We all probably remember reuben, reubeni - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are wewe today?

Reub.: wewe can't drink two jars of applesauce if wewe don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, wewe can make a dog bark faster than a samaki can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think wewe are cute.


Reub.: You've...