death death death death death death. That's what you'll get if wewe go and see the new, and fourth in the series, Final Destination. I've been a pretty big shabiki of the other films for a while, and so when I heard about this movie I thought it would be fun. And it was. Blood, bad acting, and zaidi death is about all wewe get in this flick though.

So the story goes, A kid named Nick and his Marafiki are at a racetrack when a car spins out of control and everything goes to hell. Pretty much everyone dies, and then Nick comes back to reality to see that it was just a vision. They
leave, everyone ELSE dies and then 'death' kills them in the order that they would have died.

Blah blah, same old same old. But this movie was alot of fun to watch, especially in the "real D 3D", to which I'm new to. Some things disappointed me, such as the fact that Nick's (dumbass) girlfriend believes him right away, all in all reminding me a bit too much like Clear Rivers. What else bothered me is that the beginning of the movie feels very rushed, and then gets long and drawn out.

But, all of that being said, I this movie holds it's own to the last three in the 'death' department. Some of the most creative and crazy ideas that made me cringe are accounted for. It was also funny, with pretty good characters, such as the MILF (Krista Allen, from Feast!) that dies kwa a deadly case of "rock-in-the-eye". In short, I thought this movie wasn't amazing, but It WAS worth seeing, in my opinion, anyways.
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#11. Halloween. The franchise is OK and Michael Myers is cool, but he is overrated.

#10. Child's Play. Not one of my inayopendelewa franchises, but it's OK.

#9. Exorcist. Never seen the sinema and I don't want to, but from what I've heard, they're pretty good.

#8. Poltergeist. Never seen them, but the clown in the first one is pretty fucking scary.

#7. Space Odyssey. These sinema deserve to be #6.

#6. Scream. One of the best film series I've ever seen.

#5. A tie between Puppet Master and Demonic Toys. Great movies. If wewe haven't seen them, than what the hell are wewe doing kusoma this...
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    WOW!! Just WOW!! When I received the barua pepe from goonies, informing me that my fellow FanPoppers had voted for me for Horror sinema shabiki of the Month, that was about what my reaction came to. It took a moment for the message to sink in. As I told goonies in my reply barua pepe to her, once I had cast my vote for the shabiki of the Month, I forgot to add it to my updates, and it went out of sight, out of mind. So this was really a surprise.
    So, thanks to everyone who voted for me. I’m really thrilled with this honor. I especially want to thank Aerohead,...
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-DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. wewe will be filleted within 15 minutes. Even if gorgeous blonde offers to jump your Bones in a graveyard, say no: she will turn into an old man and stab wewe in the guts.

-DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GO INTO THE WOODS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. At the very least, wewe will probably be sexually molested kwa a tree.

-DO NOT PICK UP HICTCHIKERS. Have wewe got a dead wish au something?

-NEVER TAKE UP VENTRILOQUISM AS A HOBBY. Your dummy will prove no dummy.

-When a group of wewe are searching a large building, do not, whatever wewe do, mgawanyiko, baidisha up.

-Don't go anywhere near...
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 Contestant number 1; FREDDY KRUEGER!
Contestant number 1; FREDDY KRUEGER!
CAUTION: THIS STORY IS NOT FOR THE LIGHT HEARTED!
The match starts and Jason jumps right on to Freddy and hits him repeatedly, Micheal grabs Jason and pushes him to a brick ukuta stabbing him in the process. Blood sprays the room and paints Micheal's mask red, Micheal hits Freddy round the face and knees him in the groin; Freddy stumbles to the floor clenching his bollocks. Jason suddenly gets up and leaps on to Micheal's back, Jason beheads Micheal sending his head, his mask and a flood of blood everywhere; Jason's costume is now completely red. While Jason's not looking Freddy leaps up behind Jason and sticks his knivey hand through Jason's chest, inayofuata Freddy pulls out Jason's intestines and paints the whole room red then as a finisher beheads him and keeps his masked head as a trophy. THE END.
 Contestant number 2; JASON VOORHEES!
Contestant number 2; JASON VOORHEES!
 And last but not least Contestant number 3 MICHEAL MYERS!
And last but not least Contestant number 3 MICHEAL MYERS!
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