Yeah, it happens

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The words that have been said

That lies that have lead us here

The blood that has bled

None of it really matters

Your ruining people's lives

Your the reason why

And despite the way

You say wewe really are

Your the one that's having fun

While others are doing your dirty work

You've the face of a huge disgrace

Your the jerk of planet Irk
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The Life we all once have wanted

Is taken away kwa the disgrace

The planet's...

NOSHEI'S POV
As I was saying, I went to go sit with Stickly for lunch. "Hey." I said. "Oh, hi, Noshei." he said. "You-" He didn't finish his sentence. "I?" I tried to remind him he didn't finish his sentence.

STICKLY'S POV
I hesitated because I was not sure if what I was going to say was what I should have alisema au not. "You want to hang out sometimes?" I asked. "Sure." Noshei said. We sat in silence. "FOOD FIGHT!" someone yelled. "What is a chakula fight?" I asked. "Is it dangerous?" She looked at me. "You've never heard of a chakula fight?" Noshei said. "No." I answered. "It's when people throw...

Melissa Nar:As he came into the window
Was a sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She was sitting at the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down
It was her doom

Annie, are wewe OK
Are wewe OK
Are wewe OK, Annie
Annie, are wewe OK
You OK
Are wewe OK, Annie
Annie, are wewe OK
You OK
You OK, Annie
Annie, are wewe OK
You OK
Are wewe OK, Annie

Annie, are wewe OK
Will wewe tell us that you're OK
There's a sign at the window
That he struck you
A crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then wewe ran into...

The Almighty Tallest loomed over a young Irken girl. She had dark night blue eyes and her uniform followed. She was simling. One sharp tooth facing upward from the bottom of her mouth.

" So, why THIS one?" The Purple Tallest wisperer angerly "Why not an zaidi advanced one?"
"Because," The Red Tallest growled " She's one of the last female Irkens on our planet."
"So we have to train her like an advanced Irken Warrior?!" The Purple Tallest yelled.
"Shhhh!" The Red Tallest shushed.

The Young Irken Girl was staring strait at the Almighty Tallest, with a puzzled look on her face.

"Ermmm..." The Red Tallest...

"Unacceptable," the Purple Tallest alisema sternly. "It has been 3 days and Planet Earth is still on radar."
"It was your idea to send Ume to Earth." red Tallest replied. "But do not fear, I'm sure she has everything under control. I know Ume; she's a very determined Irken."
"You know her?"
Red Tallest nodded. "She's a voluntary social adviser."
"In that case, bring me her Irken files. I must know zaidi information on this female..."

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OC/Invader Name: Ume ("Blossom of the Plum") (Oo-may)
Creator: Lolly4me2
Home Planet: Irk
Current Location: Earth
Current Residence: Base of Invader Zim
Assignment: "Assist...

1. I am probably the weirdest person at my school...lol
2. Never had a boy friend...-_-
3. I upendo the color blue and HATE PINK!!!!!
4. My BFF's name is Lindsey, and her OC's name is Zar
5. I have a blue iPod Nano 4th Gen.
6. This doesn't have to do with me, but did wewe know that wewe can't touch all your teeth with your tongue!?
7. wewe just found out that number 6...is a lie!!!
8. I upendo sharp things <33333 (don't let me come near your neck!!!)
9. I upendo whoever invented gum <3333333333
10. I HATE THE NEW NICK onyesha FANBOY & CHUM CHUM IT SUCKS!!!!!!
11. Even if my OC is goth, I'm not :P
12. I've...

Zim: Hey, StarBurst! Come to your master!

SB: Yes, Master Zim?

Zim: *putting on his human boy look* I'm going on a date, I'll be back later.

SB: WHAT!?! 0_0 WHO!?!

Zim: I'm going out with Mar, do your chores, keep GIR under control, keep the dib pig out of my lab.

(door kengele rings)

Zim: *answers the door*

Mar: *hugs Zim* HEY!

Zim: So, are wewe ready to go?

Mar: wewe BET!

SB: *glares at Mar* >_<....

Mar: Ah! So, this is your maid?

Zim: Yes, I did not like her at all at first, but as time passed, she's a good kid.

Mar: *tryes to shake her hand*

SB: *does not shake her hand, glares more*

Mar:...

Invader Zim
Season Three
Episode One
Part One
Dib's Big Greasy Head Part One

NOTE: THIS IS shabiki MADE! THIS IS NOT A REAL EPISODE.

Lightning zooms down from the sky, forming the letters INVADER ZIM. The words RICHARD HORVITZ, ANDY BERMAN, MELISSA FAHN, and ROSEARIK RIKKI SIMMONS fly across the screen. The screen zooms down from the sky inaonyesha Zim and Gir, disguised, Lightning zooms down from the sky, forming the letters INVADER ZIM. The words RICHARD HORVITZ, ANDY BERMAN, MELISSA FAHN, and ROSEARIK RIKKI SIMMONS fly across the screen. The screen zooms down from the sky inaonyesha Zim and Gir, disguised,...

"TAG"
CREDIT GOES TO:
InvaderStickly (Creator of chapter.)
Invader Jet (Creator of Invader Jet.)
Solo28 (Creator of Invader Zero.)

It all started when two Invaders, Jet and Zero, got bored. Jet walked over to Zero. "What do wewe wanna do?" he said. "I dunno." he said. He gasped. He saw one object that changed his life. He could have sworn he heard heaven's muziki playing... he saw... a taco... "MINE!" he yelled. He picked the taco off of the ground and at it whole. "I'm hungry." Jet said. "Get chakula from earth." Jet looked confused. "There's chakula on earth?" he asked. "There's chakula EVERYWHERE!"...