"Unless you love her"
(plus, wifey wewe owe me 79p. If wewe hadn’t had made a vid with the song “I Have To Thank You” I would have never have bought it on iTunes and I would be 79p better off. IT was totally worth it, I upendo the song, but wewe STILL owe me xD)
(WARNING: there are very few Huddy scenes in this episode, so beware of me going on and on about like… one au two scenes. Okay so four, but I will skim over the rest)
“Don’t get cute. Don’t engage him. And don’t play his games because wewe WILL loose” – Three things only Cuddy I allowed to do to House. That and some zaidi adult activities…
This episode likes to address the issue that ONLY Cuddy can control House. I mean like… well. This is basically where it starts, Cuddy judging Cameron to not fill her shoes, but sufficing. There are other things Cameron couldn’t fill of Cuddy’s as well, but I’m not House and I’m not that immature (who am I kidding??).
Cameron is INCREDIBLY shocked at what House alisema to Cuddy, and Cuddy is zaidi disgusted. I don’t think shocked is the right response. It’s a very, very Housian thing to do, although the “tell it like it is” objectivity is a very big fail. Arguably this is apart of the whole “you do crazy things to the one wewe love” theorem. Maybe. Maybe not.
The thing I upendo about this scene is that Wilson has proved untrustworthy to cuddy once again. He cracked, like he did in Lucky 13, and spilled secrets Cuddy confided in him to House. She should really stop confiding in him, if she wants house to know, tell him yourself, at least wewe get to provide some kind of awesome Huddy scene where she gets to lean on him so far her tongue falls into his mouth :P. House explains this as “he was worried, made a bad choice” how the hell did he think telling House would help? I mean, super Wilson almost certainly wasn’t thinking, “yey!!! Let’s tell House so he can verbally abuse Cuddy and see how they react afterwards” nor was he thinking “yey, let’s tell House and let Cuddy lean on him again, because then I can give up my super Wilson abilities for the greater good!”.
At the same time this was House’s weird mucked up way of giving a decidedly non-objective advise and making her feel… better. It really didn’t work, although maybe she appreciated the effort.
“Unless wewe upendo Her”
Come on. I mean come on. The parallels are obvious. So obvious I saw them. Okay that’s admittedly not saying as much as I make it sound, but wewe get the picture. I upendo laughing at OM (or Ohm as I may now call her – I think the “a measure au resistance” definition fits her well, lol) and there is nothing zaidi I upendo laughing at her for zaidi than realizing House loves Cuddy zaidi than once. There was probably something in season 3 au 4 when she thought “wow, House really does upendo Cuddy”, but she just keeps on going “but now I know for sure!”, like she did at the end of JTTW, and also at the end of Big Baby. Funny that. This time the excuse was “but now I know for sure, he ACTUALLY alisema it!”. I’ll give her that, for all intense and purposes, he admitted he was in upendo with Cuddy. But he didn’t admit it to her face, he admitted it to Foreman. And he used backwards words. But hey, pickers can’t be choosers, and I may make another bet with HC to say that five heshima if he ever does use similar backwards words to Cuddy Ohm will come to me and say “OMG!! House loves “Cuddy, we know for sure now,!” Okay so technically he said,
“I’m the last person you’d ever come to for ethical advise. Literally. Which means you’ve already asked ever other person, and no one’s giving wewe the answer wewe wanted,”
“Or I respect your opinion and wanna hear what comes to your mind,”
“She invited any of her lesbian Marafiki into kitanda with you?”
“Well* that was a mistake,”
“Drug gonna cure her?”
“It looks promising, it’s** reducing symptoms”
“No cure then? So, pros are, wewe might delay the onset of symptoms. Give her an extra year, maybe three, she’s still dead before you’re 45. swali is, are those few years worth risking the rest of your life in medicine?”
“Thank you,”
“You’re welcome…unless wewe upendo her… if wewe upendo her,then wewe do stupid things,”
*big cheesy grin* Ohm, House loves Cuddy for sure now!! Yay! LOL. Stupid things. How many stupid things has House done in regards to Cuddy? *counts on fingers* okay I officially don’t have enough fingers, *steals someone else’s hands*.
“Is that cute?” “A little”
This is the awesomest scene EVER. Okay well not really. But it is the cutest scene ever. I mean God that’s cute. Her smile. The baby puke. The way she wiped it off him. The way it was really really cute. Lol. I mean sure she alisema his puke isn’t as cute, but that’s (in my head) because she’s to busy staring at his god damn beautiful eyes to look at his puke. And to count the fact, it’s not true. He did throw up on her. And she brought him nyumbani and looked after him round his house. He also makes a maoni about her hips, but it isn’t… it isn’t sexual harassing; it was zaidi of a compliment. I loved it. Sweet, sweet, sweet scene <3.
”Which leaves me…”
Continuation of the “Cuddy is the only one that can control House” theme… the only thing is I never figured the onyesha would come right out and say that. For all intense and purposes it basically alisema Cuddy is the only one for House. Another, wow I upendo that scene moment. IT’s also a very interesting scene, in that I was under the impression that Cuddy had always had problems with the whole “you made the right call because the patient lived” thing. She’d always alisema “yah but I shouldn’t have made that call it’s crazy,” yet she backs the opposite argument in this case and I believe as a rule now. Hm… curious… what changed?
