We all probably remember reuben, reubeni - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are wewe today?

Reub.: wewe can't drink two jars of applesauce if wewe don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, wewe can make a dog bark faster than a samaki can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think wewe are cute.


Reub.: You've...

Hey! It's me again! wewe may have notice that my jina la mtumiaji is different; I changed it from seddieluv to NCISMcAbbyISthebest. It's based on my inayopendelewa couple EVER, McGee and Abby from NCIS (McAbby!) So, I'm here with Jennette-McCurdys-biggest-fan's request! (Hope I spelled your jina la mtumiaji right, LOL.) It's for iSaved your life! (Ugh...I hated that episode SO much! It creeps me out when two people who look like brother and sister start making out.) I hope wewe guys enjoy this story, and I once again hope that I wrote the characters in character!

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