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Congrats on winning this mwezi Emma! Describe the obviously glorious feeling that is being the winner and putting everyone else to shame:

Well of course it feels awesome to be honored kwa my inayopendelewa fanpoppers this month! Though I'm still sad HJFG has been "the deads" lately :'(

Now that that boring first swali is over... Kay, both your inayopendelewa TV character and all of the HJFGs have come to visit wewe in Australia. Both parties are there for one night and wewe can't divide up your time. Who do wewe choose to hang out with?

My girls of course! (Jess is too busy living happily ever after with...

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Also, that version of the song has the "And the rest! Here at Gilligan's IIIIIsle!" line to the end, but the version that I rewrote is from a later point in the series, where it's "The Professor and Mary Anne, here at Gilligan's IIIIIsle!"
I sort of threw this together in one hour, so don't be hard on me. :P And of course, these are based on our "characters" on the current banner.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of fangirlies
That started on this fanpop site
Within this little spot

The mascot was a courageous fan,
The diva proud and royal
Five other mashabiki joined them that...

1. When Finn kisses anyone it kinda makes me feel sick :P Ana 2. Because Finn arrives too early. Shandi

3. Because when Finn sings, that also makes feel a little sick as well as incredibly awkward. Ana

4. Because I've already Lost track of how many times Finn has let Rachel down, and then first season isn't even over. Shandi

5. Because Finn can't think of anything great about her. Cat

6. Because Finn is not worthy of Rachel's talent and love. Kristin

7. Because everything Finn does is cringey. Ana

8. Because Finn is neither...

So CatCat. wewe won HJFG June FOTM, even though someone else clearly deserved it (coughmecough). How does it feel?
It feels [insert inspirational speech here]. I don't think Finn's ever jizzed so hard during his time in my possession. This includes anything involving pics of Groffles (Finn/Jesse slash love!!!!! wewe know Finn wanted him the moment he proposed the sing-off) and all those times you've called me a ho.

wewe created HJFG. What processed wewe to do so? Did wewe ever imagine it would turn out like this (and kwa “like this” I mean a breeding ground for mental illness)?

Puck likes lesbians. A lot. So when he sees to hot ones making out, it becomes apparent what he needs to do. He watches them from across the bar, playing with each other’s hair, caressing. Fuck! He has the hardest hard-on he’s ever had in his life.

When the blonde gets up to get a drink, he saunters over to the redhead. He knows he needs to pull out all the stops for this one. He flexes his guns and uses his best pick-up line, “What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?”

She looks up at him. “What?” she shouts over the incredibly loud music.

He smirks, “My zipper.”

The...