Chapter 2 - "The Day"
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House and Wilson were lunching on the hospital’s cantina.
“House, there’s some things we need to talk about before the date” – Wilson said, a serious look on his face.
House aliiba some of his chips and sent him a –go ahead- look.
“Well, wewe do know that wewe can’t ruin this date, right? It’s really important to me.”
“Oh I bet it is. Wilson…“- House let out a heavy sigh – “This woman has wewe eating out of her hands. What’s she going to force wewe to do next? A trip to Hawaii with your friends?” – He paused, and then added with a wolfish smirk – “You know what? That’s actually a pretty neat idea! I begin to like this woman of yours…”
“Her name’s Kelly. Listen…She thinks wewe two have some issues, and I know, I KNOW-“ He raised his tone, when he noticed House was going to interrupt him – “It’s all my fault she thinks that way, I should’ve explained better your situation, but hey, It could be fun! I have no other Marafiki to go, at least no one I trust to do this…and wewe being on the influence of money…100 bucks was it?”
“Actually, it was 200. Scared I might win? Don’t wewe try to level down the bet.”
“Whatever, I know that for the money you’ll behave accordingly, but there are some things that money doesn’t explain.”
“Oh yeah, those small green pieces of paper don’t have the power to give advice yet. They sometimes say: Steal meeeee, Wash meeee – “- House alisema with a squeaky voice.
Wilson ignored this.
“You really have to be nice with Cuddy. Kelly hopes that this tarehe gets wewe guys in better terms”
House rolled his eyes. This story was out of control already, and it didn’t even begin.
“I can be nice to Cuddy.”
Wilson laughed.
“Compliment her; send her sweet smiles, DON’T STARE AT HER CHEST all the time!”
House considered this.
“I think 400 bucks will do”
Wilson sighed again, although a smile was on his face.
“House, wewe got my idea, right…? And STOP stealing my chips!”
House aliiba the last one and ate it really slowly with his mouth open.
“See, that’s exactly what I don’t want wewe to do tonight.”
“Don’t worry; I guess that on the fancy restaurant you’re taking us they don’t serve chips”
“House!” – Wilson cried, exasperated – “What I meant was that wewe need to discard that attitude of yours of wanting to annoy people in every single moment of your life! Oh boy, why am I doing this, I’ll just tell Cuddy to pick her own tarehe and make up a story about wewe two breaking up-“
“UhUH! No no, I’ll do it.”
Wilson’s eyebrows rose.
“I could use the money.”
“Right…”
They ended the rest of the meal in silence. House was in deep thought.
Being nice to Cuddy can be fun for a change.
I wonder what she’ll be wearing.
Fancy restaurant fancy dress.
She’ll look gorgeous.
I won’t be able to make nasty maoni about it.
Oh, bother.
I’m going to be honest with her for the first time on my life and I’m being payed for it?
How cool is that? I won’t need to explain my good actions, because they’ll all know I’m only doing it on the interest of money. Awesomeness.
Now that Wilson talked to House, the easiest part would be Cuddy.
Wilson found her at the entrance hall talking to the nurse at the desk, so he called her apart.
“Listen, Cuddy, I’m sorry about this whole situation. But thanks for taking it, mainly because it’s House we’re talking about.”
“It’ll be a pain in the ass, yes. But I guess you’d do the same for me.”
“What, going on a double tarehe with wewe and your boyfriend, taking House as my date? I don’t think so”
Cuddy laughed. They begun heading to the elevator. Silence.
“Don’t worry about it Cuddy, House can do wonders under the effect of money. In fact, it might be fun, wewe know. House being nice to everyone”
“Indeed. I shall take my video camera. Then I can threaten him with it and make him do extra clinic hours.”
Wilson smiled at this idea.
“Thanks, Cuddy. The fact you’re going will be a good support. Please let me know If I do something wrong, I don’t want to lose Kelly”
Cuddy smiled back and squeezed his lower arm.
“No worries. Now, if wewe excuse me, I have some paper work to clean”
They went opposite ways into their respective offices.
kwa the end of the day, Cuddy was finally rid of the paperwork and sighed in relief, stretching her arms while getting up from the chair she was sitting on for a couple hours.
House watched all this before entering the office in silence.
“Hey” – Cuddy alisema when she spotted him at the entrance.
“Hi. Do I know you? No? Let’s go on a double tarehe with this friend of mine tonight then, shall we?”
Cuddy smiled.
“Sounds good. Now, is there something wewe wanted to tell me?”
“Yes. This is actually the first time that I got myself a tarehe with only one sentence”
She laughed, while getting her kanzu, koti from the rack.
“Well, consider it the last one, too.”
House sent her a wolfish smile and asked:
“Sooo, I come pick wewe up kwa seven?”
Cuddy stared at him in disbelief.
“There’s no way you’re giving me a ride on your bike.”
“Why not?”
“I’ll be wearing a dress.”
Ah. I kind of forgot about that.
“I’ll be picking wewe up at seven.” – Stated Cuddy, putting on her kanzu, koti and making her way out of the office.
“Sure thing, boss” – He replied with sarcasm, following her steps. – “I’ll be the one wearing a thong and a liana”
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House and Wilson were lunching on the hospital’s cantina.
