Meanwhile, House is at his apartment getting ready when all of a sudden his kengele rings.
House limps to the front door and opens it. Erica is standing there wearing a very stunning red dress.
House: Wow!
Erica chuckles.
Erica: wewe don’t look half bad yourself in that tux.
House: I aim to please.
Erica: Good! So, if wewe are done gawking at me, would wewe maybe care to invite me in.
House: Of course
House motions for her to come in
Erica: This is a very nice place wewe have here.
House: Thanks.
Just at that moment, Erica notices House's piano.
Erica: Wow! What a beautiful piano. Do wewe mind if I play something on it?
House: No, be my guest. We've got about 10 dakika to spare.
Erica: Great!
Erica then goes over to the piano, and sits on the bench and begins to sing and play the melody to the 1991 Academy Award winning song, " Sooner au Later (I always get my man)" from the movie Dick Tracy.
Erica: (singing)"Sooner au later you're going to be mine,
Sooner au later you're gonna be fine.
Baby, it's time that wewe face it,
I always get my man."
"Sooner au later you're gonna decide,
Sooner au later there's nowhere to hide.
Baby, it's time, so why waste it in chatter?
Let's settle the matter."
"Baby, you're mine on a platter,
I always get my man."
"But if wewe insist, babe, the challenge delights me.
The zaidi wewe resist, babe, the zaidi it excites me.
And no one I've kissed, babe, ever fights me again.
If you're on my list, it's just a swali of when."
"When I get a yen, then baby, Amen.
I'm counting to ten, and then ..."
"I'm gonna upendo wewe like nothing you've known,
I'm gonna upendo you, and wewe all alone.
Sooner is better than later but lover,
I'll hover, I'll plan."
"This time I'm not only getting, I'm holding my man."
Once Erica is finished House begins to clap.
House: As the Italians would say, Bravo!
Erica smiles at House
Erica: Thank you.
House: Now, tell me why did wewe pick that song?
Erica: I don’t know, wewe tell me, oh, great genius!
House: I get the Impression that wewe want me.
Erica gives House a smirk.
Erica: Maybe
House: wewe know my bedroom is just around the corner.
Erica chuckles and holds up her finger and waves it back and forth in front of House's face.
Erica: Tisk! Tisk! Greg that would be breaking the rules
House: Oh, how so?
Erica: When wewe take a girl out, you're supposed to wine and dine her first, and then, seduce her, not the other way around.
House: I don’t really do rules. They only cramp my style.
Erica: I’m quite aware of that, based on your reputation.
House laughs
House: Yes, my good old reputation. It is quite notorious, isn’t it!
Erica: Yes, it is, which brings up another matter.
House: Oh, and what might that matter be?
Erica: I’m quite aware that because of your reputation, nobody but Cuddy would hire you. That is true, isn’t it?
House looks away.
House: Yes, it's true.
Erica: Well then, that's about to change!
House looks up at Erica
House: What do wewe mean?
Erica: Do I need to spell it out for you, Greg? I want wewe to come and work for me! If wewe do come work for me, I will pay wewe twice as much as what Cuddy is paying wewe now, and throw in a billing accountant who will take care of all your medical billing problems, so wewe don't have to worry about them anymore.
House chuckles.
House: Wow, that sound's tempting! Does the package include wewe as well?
Erica gives house a very seductive look.
Erica: Possibly
House: Well, in that case, I will really need to consider your offer!
Erica laughs
Erica: That's fine. wewe don’t have to decide now, but I thought I should give wewe some chakula for thought over dinner. Speaking of food, if we don’t get going, we will miss our chajio, chakula cha jioni reservation.
House: Ah, yes, I guess we should be going then.
With that, House and Erica get up from where they are sitting and exit House's apartment.
To be continued......
House limps to the front door and opens it. Erica is standing there wearing a very stunning red dress.
House: Wow!
Erica chuckles.
Erica: wewe don’t look half bad yourself in that tux.
House: I aim to please.
Erica: Good! So, if wewe are done gawking at me, would wewe maybe care to invite me in.
House: Of course
House motions for her to come in
Erica: This is a very nice place wewe have here.
House: Thanks.
Just at that moment, Erica notices House's piano.
Erica: Wow! What a beautiful piano. Do wewe mind if I play something on it?
House: No, be my guest. We've got about 10 dakika to spare.
Erica: Great!
Erica then goes over to the piano, and sits on the bench and begins to sing and play the melody to the 1991 Academy Award winning song, " Sooner au Later (I always get my man)" from the movie Dick Tracy.
Erica: (singing)"Sooner au later you're going to be mine,
Sooner au later you're gonna be fine.
Baby, it's time that wewe face it,
I always get my man."
"Sooner au later you're gonna decide,
Sooner au later there's nowhere to hide.
Baby, it's time, so why waste it in chatter?
Let's settle the matter."
"Baby, you're mine on a platter,
I always get my man."
"But if wewe insist, babe, the challenge delights me.
The zaidi wewe resist, babe, the zaidi it excites me.
And no one I've kissed, babe, ever fights me again.
If you're on my list, it's just a swali of when."
"When I get a yen, then baby, Amen.
I'm counting to ten, and then ..."
"I'm gonna upendo wewe like nothing you've known,
I'm gonna upendo you, and wewe all alone.
Sooner is better than later but lover,
I'll hover, I'll plan."
"This time I'm not only getting, I'm holding my man."
Once Erica is finished House begins to clap.
House: As the Italians would say, Bravo!
Erica smiles at House
Erica: Thank you.
House: Now, tell me why did wewe pick that song?
Erica: I don’t know, wewe tell me, oh, great genius!
House: I get the Impression that wewe want me.
Erica gives House a smirk.
Erica: Maybe
House: wewe know my bedroom is just around the corner.
Erica chuckles and holds up her finger and waves it back and forth in front of House's face.
Erica: Tisk! Tisk! Greg that would be breaking the rules
House: Oh, how so?
Erica: When wewe take a girl out, you're supposed to wine and dine her first, and then, seduce her, not the other way around.
House: I don’t really do rules. They only cramp my style.
Erica: I’m quite aware of that, based on your reputation.
House laughs
House: Yes, my good old reputation. It is quite notorious, isn’t it!
Erica: Yes, it is, which brings up another matter.
House: Oh, and what might that matter be?
Erica: I’m quite aware that because of your reputation, nobody but Cuddy would hire you. That is true, isn’t it?
House looks away.
House: Yes, it's true.
Erica: Well then, that's about to change!
House looks up at Erica
House: What do wewe mean?
Erica: Do I need to spell it out for you, Greg? I want wewe to come and work for me! If wewe do come work for me, I will pay wewe twice as much as what Cuddy is paying wewe now, and throw in a billing accountant who will take care of all your medical billing problems, so wewe don't have to worry about them anymore.
House chuckles.
House: Wow, that sound's tempting! Does the package include wewe as well?
Erica gives house a very seductive look.
Erica: Possibly
House: Well, in that case, I will really need to consider your offer!
Erica laughs
Erica: That's fine. wewe don’t have to decide now, but I thought I should give wewe some chakula for thought over dinner. Speaking of food, if we don’t get going, we will miss our chajio, chakula cha jioni reservation.
House: Ah, yes, I guess we should be going then.
With that, House and Erica get up from where they are sitting and exit House's apartment.
To be continued......
