Ug, am I insane for doing this? I just feel so, what’s the word? Phony lately, I’ve never told anybody this, even the fact that I’m thinking about it proves how much I upendo and trust this community. I don’t even know how to start without sounding A. Insane B. Like a baby au C. Both


See I’m not your typical teenager, I have about 2 au 3 Marafiki in real life (and I used to have 0, even now I’m using the term friend VERY loosely) and I don’t wear make-up, I don’t care what’s ‘in’ I where my clothes for comfort and only that. I listen to Country muziki and don’t care what...

stumbled upon this on www.stumbleupon.com :) it's quite hilarious


love CB( Cutthroat Bitch)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Just in case wewe need some uandishi inspiration. Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each mwaka to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a mduara, duara that had its two sides gently compressed kwa a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances...

Here it comes!!! My big wedding day! xDDDD
Oh, Cami and I consulted, and she let me involve the FCWE in this crazy makala too!
You are all invited to my wedding and the after party! wewe know I like vodka xDDDDDD

oh, and just to make clear, I am marrying:
UMS promo, Huddy promo, last 10 dakika of UMS, Billy and Charlie (Hugh's sons)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hope wewe enjoy my crazy wedding! XDDD I know I did! xDDDDDD



“Where are my pearls? My pearls?” Hilly screamed at her wedding assistant. The young bride was about to get married in less than 12 hours and she didn’t know where her pearls were!...

Ok, so lets face it. This have gone out of control.
We have so many nicknames that we confuse all new mashabiki that come on here!! :DDDDDDD
How many times have wewe scratched your head when wewe came up on unknown nickname? When I was a newbie here, I got that all the time! So lets make it all easier for our new mashabiki and put all the nicknames here. (Well not all, that's not possible xDDD). SO I'm gonna start with uandishi the ones I know and wewe feel free to add zaidi in maoni and I'll include them too :)))


Ali- x5mp1xp1nx22x
AP- ApplePie
B- blaukat
B- could also refer to Biathine,
BB- babybell, often...