It was three in the morning when the phone started to ring. Wilson tried to ignore it but knew that the person on the other line would persist because only his misanthropic best friend would call him at this early hour.

"House, I was sleeping."
"Lucky you. Nightmares of giant killer mosquitos are keeping me awake."
"The big bad mbu will leave wewe alone if wewe just ask Cuddy out."
"I went to her nyumbani and was right there ready to ring the kengele but I couldn't...I need some advice here. I mean this is your thing, Wilson."
"House, wewe have known her for over twenty years if wewe don't realize what wewe want from a relationship with her kwa now then you'll never know. zaidi importantly, if wewe still don't have a clue as to how to make that happen then you're really hopeless."
"Yeah, that's real great advice Wilson. Why don't wewe go tell some of the little Cancer kids that Santa isn't real while you're at it."
"Alright, here's my advice, at work today go talk to her alone in her office. Tell her that wewe can't stop thinking about her and wewe want to try going out."
"Couldn't wewe do it for me?"
"House, I know this is scary for wewe but it's time to be brave."
"...I saw her through her window. She was kusoma a book..."
"So?"
"She is so at ease with all of this. I can't sleep but she's going on in administrator mode like we never kissed."
"You're worried that you'll make a big declaration and she won't be interested. Believe me, she'll be interested."
"What makes wewe so sure?"
"She made so many rationalizations of why wewe two would never work it gave me the impression that she has thought about wewe in that way. Anyway, I've always thought she loved you."
"Do wewe think I upendo her?"
"Only wewe know the answer to that, but the fact that wewe are wondering shows that she's zaidi than just a passing fancy...Look, wewe two are the most stubborn people on earth but wewe get each other. Find some happiness, House."
"Maybe wewe have something. Maybe I'll talk to her...Goodnight, Wilson."
"Goodnight, House."