*This is suppose to be a story that Rift is telling to a five mwaka old Kat and Susie as a bedtime story*


Part 1: Will you?
Snake: Are wewe sure wewe want to do this Rift?
Rift: Yes, I upendo Fluttershy very much and I want to be with her. *Walks into Animal Clinic that Fluttershy works at*
Frontdesk pony: May I help you?
Rift: I'm looking for Fluttershy, is she free right now?
Frontdesk pony: Oh wewe must be her boyfriend, I'll let her know wewe are here. *calls Fluttershy over P.A. system* Dr. Fluttershy to front desk, front dawati to Dr. Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *gasp* Rift!!!!!! 
Rift: hujambo there Fluttershy...

Chapter 1: I'm sorry Applejack
Snake: Mornin' Applejack.
Fiddlestick: Actually I'm Fiddestick.
Snake: What the? Oh dear...
Applejack: Sugar cube I *gasp* 
Stacy: What is it mommy?
Applejack: Stacy go to your room for a bit I need to talk to yer father. 
Snake: Uh, hi honey.
Applejack: Why of all the... Um, Fiddlestick could wewe leave please?
Fiddlestick: Sure.
Snake: applejack honey, I...
Applejack: *crying* HOW COULD wewe DO THIS SNAKE!?!?!?!?!?
Snake: applejack I--
Applejack: SO OUR MARRIAGE MEANS NOTHING TO YOU?!?!?!? DO wewe NOT REMEMBER THE VERY WORDS wewe alisema 'I DO' TO!?!?!?!? au THAT I'M THE ONLY...

Chapter 1: An unexpected visit
Morning...*
Rift: Mornin' Fluttershy. *nuzzles Fluttershy's neck*
Fluttershy: Morning R-- *someone knocks on door* Uh, where wewe expecting somepony?
Rift: *confused* Uh, no let me go see who it is.
Rift: *opens door* Hello?
Sheila: Rift!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs Rift*
Rift: Oh hujambo Sheila.
Fluttershy: Who is it Rift?
Kat/Susie/Dewdrop: Who is it?
Rift: Uh Fluttershy, girls, this is my sister Sheila.
Sheila: Oh, your daughters are so cute.
Kat: Hi Auntie Sheila I'm Kat.
Sheila: Plesed to meet you.
Susie: Hi, I'm Susie.
Sheila: Hello Susie.
Dewdrop: I'm.... I'm Dewdrop.
Sheila: Hello there...

(using the beat to Green Day's American Idiot)
Evening every body hope this song brings wewe joy.
Don't want to be a Terroist idiot!
Don't want a nation under the new terror
And can wewe hear the sounds of alkida?
The subliminal mind fuck the Terroist! (Shows the Irish flip off
/)
Welcom to that new kind of tension
All across the third world nation,
Where every thing is ment to be OK!
Weapons dream of tomorrow,
there not the ones ment to follow
For that's enough to kill them!
Well maby I'm the American, Terroisit!
I'm not part of your terror agenda!
Now every one do the Bin-Ladin,
And sing along...

*using the beat of The All-Ameican Rejects gives wewe hell*
We wake up every evening
With big smiles on our faces
And they never feel out of place
And you're still probably working
At a 9-5 pace I wonder how bad that taste
When wewe see our faces hope it gives wewe hell
Hope it gives wewe hell
When wewe walk our way hope it gives wewe hell
Hope it gives wewe hell
*Adam plays four of his guitar, gitaa strings*
And where's your picket fence love?
And where's that shinny car, did it ever get wewe far?
You've never seen so dence love!!!
I've never seen wewe fall so hard do ya know where wewe are?
Truth be told we miss you,...

Hello New York, we've dedicated this song to the 9/11 attakes.
(using the best of Green Day's Wake me up when September ends)
*Adam plays his guitar*
Summer has come and passed
The innocent had never last
Wake them up when this all ends
Like their fathers come and pass
Eleven years have gone so fast
Wake them up when this all ends
Here comes the flag again waving from it's pole
Drenched in our pain again becomeing who we are
As our memories rests
They never forget what we Lost
Wake them up when this all ends
*Me and Alec jiunge in with Adam*
Summer has come and passed
The innocent had never last
Wake them up...

( using th beat of green day's Holiday)
Say hey,
Cheeea
I don't want this place to go to he**
Don't want to live right over there with them
But hujambo we might as well learn to deal with it.
Can wewe here the roman calvery chior
He** ya
Those guys just leave them be
And let the go and rot in he**
Why must wewe take shite from that other guy
Well hujambo don't listen to all those other guys,
I upendo this ppppppppllllllllaaaaacccccceeeee
Hear the guns running out of lead
And the guys fall right back in line
Devine the moneys on the U.S.A
Can I get another amen?
AMEN!
There is a flag rapped around the coffin now
HEY!
And...