stumbled upon this on www.stumbleupon.com :) it's quite hilarious
love CB( Cutthroat Bitch)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just in case wewe need some uandishi inspiration. Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each mwaka to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners:
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a mduara, duara that had its two sides gently compressed kwa a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances...
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