“House, there’s some things we need to talk about before the date” – Wilson said, a serious look on his face.
House aliiba some of his chips and sent him a –go ahead- look.
“Well, wewe do know that wewe can’t ruin this date, right? It’s really important to me.”
“Oh I bet it is. Wilson…“- House let out a heavy sigh – “This woman has wewe eating out of her hands. What’s she going to force wewe to do next? A trip to Hawaii with your friends?” – He paused, and then added with a wolfish smirk – “You know what? That’s actually a pretty neat idea! I begin to like this woman of yours…”
“Her name’s Kelly. Listen…She thinks wewe two have some issues, and I know, I KNOW-“ He raised his tone, when he noticed House was going to interrupt him – “It’s all my fault she thinks that way, I should’ve explained better your situation, but hey, It could be fun! I have no other Marafiki to go, at least no one I trust to do this…and wewe being on the influence of money…100 bucks was it?”
“Actually, it was 200. Scared I might win? Don’t wewe try to level down the bet.”
“Whatever, I know that for the money you’ll behave accordingly, but there are some things that money doesn’t explain.”
“Oh yeah, those small green pieces of paper don’t have the power to give advice yet. They sometimes say: Steal meeeee, Wash meeee – “- House alisema with a squeaky voice.
Wilson ignored this.
“You really have to be nice with Cuddy. Kelly hopes that this tarehe gets wewe guys in better terms”
House rolled his eyes. This story was out of control already, and it didn’t even begin.
“I can be nice to Cuddy.”
Wilson laughed.
“Compliment her; send her sweet smiles, DON’T STARE AT HER CHEST all the time!”
House considered this.
“I think 400 bucks will do”
Wilson sighed again, although a smile was on his face.
“House, wewe got my idea, right…? And STOP stealing my chips!”
House aliiba the last one and ate it really slowly with his mouth open.
“See, that’s exactly what I don’t want wewe to do tonight.”
“Don’t worry; I guess that on the fancy restaurant you’re taking us they don’t serve chips”
“House!” – Wilson cried, exasperated – “What I meant was that wewe need to discard that attitude of yours of wanting to annoy people in every single moment of your life! Oh boy, why am I doing this, I’ll just tell Cuddy to pick her own tarehe and make up a story about wewe two breaking up-“
“UhUH! No no, I’ll do it.”
Wilson’s eyebrows rose.
“I could use the money.”
“Right…”
They ended the rest of the meal in silence. House was in deep thought.
Being nice to Cuddy can be fun for a change.
I wonder what she’ll be wearing.
Fancy restaurant fancy dress.
She’ll look gorgeous.
I won’t be able to make nasty maoni about it.
Oh, bother.
I’m going to be honest with her for the first time on my life and I’m being payed for it?
How cool is that? I won’t need to explain my good actions, because they’ll all know I’m only doing it on the interest of money. Awesomeness.
Now that Wilson talked to House, the easiest part would be Cuddy.
Wilson found her at the entrance hall talking to the nurse at the desk, so he called her apart.
“Listen, Cuddy, I’m sorry about this whole situation. But thanks for taking it, mainly because it’s House we’re talking about.”
“It’ll be a pain in the ass, yes. But I guess you’d do the same for me.”
“What, going on a double tarehe with wewe and your boyfriend, taking House as my date? I don’t think so”
Cuddy laughed. They begun heading to the elevator. Silence.
“Don’t worry about it Cuddy, House can do wonders under the effect of money. In fact, it might be fun, wewe know. House being nice to everyone”
“Indeed. I shall take my video camera. Then I can threaten him with it and make him do extra clinic hours.”
Wilson smiled at this idea.
“Thanks, Cuddy. The fact you’re going will be a good support. Please let me know If I do something wrong, I don’t want to lose Kelly”
Cuddy smiled back and squeezed his lower arm.
“No worries. Now, if wewe excuse me, I have some paper work to clean”
They went opposite ways into their respective offices.
kwa the end of the day, Cuddy was finally rid of the paperwork and sighed in relief, stretching her arms while getting up from the chair she was sitting on for a couple hours.
House watched all this before entering the office in silence.
“Hey” – Cuddy alisema when she spotted him at the entrance.
“Hi. Do I know you? No? Let’s go on a double tarehe with this friend of mine tonight then, shall we?”
Cuddy smiled.
“Sounds good. Now, is there something wewe wanted to tell me?”
“Yes. This is actually the first time that I got myself a tarehe with only one sentence”
She laughed, while getting her kanzu, koti from the rack.
“Well, consider it the last one, too.”
House sent her a wolfish smile and asked:
“Sooo, I come pick wewe up kwa seven?”
Cuddy stared at him in disbelief.
“There’s no way you’re giving me a ride on your bike.”
“Why not?”
“I’ll be wearing a dress.”
Ah. I kind of forgot about that.
“I’ll be picking wewe up at seven.” – Stated Cuddy, putting on her kanzu, koti and making her way out of the office.
“Sure thing, boss” – He replied with sarcasm, following her steps. – “I’ll be the one wearing a thong and a liana”
