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1. I am a very out there. Kind of in your face kind of person. I'm really outgoing.

2. I am not a shabiki of school, I don't do very well. I got really bad grades until halfway through Middle School when I finally realized I needed to clean up my act.

3. I think ADD is over-diagnosed. I used to think it was a completely made up disease until I was diagnosed with it. I went from Ds and Fs to a few As but mostly Bs. I was kind of amazed. So yeah, it's over-diagnosed, but I suppose it's a real thing.

4. I play the guitar, drums, piano, ... I'm very musical.

5. I have no idea what I'm going to do with...

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.

I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a Christian, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a gay rights supporter, so I WILL go to hell.

I take (or used to take) anti-depressants, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I dye my hair crazy colors, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm a vegetarian, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I wear what I want, so I MUST be a poser.

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